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".. were a little more resilient to when life throws them lemons. Ooh that’s going to go down well with the Gen Zers isn’t it? #blocked "I wouldn’t block you Dan. Even when you’re wrong    | |||
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".. were a little more resilient to when life throws them lemons. Ooh that’s going to go down well with the Gen Zers isn’t it? #blocked
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"Were appearing to make plans to move out of my house  "Sorry mum. | |||
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"Happiness, I wish more young people happiness " Booooooooo! This is nice. We don’t want nice. Tomatoes. | |||
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"Happiness, I wish more young people happiness Booooooooo! This is nice. We don’t want nice. Tomatoes. " Ok I wish young people tomatoes | |||
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"Were appearing to make plans to move out of my house "So you can text your fwbs ‘free yard ’ ? | |||
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"Happiness, I wish more young people happiness Booooooooo! This is nice. We don’t want nice. Tomatoes. Ok I wish young people tomatoes " Ouch. Shots fired | |||
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"Knew who Ted Bovis was. I’m glad I don’t Ho de ho." Ahaha Yes | |||
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"Would join me mafia gang outside azda init " Why is there a z in Asda? | |||
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"Wiped their own bums "Stick this in the older people thread too | |||
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"Would help us old people across the road. " I’d help you. But you’re not old | |||
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"Would learn how to use the bell on their bikes "WRONG. They all have electric scooters | |||
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"Happiness, I wish more young people happiness " The greatest gift, that you possess? Do you also have a feather duster?  | |||
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"Would learn how to use the bell on their bikes
WRONG. They all have electric scooters"And still no bell | |||
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"^^^Steve won't get that reference. He's too young "Is it from everyone’s free to wear sunscreen? | |||
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"Would join me mafia gang outside azda init Why is there a z in Asda? "There is in ours init. Its for respekz init just like how the MnS crew blinged there turf tag up | |||
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"Happiness, I wish more young people happiness The greatest gift, that you possess? Do you also have a feather duster? "I do and a tickling stick | |||
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"Would learn how to use the bell on their bikes
WRONG. They all have electric scooters
And still no bell "bastards | |||
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"^^^Steve won't get that reference. He's too young
Is it from everyone’s free to wear sunscreen?"Nooooooooooo!!! WAY older than that | |||
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"Happiness, I wish more young people happiness The greatest gift, that you possess? Do you also have a feather duster?
I do and a tickling stick "Do you come from Knotty Ash too? | |||
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"Would learn how to use the bell on their bikes
WRONG. They all have electric scooters
And still no bell bastards"Ikr? | |||
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"^^^Steve won't get that reference. He's too young
Is it from everyone’s free to wear sunscreen?
Nooooooooooo!!! WAY older than that "I know old references. Just not this one | |||
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"^^^Steve won't get that reference. He's too young
Is it from everyone’s free to wear sunscreen?
Nooooooooooo!!! WAY older than that
I know old references. Just not this one "Just for you
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"Happiness, I wish more young people happiness The greatest gift, that you possess? Do you also have a feather duster?
I do and a tickling stick
Do you come from Knotty Ash too? "No but I'm not much taller than a diddy man  | |||
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"Would realise life is an education you learn from everyday not at university. "Booooooooooo! I like my debt and knowledge on many things that are not care about by most people. | |||
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"Would appreciate the future that’s in front of them and go for everything they dream of. "Nah the planet is dying bro | |||
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 que upbeat music | |||
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"Would lighten the fuck up." Soz *goes on diet* | |||
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"But everyone should wear sunscreen (in a positive firm voice) que upbeat music "Should we trust you, on the sunscreen? | |||
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"would stop thinking my generation had it easy" Is this because of the house prices? Because we get it, Dorothy, houses were cheap but things were tough. | |||
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"But everyone should wear sunscreen (in a positive firm voice) que upbeat music
Should we trust you, on the sunscreen? "No tan lines here (or peeling bits) ???? | |||
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"*puts down port picks up water* "Surely you mean a lightly frothed, soya double mocha frocha frappucino?? | |||
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"Think they invented recycling
Oooooooooo burn"We reinvent the wheel on the regular | |||
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"Think they invented recycling
Oooooooooo burn"Not with sunscreen ???? | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit  "The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
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"Think they invented recycling
Oooooooooo burn
Not with sunscreen ????"Got enough melanin and factor 30 to do me against this thread | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it "Also the crimes that my generation committed against the English language. L33t speak. Guys. | |||
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"Would get off my lawn. Never, Swing. " *Shakes fist* | |||
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"Would lighten the fuck up. This one feels racist
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit "The generation before you probably said exactly the same thing. The beauty of language is that it evolves. | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Also the crimes that my generation committed against the English language. L33t speak. Guys."Also the hate of modern day slang feels racist but that’s a can of worms for another thread when I have way more patience. | |||
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"Stop being offended on someone elses behalf And needing to be offered counseling from a tv program. " Or last years celebrity, after their recovery from a meltdown over flat water lol 10 steps of anger management let it flow not froth..... | |||
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"Would learn to cook more than beans on toast " I'm prepared to teach them | |||
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"would stop thinking my generation had it easy" There is no denying though that your generation didn't have the same struggles. | |||
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"Stop being offended on someone elses behalf And needing to be offered counseling from a tv program. " This one just reeks of stop calling me a [insert ist] and that makes me laugh | |||
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"Would learn to cook more than beans on toast I'm prepared to teach them "Granddad, teach me how to make my rice and peas taste better | |||
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"Think they invented recycling
Oooooooooo burn
Not with sunscreen ????
