FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies !! A Hair Question ??

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

No not that hair I'm a gentleman

After a conversation and a few funny pics with a fab friend it got me wondering what state you ladies wake up in hair wise ??

Are you lucky and don't have to do much or do you wake up with gorgeous fraggle messy hair ( which I personally find weirdly sexy )..

Just a random musing

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Depends what I've done with it overnight really. But it is boring and dead straight so doesn't usually stay weird for long if it wakes up weird.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Depends what I've done with it overnight really. But it is boring and dead straight so doesn't usually stay weird for long if it wakes up weird."

I can't possibly comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's long, curly and frizzy.

Whatever you imagine, it's 10x worse.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I wake up as the gorgeous fraggle

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hey Grumpy.

I've never woken up next to someone, what with me being the picture of innocence and all so I don't worry about it - it's normally massive. Own gravitational pull.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Fraggle! I look like I’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards most mornings

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Big, messy, lots of it. I used to get called "sex hair" at school (albeit nobody really understood what that meant, lol).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gosh. My hair is dreadful on a morning

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It's long, curly and frizzy.

Whatever you imagine, it's 10x worse."

Just my thing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like I brushed my hair with a grenade.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I wake up as the gorgeous fraggle "

You absolutely do

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hey Grumpy.

I've never woken up next to someone, what with me being the picture of innocence and all so I don't worry about it - it's normally massive. Own gravitational pull."

Innocence ?? You ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Fraggle! I look like I’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards most mornings

I love that look though ..

I'm weird I know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Big, messy, lots of it. I used to get called "sex hair" at school (albeit nobody really understood what that meant, lol)."

Yes I think that may be it ..

Sex Hair is a great description

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Oh gosh. My hair is dreadful on a morning

I wouldn't know

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I look like I brushed my hair with a grenade."

Haha made me chuckle

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Big, messy, lots of it. I used to get called "sex hair" at school (albeit nobody really understood what that meant, lol)."

Haha me too... I think it's called "just been fucked" hair...

I have hair grips all over my flat. So bunch it up, twist and clip.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I look like something you’d stick in your garden to scare children! The shorter my hair is the more it sticks up all over the place

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I look like something you’d stick in your garden to scare children! The shorter my hair is the more it sticks up all over the place

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

This morning because the postman knocked b 4 I was up it looked like I'd been pulled through a hedge backwards! X

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Big, messy, lots of it. I used to get called "sex hair" at school (albeit nobody really understood what that meant, lol).

Haha me too... I think it's called "just been fucked" hair...

I have hair grips all over my flat. So bunch it up, twist and clip."

Just been fucked hair ..

I like it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"This morning because the postman knocked b 4 I was up it looked like I'd been pulled through a hedge backwards! X"

Pulled hey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a female Beatle juice

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Like a female Beatle juice "

If you look like Winona Ryder though

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Generally wear it in a plait or bun to sleep as many a time I've almost semi garotted myself with my hair in my sleep, if its down then hobo springs to mind

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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If it’s plaited then it’s just a lil frizzled and messy….if it’s in a pony tail then it takes a while to brush it to calm down….if I am silly and sleep with my hair down then I wake up like a bloomin monster

and usually it takes a century to brush out

Would it be easier to shave it off? Perhaps

but never!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Generally wear it in a plait or bun to sleep as many a time I've almost semi garotted myself with my hair in my sleep, if its down then hobo springs to mind

There's a place that keeps on calling me ....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If it’s plaited then it’s just a lil frizzled and messy….if it’s in a pony tail then it takes a while to brush it to calm down….if I am silly and sleep with my hair down then I wake up like a bloomin monster

and usually it takes a century to brush out

Would it be easier to shave it off? Perhaps

but never!

Don't you dare do that

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Generally wear it in a plait or bun to sleep as many a time I've almost semi garotted myself with my hair in my sleep, if its down then hobo springs to mind

There's a place that keeps on calling me ....

Down the road that's where I'll always be

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Generally wear it in a plait or bun to sleep as many a time I've almost semi garotted myself with my hair in my sleep, if its down then hobo springs to mind

There's a place that keeps on calling me ....

Down the road that's where I'll always be

I'm impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My man bun sticks upeight in the morning if I forget to take the band out - bit like something else does

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My man bun sticks upeight in the morning if I forget to take the band out - bit like something else does

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get horrific bed hair. I resemble a cave woman with wild bird's nest crazy hair. When I try to put a bobble in it overnight I wake up looking like I am wearing a tam o'shanta hat with loose scruffy hair and a bobble half way down one side of my head

NBVN x

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Remember those troll dolls that people had when we were kids? They look immaculately groomed compared to my hair on a morning.

