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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it? "

what are we balancing it against ?

is it like a set of balance scales ?

what do you hang from the end ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

has he got it out again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tsk. I 'spose I'll have to whip it out then. It's fecking cold out there y'know. Hope it don't shrivel up.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

what are we balancing it against ?

is it like a set of balance scales ?

what do you hang from the end ? "
pmsl had not thought of that. I just felt if we have threads on somebody's pussy we should for equality have one on somebody's (and not just anybody's) cock... Go on, dont be shy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody tart

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"has he got it out again?? "
Dont know about the "again" ... does he make a habit of it? I am shocked

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"bloody tart"
who, WIshy for getting it out or me for noticing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has he got it out again?? "

Must be get yer baubles out time of year again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice and firmly gripped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice and firmly gripped "

I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice and firmly gripped

I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour. "

..... could have been her pussy got it.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Nice and firmly gripped

I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour. "

I should have asked the fabsfolks to rate yours... damn, I forgot....anyway, I d give it... something!!!!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Nice and firmly gripped

I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour.

..... could have been her pussy got it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooo Amy here again!!!!! Amy is liking wot she is seeing ........ sorry Aphrodite did u say rate it or did u say something else .......

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"oooooooooooo Amy here again!!!!! Amy is liking wot she is seeing ........ sorry Aphrodite did u say rate it or did u say something else ....... "
Well, I did say "rate" and I suppose you are at a safe distance from Wishy... so you can do anythink you like (sorry Wishy, but she really is a long safe distance from you!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice and firmly gripped

I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour.

I should have asked the fabsfolks to rate yours... damn, I forgot....anyway, I d give it... something!!!! "

ide give it a bashing of some sort

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Have all the necessary tests been carried out in order to give Wishy's cock a rating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooooooooo Amy here again!!!!! Amy is liking wot she is seeing ........ sorry Aphrodite did u say rate it or did u say something else ....... Well, I did say "rate" and I suppose you are at a safe distance from Wishy... so you can do anythink you like (sorry Wishy, but she really is a long safe distance from you!) "

so i can jump in the car and drive then ................. wot safe distance? Hang on Wishy ..... I's a cumming ............

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Arrgghhhh whats going on???

Ive already seen it once this year

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Have all the necessary tests been carried out in order to give Wishy's cock a rating?"
You mean Health and Safety or EU regulations?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Nice and firmly gripped

I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour.

I should have asked the fabsfolks to rate yours... damn, I forgot....anyway, I d give it... something!!!!

ide give it a bashing of some sort "
How did we get from rating to bashing...?You are a woman with intent, aren t you?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"oooooooooooo Amy here again!!!!! Amy is liking wot she is seeing ........ sorry Aphrodite did u say rate it or did u say something else ....... Well, I did say "rate" and I suppose you are at a safe distance from Wishy... so you can do anythink you like (sorry Wishy, but she really is a long safe distance from you!)

so i can jump in the car and drive then ................. wot safe distance? Hang on Wishy ..... I's a cumming ............ "

Jeeze, Wishy.... I am so sorry...!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Have all the necessary tests been carried out in order to give Wishy's cock a rating?You mean Health and Safety or EU regulations?"

Both, we wouldn't want to end up in Court for a breach of statutory regulations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Arrgghhhh whats going on???

Ive already seen it once this year

"

Ouch, I apologise for overexposure of one member!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I've seen more meat on a butchers apron!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

Ive heard a rumour its looks like a Conga eel with a headache

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ive heard a rumour its looks like a Conga eel with a headache

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Don't you need more than one for a Conga?

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By *miler101Man
over a year ago

birmingham

haha luv it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice and firmly gripped

I have to grab hold of it or it'd be whoooosh! out the feckin door! Last time it escaped I found it nestled in the next door neighbour.

I should have asked the fabsfolks to rate yours... damn, I forgot....anyway, I d give it... something!!!!

ide give it a bashing of some sort How did we get from rating to bashing...?You are a woman with intent, aren t you? "

I just got over excited

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Ive heard a rumour its looks like a Conga eel with a headache

Don't you need more than one for a Conga?"

well its been said you need more than one for everything

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound!"

Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound!

Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own! "

Obviously I didn't grasp the concept

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound!

Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own! "

watch out she's got the uniform out ...!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ive heard a rumour its looks like a Conga eel with a headache

Don't you need more than one for a Conga?

well its been said you need more than one for everything "

The right tool for each job.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound!

Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own!

Obviously I didn't grasp the concept "
It is fine. Everybody is allowed to make one mistake...and perhaps we should think about something inappropriate for your very own thread...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Ive heard a rumour its looks like a Conga eel with a headache

Don't you need more than one for a Conga?

well its been said you need more than one for everything

The right tool for each job."

shit and there was me thinking personality counted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it? "

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound!

Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own!

Obviously I didn't grasp the concept It is fine. Everybody is allowed to make one mistake...and perhaps we should think about something inappropriate for your very own thread..."

Oh but so much to choose from

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it "

Ask him he gets it out all the while he dont mind flashing.....

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it "
I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before..."

Trust you to think of that,wine ,chocolate cake and men ,its all you think about !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before..."

Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Bashing isn't good......... Keeping mine safe and sound!

Swingle, now listen very carefully as I shall only say this once! This is a look at Wishy thread... and if you are a good boy, you ll get your own!

Obviously I didn't grasp the concept It is fine. Everybody is allowed to make one mistake...and perhaps we should think about something inappropriate for your very own thread...

Oh but so much to choose from "
on the "inappropriate " side of things, eh?;-)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...

Trust you to think of that,wine ,chocolate cake and men ,its all you think about !!"

All in one package?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...

Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity."
Is that as in which bloke has the best or which woman gets the best? Personally I feel the latter would be more appropriate in this existentialistic debate...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...

Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity."

Lickety ,can you send me some of that magic powder you found at the end of the rainbow ...it must be ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be here for hours........ Best get some more cake!

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Delighted....had to look ... Then saw mrs wishy's boobs.......nice

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Could be here for hours........ Best get some more cake! "
Have you guys not cottoned on to this? The females post something on here... anything really that is remotely linked to cock or pussy... then we get you interested and posting while we all indulge in cakes and chocolates. That is why they had to start closing threads at 175...we were getting fat...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...

Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity.

Lickety ,can you send me some of that magic powder you found at the end of the rainbow ...it must be ace "

I think my brain may have been mulled along with the wine this weekend.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Delighted....had to look ... Then saw mrs wishy's boobs.......nice"
Thats quite alright, we are not jealous... (not much anyway!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think its very pretty

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before...

Can't we do it at the End of the World Orgy? Whoever wins will then have the best cock for eternity.

Lickety ,can you send me some of that magic powder you found at the end of the rainbow ...it must be ace

I think my brain may have been mulled along with the wine this weekend."

ahhh don't tell me you met that big bloke in the red suit with the white Beard ,and did you sit on his ...knee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cocks better

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I think its very pretty "

Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!

Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Lickety ,can you send me some of that magic powder you found at the end of the rainbow ...it must be ace

I think my brain may have been mulled along with the wine this weekend.

ahhh don't tell me you met that big bloke in the red suit with the white Beard ,and did you sit on his ...knee ?"

I was selling it in the Ooooop North. I haven't sat on anyone's knee for sometime.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"my cocks better"

It may well be... but this is about Wishy's cock and dedicated especially to him. If you want your own (thread that is) you have to apply to Lickety for permission as she is in charge of regulations. Juliewonders on the other hand is in charge of entries...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think its very pretty

Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!

Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !! "

Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's one of those stick on ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh sorryyyyy

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"It's one of those stick on ones "
Do you think that is why he is holding on so tight?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"ohhh sorryyyyy "
Just kidding xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ohhh sorryyyyy Just kidding xx"

me too

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I think its very pretty

Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!

Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!

Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?"

I am far too insecure to comment

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Guys.... and I mean male guys...;-)

You can come out here if you wishy it... we wont think badly of you...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arrgghhhh whats going on???

Ive already seen it once this year

"

Once is never enough. (sounds like a good plot for a Bond film)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for balance and equality ... what do fellow fabsters think? It is great, isnt it?

I can't rate it as wife's never get to see it I think we should have a social, purely for the rating of cocks. No, I really mean a social because with us females around there would be chocolate and wine and cakes and chatting... just suitable for a social. The we need one person to announce the ratings and the overall winner... hell I think I go on holiday before..."

You can organise it and we'll be there

The holiday as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think its very pretty

Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!

Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!

Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?"

I wouldn't say it's pretty. More handsome in a rugged "if you come near it, it will shag the fuck out of you" kinda way. A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though)

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Guys.... and I mean male guys...;-)

You can come out here if you wishy it... we wont think badly of you...;-) "

Errr ok ,i confess ....i am Foamosexual

I can only do it in a bubble bath at exactly 104.6 degrees .

