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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Where the bloody hell does it come from?

It definitely wasn't there last week. Then tonight, I extract a bit the size of a baby otter

One of life's unexplained mysteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've obviously been wearing your onesie

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Ask Funky, he has a collection

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You've obviously been wearing your onesie "

you should go into business as a mystery solver

Especially now Scooby Doo is past his prime

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What colour is it?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ask Funky, he has a collection "

He collects fluff? Wonder if he can recommend any type of albums to collect it in. Be good to look back in years to come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't always a denim blue colour too?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Reckon it might be blue

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"What colour is it?"

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Ask Funky, he has a collection

He collects fluff? Wonder if he can recommend any type of albums to collect it in. Be good to look back in years to come"

Or in his case, years that have been!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What colour is it?

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden "

Dare we ask how it got sodden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Mythbusters or Brainiac did an experiment and found it comes from your boxers-if I remember rightly the fibres are carried to your belly button by your belly hair!

Wear red boxers for a week and update us on how the colour changes!

crystal x

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"What colour is it?

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden

Dare we ask how it got sodden?"

It was in the firing line!

On the plus side he won't need a pre-glued album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"What colour is it?

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden

Dare we ask how it got sodden?"

That occurred to me also Lickety...I didn't dare ask, my imagination works too well sometimes

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"What colour is it?

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden

Dare we ask how it got sodden?

It was in the firing line!

On the plus side he won't need a pre-glued album "

My initial thought also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the bloody hell does it come from?

It definitely wasn't there last week. Then tonight, I extract a bit the size of a baby otter

One of life's unexplained mysteries "

Yuck

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What colour is it?

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden

Dare we ask how it got sodden?

That occurred to me also Lickety...I didn't dare ask, my imagination works too well sometimes "

I just wondered whether he'd had his weekly bath or shower is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've obviously been wearing your onesie

you should go into business as a mystery solver

Especially now Scooby Doo is past his prime"

Yup

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"What colour is it?

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden

Dare we ask how it got sodden?"

From the bath of course

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I think Mythbusters or Brainiac did an experiment and found it comes from your boxers-if I remember rightly the fibres are carried to your belly button by your belly hair!

Wear red boxers for a week and update us on how the colour changes!

crystal x"

Haha like worker ants

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"What colour is it?

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden

Dare we ask how it got sodden?

From the bath of course"

Are you sure it wasn't a baby otter?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"What colour is it?

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden

Dare we ask how it got sodden?

From the bath of course

Are you sure it wasn't a baby otter?"

Is it a pygmy one?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"What colour is it?

Black but it could have been purple. Hard to tell when it's sodden

Dare we ask how it got sodden?

From the bath of course

Are you sure it wasn't a baby otter?"

It's possible but I thought it would have been a bit more lively

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you naval gazing again ?

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By *Ryan- OP   Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Where the bloody hell does it come from?

It definitely wasn't there last week. Then tonight, I extract a bit the size of a baby otter

One of life's unexplained mysteries

Yuck "

Don't you yuck me. Bet there's been a few unexplained mysteries in yours too

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