Feral is probably a good way to describe how I look

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"No not that hair I'm a gentleman

After a conversation and a few funny pics with a fab friend it got me wondering what state you ladies wake up in hair wise ??

Are you lucky and don't have to do much or do you wake up with gorgeous fraggle messy hair ( which I personally find weirdly sexy )..

Just a random musing

Crazy hair - thankfully it’s put up for work.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I get horrific bed hair. I resemble a cave woman with wild bird's nest crazy hair. When I try to put a bobble in it overnight I wake up looking like I am wearing a tam o'shanta hat with loose scruffy hair and a bobble half way down one side of my head

NBVN x

That sounds amazing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Remember those troll dolls that people had when we were kids? They look immaculately groomed compared to my hair on a morning.

Feral is probably a good way to describe how I look

So scruffy and gorgeous then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"No not that hair I'm a gentleman

After a conversation and a few funny pics with a fab friend it got me wondering what state you ladies wake up in hair wise ??

Are you lucky and don't have to do much or do you wake up with gorgeous fraggle messy hair ( which I personally find weirdly sexy )..

Just a random musing

Crazy hair - thankfully it’s put up for work.

But before that

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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and usually it takes a century to brush out

Would it be easier to shave it off? Perhaps

but never!

Don't you dare do that

Hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have wavy/curly hair so like a lions mane

Miss S x

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By *hrough the looking gla55Couple
over a year ago

Cheam

Gorgeous

Two words. Silk scarf

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Unless I've spent the night in the throes of passion and have sweat and cum in it, my hair actually looks pretty good in the morning

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have wavy/curly hair so like a lions mane

Miss S x"

Sounds nice to run a hand through then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Gorgeous

Two words. Silk scarf

Swoon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Unless I've spent the night in the throes of passion and have sweat and cum in it, my hair actually looks pretty good in the morning

Probably tmi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have wavy/curly hair so like a lions mane

Miss S x

Sounds nice to run a hand through then

And nearly rip my skull off... yeah

Miss S x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have wavy/curly hair so like a lions mane

Miss S x

Sounds nice to run a hand through then

And nearly rip my skull off... yeah

Miss S x"

I'm not into Kinky stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have wavy/curly hair so like a lions mane

Miss S x

Sounds nice to run a hand through then

And nearly rip my skull off... yeah

Miss S x

I'm not into Kinky stuff

Wouldn't run your hand through my morning hair then

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sleep on mulberry silk pillow cases & my hair stays in place no bed hair getting up there also good for keeping wrinkles at bay

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I have wavy/curly hair so like a lions mane

Miss S x

Sounds nice to run a hand through then

And nearly rip my skull off... yeah

Miss S x

I'm not into Kinky stuff

Wouldn't run your hand through my morning hair then

Miss S x"

I have 2 hands

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I sleep on mulberry silk pillow cases & my hair stays in place no bed hair getting up there also good for keeping wrinkles at bay

Oooh very posh can I share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sleep on mulberry silk pillow cases & my hair stays in place no bed hair getting up there also good for keeping wrinkles at bay

Oooh very posh can I share

"
of course we can have a pillow each

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)
over a year ago

manchester

Side Show Bob…. Especially now it’s much shorter

Pix

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I sleep on mulberry silk pillow cases & my hair stays in place no bed hair getting up there also good for keeping wrinkles at bay

Oooh very posh can I share

of course we can have a pillow each

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messy hair but I’m lucky that it doesn’t take long to straighten x

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By *klifeCouple
over a year ago

reading

I always look like I’ve been fucked hard with my hair … but then that’s probably because I have x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Side Show Bob…. Especially now it’s much shorter

Pix "

As its you I'm saying nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine Worzel Gummidge and you’re not far off

Needs a good ten minutes of straightening most mornings !

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Messy hair but I’m lucky that it doesn’t take long to straighten x"

Easier to stroke messy though

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By *ainbow_RoadWoman
over a year ago

Brighton

My hair looks as if woodland creatures may have nested in it when I wake up....

if I've had a good night then they might have

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I always look like I’ve been fucked hard with my hair … but then that’s probably because I have x"

Perfect

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"It's long, curly and frizzy.

Whatever you imagine, it's 10x worse."