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I think its very pretty

Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!

Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!

Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?

I wouldn't say it's pretty. More handsome in a rugged "if you come near it, it will shag the fuck out of you" kinda way. A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though) "

Are there lady-type cocks then?

So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Delighted....had to look ... Then saw mrs wishy's boobs.......nice"

You shoulda seen 'em when she was preggers. Fuck me, there was enough there for the entire household cavalry!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though) "

You have no idea how relieved I am...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think its very pretty

Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!

Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!

Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?

I wouldn't say it's pretty. More handsome in a rugged "if you come near it, it will shag the fuck out of you" kinda way. A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though)

Are there lady-type cocks then?

So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?"

The Lesser Spotted ManCock only comes out on dark nights when there is no moon and you have to sit patiently for hours if you want to see one in the wild. When you finally get to spy one you'll be transfixed by them, they really are a sight to behold and right at the end of the evening they do this sort of rapid retraction/forward motion spitting dance. Sometimes they can spit yards and you have to be careful and wear galoshes if you don't want to ruin your new Ugg boots. One unfortunate viewer got too close and ended up in A&E with an eye infection.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I think its very pretty

Pretty ......pretty ,!!!!

Now i have to jump to wishys defence here ,it may look a lot of things buts it sure aint pretty !!

Wishy may think it's pretty. How would you describe it?

I wouldn't say it's pretty. More handsome in a rugged "if you come near it, it will shag the fuck out of you" kinda way. A sort of man's man's cock. (that's not to exclude the ladies from playing wiv it though)

Are there lady-type cocks then?

So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?"

Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?

The Lesser Spotted ManCock only comes out on dark nights when there is no moon and you have to sit patiently for hours if you want to see one in the wild. When you finally get to spy one you'll be transfixed by them, they really are a sight to behold and right at the end of the evening they do this sort of rapid retraction/forward motion spitting dance. Sometimes they can spit yards and you have to be careful and wear galoshes if you don't want to ruin your new Ugg boots. One unfortunate viewer got too close and ended up in A&E with an eye infection. "

It's spotted!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Cant help but notice that Wishy's cock has been taken out of my hands.....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Are there lady-type cocks then?

So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?

Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ? "

Erm.... - I blame the menopause.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Cant help but notice that Wishy's cock has been taken out of my hands....."

Sorry, Aphrodite. I got carried away playing with it.

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over a year ago


"It's spotted!"

LESSER spotted.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"

Are there lady-type cocks then?

So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?

Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ?

Erm.... - I blame the menopause. "

Lmao, any sweating and cravings ?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Cant help but notice that Wishy's cock has been taken out of my hands.....

Sorry, Aphrodite. I got carried away playing with it."
There is the concept of share in the community...?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Are there lady-type cocks then?

So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?

Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ?

Erm.... - I blame the menopause.

Lmao, any sweating and cravings ?"

Craving getting sweaty with a cock... is that what you mean?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Cant help but notice that Wishy's cock has been taken out of my hands.....

Sorry, Aphrodite. I got carried away playing with it.There is the concept of share in the community...?"

I like sharing.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

If he wasn't holding it, it would swing to the right!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"

Are there lady-type cocks then?

So, how does one get near such a rugged handsome beast?

Yeah lots of places sell them ,you should feel empowered when you strap it on ....don't wear it for too long though you ll grow whiskers and get a hairy chest....unless you want one that is ?

Erm.... - I blame the menopause.

Lmao, any sweating and cravings ?

Craving getting sweaty with a cock... is that what you mean?"

Yeah ok that'll do ...any cravings to get sweaty with a cock ?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"If he wasn't holding it, it would swing to the right! "
I thought earlier it might actually crumble under European regulations, luckily Lickety came to the rescue...

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Sorry peeps.. just lifting Wishy's cock back to the top!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"Sorry peeps.. just lifting Wishy's cock back to the top! "

Has it drooped again ?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Sorry peeps.. just lifting Wishy's cock back to the top!

Has it drooped again ?

"

PMSL... he is in 2nd place for most fabbed cock picture...and rising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he wasn't holding it, it would swing to the right! "

Au contrare mon ami (in bestest DelBoy accent), it dresses naturally to the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Are we meant to be fabbing it?

Ill fab it as long as he does'nt start a thread about how well its doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we meant to be fabbing it?

