FabSwingers.com forum: I was so embarrased.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

in the super market today, made a throw away remark to the lady next to me about something on the shelves and she looked at me and walked off like i'd done something terrible! any one else had this very belittling experience or am i just a window licker?

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"in the super market today, made a throw away remark to the lady next to me about something on the shelves and she looked at me and walked off like i'd done something terrible! any one else had this very belittling experience or am i just a window licker?"

What did you say to her?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i do it all the time say things what i think are quiet but they arnt especially if im with my daughter its as if the whole shop is listening to us

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

well - i was looking at birthday cards and for a certain age there was 1 design only! said something like - 'gosh - massive selection there then'- nothing risque or anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually let one rip then look hard at the old lady standing near me and gesture it was her to everyone...Well it amuses me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually let one rip then look hard at the old lady standing near me and gesture it was her to everyone...Well it amuses me...

you should be carefull there lethal with them hand bags xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually let one rip then look hard at the old lady standing near me and gesture it was her to everyone...Well it amuses me...

well, funny you should mention that - years ago in asda an old lady walked past me and farted just as a dead fit guy passed me the other way - he thought it was me!!!!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"I usually let one rip then look hard at the old lady standing near me and gesture it was her to everyone...Well it amuses me...

I'm surprised your mother doesn't slap your legs!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"I usually let one rip then look hard at the old lady standing near me and gesture it was her to everyone...Well it amuses me...

well, funny you should mention that - years ago in asda an old lady walked past me and farted just as a dead fit guy passed me the other way - he thought it was me!!!!"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually let one rip then look hard at the old lady standing near me and gesture it was her to everyone...Well it amuses me...

well, funny you should mention that - years ago in asda an old lady walked past me and farted just as a dead fit guy passed me the other way - he thought it was me!!!!

PMSL

I did make it worse as ilooked at him and said - it wasn't me! bloody same as admitting it!

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

a few weeks ago i made the biggest fopar i can remember, i spent a good while wandering around the supermarket, putting stuff in my trolly and went to the cashiers to pay for it all, only to find out after she'd run it all through the till that i'd left my wallet on the bedside cabinet after changing my trouser's earlier in the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually let one rip then look hard at the old lady standing near me and gesture it was her to everyone...Well it amuses me...

I'm surprised your mother doesn't slap your legs!

Oooo she is terrible sounds like a machine gun going off when shes in Netto,s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite considered in what i say... Unlike me to be flippant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually let one rip then look hard at the old lady standing near me and gesture it was her to everyone...Well it amuses me...

I'm surprised your mother doesn't slap your legs!

Oooo she is terrible sounds like a machine gun going off when shes in Netto,s

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm quite considered in what i say... Unlike me to be flippant"

where did that come from? xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i like flippant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like flippant!"

I like all dolphins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

shows intelliegence and flair - unlike very structured posts that sound too posed - do i make sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like flippant!"

lol.. Its what you do when you just say things or do things eh..

I think...

Flippant......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

I like all dolphins

mmmmmmm - there are laws against that you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

I like all dolphins

mmmmmmm - there are laws against that you know!"

I think you will find liking them is OK, its LICKING them thats illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

I like all dolphins

mmmmmmm - there are laws against that you know!

I think you will find liking them is OK, its LICKING them thats illegal

But it turns me on when they start to make those clikky sounds and the taste....mmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

I like all dolphins

mmmmmmm - there are laws against that you know!

I think you will find liking them is OK, its LICKING them thats illegal

ah - of course - sorry - thats why i got in trouble - was licking 'em!

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"i like flippant!

I like all dolphins

mmmmmmm - there are laws against that you know!

I think you will find liking them is OK, its LICKING them thats illegal

Wonder how many people have actually be arrested for licking a dolphin then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Their skin is so rough on your tongue too, the bit between the flippers is smoother tho, errrrrrrrrrr I errr heard someone say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

I like all dolphins

mmmmmmm - there are laws against that you know!

I think you will find liking them is OK, its LICKING them thats illegal

Wonder how many people have actually be arrested for licking a dolphin then?"

well there was a bloke arrested a few years ago for wanking them off whilst swimmming with them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Their skin is so rough on your tongue too, the bit between the flippers is smoother tho, errrrrrrrrrr I errr heard someone say

weirdo!!!!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"i like flippant!

I like all dolphins

mmmmmmm - there are laws against that you know!

I think you will find liking them is OK, its LICKING them thats illegal

Wonder how many people have actually be arrested for licking a dolphin then?"

The issue is that the dolphins aren't willing to go to court...

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

"i like flippant!

lol.. Its what you do when you just say things or do things eh..

I think...

Flippant......

flip·pant

adjective

Definition:

not taking something seriously enough: showing a lack of seriousness that is thought inappropriate

Early 17th century.

flip, after heraldic adjectives such as rampant

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"i like flippant!

I like all dolphins

mmmmmmm - there are laws against that you know!

I think you will find liking them is OK, its LICKING them thats illegal

Wonder how many people have actually be arrested for licking a dolphin then?

well there was a bloke arrested a few years ago for wanking them off whilst swimmming with them!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

I like all dolphins

mmmmmmm - there are laws against that you know!

I think you will find liking them is OK, its LICKING them thats illegal

Wonder how many people have actually be arrested for licking a dolphin then?

well there was a bloke arrested a few years ago for wanking them off whilst swimmming with them!

I know - he was seriously odd - they just kept smiling!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

lol.. Its what you do when you just say things or do things eh..

I think...

Flippant......

flip·pant

adjective

Definition:

not taking something seriously enough: showing a lack of seriousness that is thought inappropriate

Early 17th century.

flip, after heraldic adjectives such as rampant

Flip pant turn ya pants over...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

lol.. Its what you do when you just say things or do things eh..

I think...

Flippant......

flip·pant

adjective

Definition:

not taking something seriously enough: showing a lack of seriousness that is thought inappropriate

Early 17th century.

flip, after heraldic adjectives such as rampant

Flip pant turn ya pants over...

you can get a few extra days out of em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

lol.. Its what you do when you just say things or do things eh..

I think...

Flippant......

flip·pant

adjective

Definition:

not taking something seriously enough: showing a lack of seriousness that is thought inappropriate

Early 17th century.

flip, after heraldic adjectives such as rampant

Flip pant turn ya pants over...

you can get a few extra days out of em"

pmsl...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

K is always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, such as on the excalator in the shopping Mall when she said having my legs round ***'s neck certainly helps my ankles! the young girls face was a picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i like flippant!

lol.. Its what you do when you just say things or do things eh..

I think...

Flippant......

flip·pant

adjective

Definition:

not taking something seriously enough: showing a lack of seriousness that is thought inappropriate

Early 17th century.

flip, after heraldic adjectives such as rampant

Flip pant turn ya pants over...

you can get a few extra days out of em

pmsl...

time to turn em then!

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