Mine too... I'm a variety between "krusty the clown" or "finger in electric socket".. So sexy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like a border terrier that hasn't been clipped. I probably smell like one too.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Imagine Worzel Gummidge and you’re not far off

Needs a good ten minutes of straightening most mornings ! "

I have a family of nesting crows outside I need rid of tbf

* Just joking *

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My hair looks as if woodland creatures may have nested in it when I wake up....

if I've had a good night then they might have"

Oooh matron

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It's long, curly and frizzy.

Whatever you imagine, it's 10x worse.

Mine too... I'm a variety between "krusty the clown" or "finger in electric socket".. So sexy lol"

Can I plug the kettle into you in the morning then ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I look like a border terrier that hasn't been clipped. I probably smell like one too."

I'll risk it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless I've spent the night in the throes of passion and have sweat and cum in it, my hair actually looks pretty good in the morning

Isn't that the unwritten rule? Don't cum in the hair - oh and the eyes

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

There are just no words to describe the horror that is my unruly curly hair first thing in the morning.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"There are just no words to describe the horror that is my unruly curly hair first thing in the morning.

How about cute ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I think we should have a morning fraggle hair fab pic competition.

Not for me obviously

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I usually wake up with one side of my fringe sticking straight up in the air

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Depends if it's been done the day before. If I've never an effort and curled it, then it looks fine... If not it's usually a very messy bun on top of my head.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I usually wake up with one side of my fringe sticking straight up in the air

You know my opinion on your hair

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Depends if it's been done the day before. If I've never an effort and curled it, then it looks fine... If not it's usually a very messy bun on top of my head."

Sounds just fine then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if I have blow dried my hair and straightend it the night before.. I always wake up with it looking like I've been pulled through a prickly Bush backwards.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Even if I have blow dried my hair and straightend it the night before.. I always wake up with it looking like I've been pulled through a prickly Bush backwards.

So basically cute then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wake up with it a little bit wavy but a quick smooth with the serum and run the straighteners through and I'm done

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Top knot plus halo frizz. I don't want to be seen like it, but it's not the worst.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Mines naturally curly, so just think bush

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"I wake up with it a little bit wavy but a quick smooth with the serum and run the straighteners through and I'm done

Wavy I like

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Top knot plus halo frizz. I don't want to be seen like it, but it's not the worst."

Yes the frizz

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Mines naturally curly, so just think bush

You have a curly Bush??

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Top knot plus halo frizz. I don't want to be seen like it, but it's not the worst.

Yes the frizz

Halo frizz is barely anything

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Depends if I’ve left it loose fraggle which is murder to deal with, it’s wavy and fine which doesn’t help.

If I’m good and remember to either have it in a scrunchy or even plaits it’s much more manageable

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Depends if I’ve left it loose fraggle which is murder to deal with, it’s wavy and fine which doesn’t help.

If I’m good and remember to either have it in a scrunchy or even plaits it’s much more manageable "

Wavy and fine - snap

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Depends if I’ve left it loose fraggle which is murder to deal with, it’s wavy and fine which doesn’t help.

If I’m good and remember to either have it in a scrunchy or even plaits it’s much more manageable

Wavy and fine - snap"

Knots like a bugger doesn’t it?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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We have a resurrection haha ..

In that case carry on ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends. If I sleep on my silk pillowcases and wrap my hair around a dressing gown belt, it's fine in the morning. Not frizzy at all even after loads of shagging.

Otherwise, it's massive.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"It depends. If I sleep on my silk pillowcases and wrap my hair around a dressing gown belt, it's fine in the morning. Not frizzy at all even after loads of shagging.

Otherwise, it's massive. "

Ooh a belt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It depends. If I sleep on my silk pillowcases and wrap my hair around a dressing gown belt, it's fine in the morning. Not frizzy at all even after loads of shagging.

Otherwise, it's massive.

Ooh a belt

Haha! It's not as sexy as yours thinking. I look like Greta the Milkmaid.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"It depends. If I sleep on my silk pillowcases and wrap my hair around a dressing gown belt, it's fine in the morning. Not frizzy at all even after loads of shagging.

Otherwise, it's massive.

Ooh a belt

Haha! It's not as sexy as yours thinking. I look like Greta the Milkmaid. "

I may need proof

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By *anowar777Man
over a year ago

Stevenage

"It's long, curly and frizzy.

Whatever you imagine, it's 10x worse."
who's looking at your hair

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Big frizzy mess, especially if we've been at it the night before then I look like Chewbacca!

Mrs

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