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"I'm a Grumpy miserable bastard and will travel approximately 1 mile .. * Awaits flocks of insatiable ladies * " W How far for women offering Jammy Dodgers ? | |||
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"I'm a Grumpy miserable bastard and will travel approximately 1 mile .. * Awaits flocks of insatiable ladies * W How far for women offering Jammy Dodgers ? " To the ends of the earth | |||
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"A thread mostly for those who feel they do want to meet face to face. So you get talking, find you both like each other enough and set a date… So say you’re in, post your location and how far you would travel to, or something you think people should know. (What’s important?) Let’s connect some people on this thread. *I feel positive this will happen today. " I'm in. Cardiff, 20 miles ?? | |||
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"North Oxfordshire. Happy to travel within the UK for the right person. I don't meet anyone in the same town to me. happy to drive around 1h 30mins." Drive around for 1hr30mins? I’ve never been on a diving date…. I can feel my road rage starting at the mere thought. Could we at least pull into a KFC along the way? | |||
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"If you are A) near the coast B) near a decent sex club C) walking distance to a pub I think we will get along. If you’re D) none of the above Will you at least let me do butt stuff to you? " I'm A-C! Will need a few in the pub before D comes into play | |||
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"North Oxfordshire. Happy to travel within the UK for the right person. I don't meet anyone in the same town to me. happy to drive around 1h 30mins. Drive around for 1hr30mins? I’ve never been on a diving date…. I can feel my road rage starting at the mere thought. Could we at least pull into a KFC along the way? " Is there one on the way to the diving date? | |||
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"North Oxfordshire. Happy to travel within the UK for the right person. I don't meet anyone in the same town to me. happy to drive around 1h 30mins. Drive around for 1hr30mins? I’ve never been on a diving date…. I can feel my road rage starting at the mere thought. Could we at least pull into a KFC along the way? Is there one on the way to the diving date?" See. Even my phone can’t imagine a driving date. It can only think of something where you get wet | |||
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"If you are A) near the coast B) near a decent sex club C) walking distance to a pub I think we will get along. If you’re D) none of the above Will you at least let me do butt stuff to you? I'm A-C! Will need a few in the pub before D comes into play " believe me, you’d want me sober for that part! | |||
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"I don’t drive a Ford Fiesta " Nothing wrong with Fiestas, mines very economical | |||
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"If you are A) near the coast B) near a decent sex club C) walking distance to a pub I think we will get along. If you’re D) none of the above Will you at least let me do butt stuff to you? " are you bringing your own lube? | |||
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"If you are A) near the coast B) near a decent sex club C) walking distance to a pub I think we will get along. If you’re D) none of the above Will you at least let me do butt stuff to you? I'm A-C! Will need a few in the pub before D comes into play believe me, you’d want me sober for that part! " I think we need to proceed to lengthy contract negotiations, don't you? | |||
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"I am a mandolorian, Prince of shakey, defender of the secrets of super orgasms. This is my winky, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic pork sword and said By the power of orgasms I have the power! My winky became the mighty Battle Cock. And I became inevitable, the most powerful fuck in the universe. Chances are we wont ever meet unless you are a professional who sucks like a dyson and has a vagina i can climb into like a baby koala " I suck lije a Henry and I can’t offer a vag big enough for a baby koala… Will a norks pic do? | |||
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"I am a mandolorian, Prince of shakey, defender of the secrets of super orgasms. This is my winky, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic pork sword and said By the power of orgasms I have the power! My winky became the mighty Battle Cock. And I became inevitable, the most powerful fuck in the universe. Chances are we wont ever meet unless you are a professional who sucks like a dyson and has a vagina i can climb into like a baby koala I suck lije a Henry and I can’t offer a vag big enough for a baby koala… Will a norks pic do? " Ah, the flirty banter of true love the air…… | |||
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"I'm a Grumpy miserable bastard and will travel approximately 1 mile .. * Awaits flocks of insatiable ladies * W How far for women offering Jammy Dodgers ? " For one of 'the good' biscuits as far as wherever they are on offer | |||
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"………but if the right person messages and we get on well I wouldnt limit how far I'd travel within Britain (I'm a big fan of a weekend away and if I can combine that with meeting a friend then so much the better)." | |||
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