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By *yron69 OP Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Who secretly let's their partner sleep nearest the bedroom door so they get it first if an axeman comes up the stairs?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I did when I was with the ahole ex, wouldn't need a weapon, his death breath would stop Mr axeman in his tracks.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Nope but then tbf I'd probably do better than him on that count

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By *amie an ClaireCouple
over a year ago

surrey

Ha ha! Wife has always made me sleep door side for this reason!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I sleep nearest the door. Anybody who wakes me up better have a big axe because I will be mad and one thing axe murderers are afraid of is small, angry women who look like I do when I just woke up

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By *eisty LadyWoman
over a year ago

Count Your Blessings Cottage, Gratitude Grove

I always sleep nearest the door, I’m an night wanderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sleep nearest the door…so she can’t try to leave again….

*it’s a joke!

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