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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies if you would be so nice, may I stick my penis in you, it's a little sore and requires some release, thank you muchly and you're welcome

p.s. feel free to bring/refer a friend #sharingiscaring

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

good luck with that one,,,

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago


"Ladies if you would be so nice, may I stick my penis in you, it's a little sore and requires some release, thank you muchly and you're welcome

p.s. feel free to bring/refer a friend #sharingiscaring"

Oh dear that’s not good…well I do like being helpful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer every other female on fab.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Maybe a tub of vaseline might be better if it's sore?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

You have the herp?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sudocreme - it’s great for a sore nob; Stick the old boy into that luscious pot of moist goodness and pump away to bliss.

I’d recommend a cooled pot noodle which gives a similar joyous sensation but it’s not as medically beneficial…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ladies if you would be so nice, may I stick my penis in you, it's a little sore and requires some release, thank you muchly and you're welcome

p.s. feel free to bring/refer a friend #sharingiscaring

Oh dear that’s not good…well I do like being helpful "

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I refer every other female on fab."

You get first dibs for being so thoughtful, now now, touch your toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have the herp?"

He need help, not herp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can borrow my savlon if you want, it’s great for relieving soreness!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"good luck with that one,,,"

Don't need luck, when you're this handsome, funny and AMAZING IN BED!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe a tub of vaseline might be better if it's sore?"

As long as you're the one applying it

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London


"Sudocreme - it’s great for a sore nob; Stick the old boy into that luscious pot of moist goodness and pump away to bliss.

I’d recommend a cooled pot noodle which gives a similar joyous sensation but it’s not as medically beneficial….. "

Chicken & Mushroom?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Sudocreme - it’s great for a sore nob; Stick the old boy into that luscious pot of moist goodness and pump away to bliss.

I’d recommend a cooled pot noodle which gives a similar joyous sensation but it’s not as medically beneficial…..

Chicken & Mushroom? "

My favourite For a bit of extra sexy heat though, the Bombay Badboy is hard to top (although may cause subsequent urethra irritation….) Eeeeee!

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Best chatup line ever

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this a sore dick deal?

You can't beat it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Depends why it's sore

If there are green bits, then it's a no......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends why it's sore

If there are green bits, then it's a no......"

Check it before you Shrek it.

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