Ill fab it as long as he does'nt start a thread about how well its doing "

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Please all fab Wishy's cock picture - I would like to get him to the top

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over a year ago

Ive slapped a fab on it

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I have fabbed his cock picture - he is nearly in number 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are we meant to be fabbing it?

Ill fab it as long as he does'nt start a thread about how well its doing "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I have fabbed his cock picture - he is nearly in number 1"

Does he get a prize if it reaches number 1? If I fab it do I have to keep it or can I dispose of it at will?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"I have fabbed his cock picture - he is nearly in number 1

Does he get a prize if it reaches number 1? If I fab it do I have to keep it or can I dispose of it at will?"
Wishy IS the prize as and when he gets there. Now you know it might be rude to turn down a prize ..... but then I am sure there will be quite a few who d share the bounty...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? "

Who will be "in at number 2" then?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? "
WHat an awesome idea! Would you be participating member or part of the jury?

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ??

Who will be "in at number 2" then?"

They need to display ... a bit like in the Antique Road Show... goods need to be on display before they can be rated?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? WHat an awesome idea! Would you be participating member or part of the jury? "

Never been much good on jury's

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? WHat an awesome idea! Would you be participating member or part of the jury?

Never been much good on jury's "
Haha, that got you out of jury and into competition very nicely indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a top of the cocks chart somewhere ?? WHat an awesome idea! Would you be participating member or part of the jury?

Never been much good on jury's Haha, that got you out of jury and into competition very nicely indeed."

Might have cocked up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellllllooooooooo, I have just arrived in Tyneside ................ Wisssssshy Wisssssshy where do I go now ................

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Hellllllooooooooo, I have just arrived in Tyneside ................ Wisssssshy Wisssssshy where do I go now ................ "
Actually.... in your case I would believe you! Well done for getting there safely

Wishy? Wishy??????

Weeeeeeeeeeesheeeeeeeee .... prepare to errr... live!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9/10

I'm not afraid to rate wishy's cock

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"9/10

I'm not afraid to rate wishy's cock "
Excellent - well done. There is a man who is confortable in hi sexuality. Now all you need to do is fab his cock picture. Dont worry you can unfab it later if it bothers you...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellllllooooooooo, I have just arrived in Tyneside ................ Wisssssshy Wisssssshy where do I go now ................ Actually.... in your case I would believe you! Well done for getting there safely

Wishy? Wishy??????

Weeeeeeeeeeesheeeeeeeee .... prepare to errr... live!!!"

hes gone a tad quiet - do ya think he scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellllllooooooooo, I have just arrived in Tyneside ................ Wisssssshy Wisssssshy where do I go now ................ Actually.... in your case I would believe you! Well done for getting there safely

Wishy? Wishy??????

Weeeeeeeeeeesheeeeeeeee .... prepare to errr... live!!!

hes gone a tad quiet - do ya think he scared "

Petrified!!!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Petrified...mean literally having turned into a stone... now there is a hard material!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Petrified...mean literally having turned into a stone... now there is a hard material!!!"

I am gonna cry now ......... It was a looong drive ..... sob sob

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I was so sure Wishy's Cock would climax at 175 posts but it's gone flaccid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hellllllooooooooo, I have just arrived in Tyneside ................ Wisssssshy Wisssssshy where do I go now ................ Actually.... in your case I would believe you! Well done for getting there safely

Wishy? Wishy??????

Weeeeeeeeeeesheeeeeeeee .... prepare to errr... live!!!"

Hey, I've been down south for four days, Siren needed my ... um... attention.

(well, tbh, The Cock decided it needed her attention)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Swinglemale wins the cleanest pants award, like the Daz challenge.

I like a man with brilliant white pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9/10

I'm not afraid to rate wishy's cock "

Aw tks Rusty. Nice pussy you got there too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive fabbed it

Its been a while since i saw one so upstanding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fabbed it too and gone home - your safe lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to see some women have fabbed it as it's been mainly men up until today!! (not that I mind men looking at my cock you understand.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"9/10

I'm not afraid to rate wishy's cock Excellent - well done. There is a man who is confortable in hi sexuality. Now all you need to do is fab his cock picture. Dont worry you can unfab it later if it bothers you...;-)"

done

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Lovely how one, admittedly very handsome cock, can unite the forumites, male and female....it is simply beautiful (and the cock!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive already fabbed it

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"ive already fabbed it "

Good for you - I am sure we will get it to where it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovely how one, admittedly very handsome cock, can unite the forumites, male and female....it is simply beautiful (and the cock!) "

You do realise that the next time you and it are in the same place at the same time it will need introducing properly. You do know that don't you?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Wishy is that your real cock or a stunt cock?