Got enough melanin and factor 30 to do me against this thread "Factor 15 if you shade hop for the good views | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Also the crimes that my generation committed against the English language. L33t speak. Guys.
Also the hate of modern day slang feels racist but that’s a can of worms for another thread when I have way more patience. "I would not have the patience for that. Ugh. | |||
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"Stop being offended on someone elses behalf And needing to be offered counseling from a tv program. This one just reeks of stop calling me a [insert ist] and that makes me laugh "It's funny because standing up for others used to be called community. Now if you are offended by something someone else to someone else you are a snowflake. | |||
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"Would get off my lawn." • I thought yours was waxed or topiary'd?! | |||
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"Stop being offended on someone elses behalf And needing to be offered counseling from a tv program. This one just reeks of stop calling me a [insert ist] and that makes me laugh
It's funny because standing up for others used to be called community. Now if you are offended by something someone else to someone else you are a snowflake. "I like the snowflake term. It’s grown on me.
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"Would learn to cook more than beans on toast I'm prepared to teach them "Without burning the toast so it doesn't look like coal | |||
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"Would learn to cook more than beans on toast I'm prepared to teach them
Without burning the toast so it doesn't look like coal " | |||
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"Stop being offended on someone elses behalf And needing to be offered counseling from a tv program. This one just reeks of stop calling me a [insert ist] and that makes me laugh
It's funny because standing up for others used to be called community. Now if you are offended by something someone else to someone else you are a snowflake. "Community sounds like communism. You gosh darn kids with your communism, get off my lawn! | |||
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".....would sign up for a Pension? Bastards take it str8 out our salary "most poor sods on minimum wage don't have any spare for a pension | |||
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"Would learn to cook more than beans on toast I'm prepared to teach them
Without burning the toast so it doesn't look like coal "I have a major issue with those toast conveyor belt things you get in hotels. The toast either comes out paler then it went in or like charcoal. | |||
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"Would get off my lawn. • I thought yours was waxed or topiary'd?! "My staff* take care of that * I live in an apartment complex, it ain't that grand | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it "Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc | |||
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"Would get off my lawn. • I thought yours was waxed or topiary'd?!
My staff* take care of that
* I live in an apartment complex, it ain't that grand "• Oooh! Get you, an "apartment" eh? $$$ | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc "Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am?  | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc
Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am? "I do bite my thumb, Sir | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc
Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am? "We have people for that Sir.... | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc
Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am?
I do bite my thumb, Sir"• I've watched her LICK ice cream. She's a tongue 'master'.
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc
Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am?
I do bite my thumb, Sir
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I've watched her LICK ice cream. She's a tongue 'master'.
#RandomConfession"*Hurridly searches GCSE English revision guide for this scene* | |||
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"Would learn to cook more than beans on toast I'm prepared to teach them
Without burning the toast so it doesn't look like coal
I have a major issue with those toast conveyor belt things you get in hotels. The toast either comes out paler then it went in or like charcoal. "Wrong place to complain try management | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc
Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am?
I do bite my thumb, Sir"You bite your thumb. But do you bite your thumb at me? (I’m freestyling because I cba to double check) | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc
Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am?
I do bite my thumb, Sir
You bite your thumb.
But do you bite your thumb at me?
(I’m freestyling because I cba to double check)"(Aside) is the law on our side if I say "hell yeah"?! | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc
Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am?
I do bite my thumb, Sir
You bite your thumb.
But do you bite your thumb at me?
(I’m freestyling because I cba to double check)
(Aside) is the law on our side if I say "hell yeah"?! "Ah fuck this. Wanna fuck? | |||
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"…fancied me. Yep, I’m self centred. "• I'd give you my last Fruitella, Estellå. | |||
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I'd give you my last Fruitella, Estellå."You’re a true gent. | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc
Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am?
I do bite my thumb, Sir
You bite your thumb.
But do you bite your thumb at me?
(I’m freestyling because I cba to double check)
(Aside) is the law on our side if I say "hell yeah"?!
Ah fuck this. Wanna fuck?"What's the Shakespearean for "fuck yeah"? | |||
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"Would stop killing the English language...innit
The beauty of English is that it is adaptable and actually the variations of it to communicate are a positive thing. Just because you may not like it does not make it less good.
- this one low-key annoyed me but I’ll firm it
Yeah, feckin' Shakespeare. All he bloody well did was reinvent the English language. Vandal! *Shakes fist* *Bites thumb* etc
Do you bite your thumb at me, ma’am?
I do bite my thumb, Sir
You bite your thumb.
But do you bite your thumb at me?
(I’m freestyling because I cba to double check)
(Aside) is the law on our side if I say "hell yeah"?!
Ah fuck this. Wanna fuck?
What's the Shakespearean for "fuck yeah"? "Fore fucking sooth | |||
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"Knew how to queue for a bus. It's especially bad when school has just finished. I once had to practically be an elderly ladies escort/guard onto a bus. She was almost crushed in their stampede." Did the youth of yesteryear queue in the prescribed British fashion? | |||
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"would stop thinking my generation had it easy There is no denying though that your generation didn't have the same struggles. " I don't deny that our struggles were different, just not easier | |||
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"Knew how to queue for a bus. It's especially bad when school has just finished. I once had to practically be an elderly ladies escort/guard onto a bus. She was almost crushed in their stampede. Did the youth of yesteryear queue in the prescribed British fashion? " I was taught not to knock little old ladies over. Taught to stand up I'd Rhee were no seats. The youth of yesterday were probably just as eager. | |||
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