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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.

What else will men never appreciate?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Periods

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.

What else will men never appreciate? "

I might appreciate the opportunity to root them out for you with my tongue though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cushions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.

What else will men never appreciate? "

Excuse me some of have moobs and yes can appreciate toast crumbs on moobs

And have to shake them about to get them out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Periods "

Appreciate them? Men have been suffering with them ever since Eve earned them, allegedly...

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

What is ladies go through during the menopause

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure "

I have never related to a post a more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their live in maid.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure "

Likely the same when you get one trapped in your foreskin or around the glans.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.

What else will men never appreciate?

Excuse me some of have moobs and yes can appreciate toast crumbs on moobs

And have to shake them about to get them out lol "

But you can shake and they'll fall out. Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Home furnishings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plucking your nipple hair.

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure

I have never related to a post a more. "

For quite some time that was the closest I'd get to an orgasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Plucking your nipple hair.

"
We appreciate the sacrifice..

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By *hubbylover19Man
over a year ago

Bognor


"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.

What else will men never appreciate?

I might appreciate the opportunity to root them out for you with my tongue though "

Yes! Response of the day

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.

What else will men never appreciate? "

A 3 hour phonecall

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

... how much time and effort it takes for us to look semi decent ...

"Just put a pair of stockings on darling," he says, "I'll be round in 10 mins..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure

I have never related to a post a more.

For quite some time that was the closest I'd get to an orgasm "

Still is for me. It's freaking awesome.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.

What else will men never appreciate?

Excuse me some of have moobs and yes can appreciate toast crumbs on moobs

And have to shake them about to get them out lol

But you can shake and they'll fall out. Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release "

The solution is, to eat your toast topless, then dust of the crumbs , before donning the brassiere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t bloody know do I, Dee.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"The feeling of shaking those breakfast toast crumbs out of your bra after a long day.

What else will men never appreciate?

I might appreciate the opportunity to root them out for you with my tongue though

Yes! Response of the day "

It's not quite page 1 of Top Photos but I'll happily accept the accolade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The relief of taking your bra off after a day wearing one.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

The feeling of nipples rubbing on a lace bra during ovulation

Specific I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try plucking hair out nose

Ears

Shaving every morning

Male menopause

Yes men have them as well

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"The feeling of nipples rubbing on a lace bra during ovulation

Specific I know "

Oh yes. This. Definitely this. Nice one YB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The relief of a queef

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Just how so much hidden meaning can be conveyed in the words "it's fine"...

(Clue gents: it isn't fine)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release "

I once had an itchy boob all day at work. When I got home I took my bra off and there was a big earwig crawling about

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"The feeling of nipples rubbing on a lace bra during ovulation

Specific I know

Oh yes. This. Definitely this. Nice one YB. "

Isn’t it just amazing! And not to mention the knickers rubbing!

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

The benefits of wiping front to back.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"The relief of taking your bra off after a day wearing one. "

Haha this reminds me of the Kenneth Williams joke about how he can't wait to get home to get the wife's knickers off... Cos they were a bit too tight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your period actually comes in time to be over before a big event/holiday

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"When your period actually comes in time to be over before a big event/holiday"

Pure relief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also I know this sounds corny but I genuinely love watching other women be badass bitches with all their shit together. In real life or on TV. It gives me tingles for real

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


" Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release

I once had an itchy boob all day at work. When I got home I took my bra off and there was a big earwig crawling about "

Hope it wasn't too traumatic. Did you put it out in the garden to live with its happy memories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swollen engorged breasts and the relief from let down when I squeeze the milk from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure "

Guys get the same with pubes in the foreskin called a cheese wire! Lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure "

When you have to fiddle around to refold your flaps after a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release

I once had an itchy boob all day at work. When I got home I took my bra off and there was a big earwig crawling about "

Oh dear lord

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Imagine they were stuck in a bra, sticking in your skin all day, feeling slightly uncomfortable, but you just couldn't find them, and couldn't really fiddle in public. It's a joy to take off that bra and feel sweet release

I once had an itchy boob all day at work. When I got home I took my bra off and there was a big earwig crawling about "

Omg km throwing out all my bras just in case and buying new ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Menopause. Need I say anymore?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

The excruciating pain of putting the toilet seat down.