(I use a bottom double for all my arse work)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wishy is that your real cock or a stunt cock?

(I use a bottom double for all my arse work)"

It's the Real McCoy, but I should probably confess that whilst I am 47 the cock in the photo is only 39. Should I update it?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Wishy is that your real cock or a stunt cock?

(I use a bottom double for all my arse work)

It's the Real McCoy, but I should probably confess that whilst I am 47 the cock in the photo is only 39. Should I update it? "

No don't, time after all is relative.

Maybe Photoshop a wrinkle or two on but that's it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was so sure Wishy's Cock would climax at 175 posts but it's gone flaccid."

Hey, my cock is like British Airways, it may be slow but it'll get you there in the end.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Lovely how one, admittedly very handsome cock, can unite the forumites, male and female....it is simply beautiful (and the cock!)

You do realise that the next time you and it are in the same place at the same time it will need introducing properly. You do know that don't you? "

I was rather hoping but too shy to ask

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Wishy is that your real cock or a stunt cock?

(I use a bottom double for all my arse work)

It's the Real McCoy, but I should probably confess that whilst I am 47 the cock in the photo is only 39. Should I update it?

No don't, time after all is relative.

Maybe Photoshop a wrinkle or two on but that's it. "
OMG you two have me in stitches...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wishy is that your real cock or a stunt cock?

(I use a bottom double for all my arse work)

It's the Real McCoy, but I should probably confess that whilst I am 47 the cock in the photo is only 39. Should I update it?

No don't, time after all is relative.

Maybe Photoshop a wrinkle or two on but that's it. "

I thought I'd update it after all, but it seems to have grown a mouth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cock apologises for it's lacsadaisical performance on this thread. It should have reached 175 long before now but well, it got distracted basically. It's like that you know, it has the attention span of a gnat!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

COck has only gone into hibernation as the fabsters prefer the view of the firm grip around it - I have it on good authority! Bring back gripping!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"COck has only gone into hibernation as the fabsters prefer the view of the firm grip around it - I have it on good authority! Bring back gripping!! "

That's Siren gripping it!! And it's her mouth, not mine, cos if it was my mouth I'd have a neck like a giraffe and wouldn't leave my house... ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back by popular demand.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Back by popular demand. "
Sirens hands are indeed beautiful and gripping but this is a much better marketing strategy!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Is his cock still up there?

Or has it fell off................the page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is his cock still up there?

Or has it fell off................the page "

I know somewhere it most definately would like to be up.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has it flagged again. You really must work harder at keeping it up.

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over a year ago


"Has it flagged again. You really must work harder at keeping it up."

I'm trying but me arm's fookin knackered. Anyone else wanna have a go?

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Tit wank might help

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over a year ago


"Tit wank might help"

Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"Tit wank might help

Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank. "

Apparently they are very life affirming..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tit wank might help

Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.

Apparently they are very life affirming..lol"

It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering?

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"Tit wank might help

Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.

Apparently they are very life affirming..lol

It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering? "

If I'm North East bound will get my people to contact your people..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tit wank might help

Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.

Apparently they are very life affirming..lol

It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering?

If I'm North East bound will get my people to contact your people..lol"

I did ask my secretary for a tit wank once but she told me to fuck off and called me a dirty old perv so tread carefully when you call as she's a little sensitive.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon


"Tit wank might help

Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.

Apparently they are very life affirming..lol

It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering?

If I'm North East bound will get my people to contact your people..lol

I did ask my secretary for a tit wank once but she told me to fuck off and called me a dirty old perv so tread carefully when you call as she's a little sensitive. "

Staff are so petty nowadays..heads full of HR stuff I suppose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tit wank might help

Believe it or not I've never had a tit wank.

Apparently they are very life affirming..lol

It's one of my ambitions to have a tit wank before I die by someone who knows how to do them properly. Are you offering?

If I'm North East bound will get my people to contact your people..lol

I did ask my secretary for a tit wank once but she told me to fuck off and called me a dirty old perv so tread carefully when you call as she's a little sensitive.

Staff are so petty nowadays..heads full of HR stuff I suppose!"