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By *nicorn4uWoman
over a year ago

telford


"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure

When you have to fiddle around to refold your flaps after a wee "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just how much my three wives do for me

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Laughing too hard and involuntary urinating in your pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women!

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork


"Plucking your nipple hair.

We appreciate the sacrifice.. "

We're supposed to say: "Thank you for your service"

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Laughing too hard and involuntary urinating in your pants"

How hard would i have to be laughing to wee in your pants??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting in from a night out and taking off...

-high heels

- support pants

- bra

- makeup

Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun

Bliss

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Getting in from a night out and taking off...

-high heels

- support pants

- bra

- makeup

Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun

Bliss "

Are you on Babestation by any chance??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting in from a night out and taking off...

-high heels

- support pants

- bra

- makeup

Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun

Bliss

Are you on Babestation by any chance?? "

Nightly

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Getting in from a night out and taking off...

-high heels

- support pants

- bra

- makeup

Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun

Bliss

Are you on Babestation by any chance??

Nightly "

Bum wiggler? Or boob jiggler

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Getting in from a night out and taking off...

-high heels

- support pants

- bra

- makeup

Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun

Bliss

Are you on Babestation by any chance??

Nightly "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticking toilet paper in your knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humidititties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humidititties "

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ladies on behalf of all the men on here we appreciate your sacrifices. It's all worth while just to have us drooling at your feet. Keep up the good work xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laughing too hard and involuntary urinating in your pants"
we do that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Humidititties "
similar to swampsack id bet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laughing too hard and involuntary urinating in your pantswe do that too "

Why do we not have tena men then?

Someone is missing a gap in the market.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Laughing too hard and involuntary urinating in your pantswe do that too

Why do we not have tena men then?

Someone is missing a gap in the market. "

Yes they do ..just saying...not peeing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Humidititties

This! "

Never had humidimoobs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Laughing too hard and involuntary urinating in your pantswe do that too

Why do we not have tena men then?

Someone is missing a gap in the market. "

There are Tena men! In masculine black and grey packaging

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Sticking toilet paper in your knickers "

Or to your flaps then it works its way inside

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By *ickshawed OP   Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Or when you get a mysterious air bubble in your lady bits. The discomfort, the wondering where the hell it came from, the fidgeting to get it to move, and the relief when it finally pops

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"The excruciating pain of putting the toilet seat down. "

This has always bugged me.

We get moaned at for leaving it up. Jow hard is it to put it down? Honestly??

And if we left it down there'd just be complaints that someone pissed on it.

Has any man in history ever complained that woman always leave the seat down?

I think not.........

A

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Or when you get a mysterious air bubble in your lady bits. The discomfort, the wondering where the hell it came from, the fidgeting to get it to move, and the relief when it finally pops "

*squats to shift it*

Blip

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oh the secret glee of leaving the seat up ...the anticipation of the indignant explosion from the bog as your premeditated crime is discovered

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"The excruciating pain of putting the toilet seat down.

This has always bugged me.

We get moaned at for leaving it up. Jow hard is it to put it down? Honestly??

And if we left it down there'd just be complaints that someone pissed on it.

Has any man in history ever complained that woman always leave the seat down?

I think not.........

A"

No we haven't, that is because we are laid-back.

Pee is sterile therefore we would be cleaning the seat for the next person but as you said someone would complain.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The seat up/ down problem has widely been eradicated with the introduction of soft close technology...nothing more fascinating for the male brain than watching one of those bad boys in action

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Periods "

I appreciate ‘Anal week’

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"Getting in from a night out and taking off...

-high heels

- support pants

- bra

- makeup

Then putting on pjs and putting hair in a messy bun

Bliss "

To be fair; increasingly these days in Fab, there appears to be more men who do appreciate this….

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By *tsalwaysthequietonesCouple
over a year ago

Lancs


"Ooh, and when you get a really long hair tangled in your lady flaps. Pulling it out is a heady mix of disgust and pleasure

I have never related to a post a more.

For quite some time that was the closest I'd get to an orgasm "

So very true

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Why your partner lights candles when you are in the bathroom and opens the landing window.....

The alternative is two hours of nose holding .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The arduous task of removing waterproof mascara or removing make up in general

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