I'll have to have a strong word with my HR people then! Filling my staff's head's full of their stuff!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I see it's still out but not reached its destination yet. Give me a shout when you are on the final strokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me! "

Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.

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over a year ago


"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!

Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey."

This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!

Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.

This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned! "

Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!

Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.

This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!

Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!"

Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!

Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.

This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!

Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!

Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat. "

The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!

Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.

This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!

Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!

Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat.

The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy. "

And waste a perfectly good piece of bacon?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!

Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.

This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!

Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!

Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat.

The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy.

And waste a perfectly good piece of bacon? "

You take that out before you throw them. I'd never willingly dispose of edible pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!

Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.

This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!

Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!

Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat.

The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy.

And waste a perfectly good piece of bacon?

You take that out before you throw them. I'd never willingly dispose of edible pig."

But the cooked bacon would be infused with the stench of the disgusting little puke dungballs.

I think the only way to deal with sprouts is to shoot people who grow them.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Shit! It's gone and got the Xmas decs down from the loft and gone all festive on me!

Phew! I thought it had developed some sort of disease for being up for so long and not reaching a climax. Either that or your cock is made from sprouts, bacon and turkey.

This is a Sprouts-free thread. Sprouts are devil's fartballs and should be banned!

Hee at 'fartballs' . And I agree - torch the sprout fields!

Jamie Oliver did a prog last Christmas about sprouts being awful and how his method of cooking them would turn even the most ardent hater of the yukky little things into sprouts lovers. We tried it. Jamie's a twat.

The only way to enjoy sprouts is to cook them gently with a knob of butter and some bacon in, take out before they go hard, gently mash them, then chuck them away! Yummy.

And waste a perfectly good piece of bacon?

You take that out before you throw them. I'd never willingly dispose of edible pig.

But the cooked bacon would be infused with the stench of the disgusting little puke dungballs.

I think the only way to deal with sprouts is to shoot people who grow them. "

Fair enough. Your solution is definitely the best. Can we hunt them a bit first? Just that I have some unresolved childhood issues from my mother forcing me to eat the damn things every year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol"

Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol

Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!! "

I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock.

Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol

Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!!

I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock.

Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax."

Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol

Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!!

I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock.

Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.

Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go "

There's life in the old todger yet!!

(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol

Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!!

I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock.

Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.

Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go

There's life in the old todger yet!!

(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?) "

Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's got a green helmet! Has it gone mouldy? Lol

Noooo, it's Christmas Green, anyone can see that!!

I still see a sprout, bacon and turkey wrapped cock.

Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.

Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go

There's life in the old todger yet!!

(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?)

Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now."

{who's ya daddy... who's ya daddy!!}

Uh! Uh! (authentic porno grunts) Uh! Uh! Oh baby!

(am I putting you off?)

Nevermind.

Oooooo! Aaaah! (Cantona) Sorry, that slipped out there.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.

Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go

There's life in the old todger yet!!

(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?)

Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now.

{who's ya daddy... who's ya daddy!!}

Uh! Uh! (authentic porno grunts) Uh! Uh! Oh baby!

(am I putting you off?)

Nevermind.

Oooooo! Aaaah! (Cantona) Sorry, that slipped out there. "

Slip it back in quick before it goes down again.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"

Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.

Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go

There's life in the old todger yet!!

(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?)

Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now.

{who's ya daddy... who's ya daddy!!}

Uh! Uh! (authentic porno grunts) Uh! Uh! Oh baby!

(am I putting you off?)

Nevermind.

Oooooo! Aaaah! (Cantona) Sorry, that slipped out there.

Slip it back in quick before it goes down again."

Dont let him slip now he is sooo close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Wishy, cum on final push. You only need eleven more strokes to climax.

Hell, did not realise Wishy had come this far... 8 to go

There's life in the old todger yet!!

(I did mention I was a quick repeater didn't I? I did say that from the offset?)

Keep going Wishy, deep thrusts now.

{who's ya daddy... who's ya daddy!!}

Uh! Uh! (authentic porno grunts) Uh! Uh! Oh baby!

(am I putting you off?)

Nevermind.

Oooooo! Aaaah! (Cantona) Sorry, that slipped out there.

Slip it back in quick before it goes down again."

Hey, I'm not known as Torpedo Cock for nuthin y'know. Once it's out the tube it stays active till it finds a new mark, locks on and explodes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So near orgasm now;-)

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Come on Wishy... you really must have the last word on this ... it would be so masterful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

THAR SHE BLOWS!! AHAB STRIKES AGAIN!!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Just hope Wishy makes the 175 post...

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