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By *ugartitsandhim OP   Couple
over a year ago

North West

OMG !! Supermarket giant Tesco has launched a range of flat-pack houses costing just £9,999

Whatever next !! will have to be a big trolley you put this item in to take to the tills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would you put it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG !! Supermarket giant Tesco has launched a range of flat-pack houses costing just £9,999

Whatever next !! will have to be a big trolley you put this item in to take to the tills "

clubcard points????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be a cheap lodge for the bottom of the garden ... Planning permission required ?

Easy way to earn some rent

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

wonder if it includes the kitchen sink too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now everyone can accommodate with these handy pop-up accommodations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it makes them a profit they will do it as that is what they are all about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG !! Supermarket giant Tesco has launched a range of flat-pack houses costing just £9,999

Whatever next !! will have to be a big trolley you put this item in to take to the tills clubcard points???? "

19,988 points

And it is a log cabin

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Hope the houses are fresher that the tomatos I picked up tonight! 4 packets with mouldy toms in and more on the shelf!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

didnt ikea do something similar years ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Oooh I want one! it can sit in the box for the next 5 years like any other diy job that needs doing in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theres also a range of swingers available, some are nearly by their sell date, so its a cheap shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a bit worrieing some can equate what essentially is a big garden shed as a house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£9,999 for a shed

Im so pleased my big metal one is already in place and in use on the garden and cost me nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so - They are selling a Caravan without wheels !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash! "

Thankfully somone has a conscience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!

Thankfully somone has a conscience."

S'ok, I'll buy them under assumed names and stack them on top of each other to minimise the land I'll need. Then I'll cram as many of them feckin poor people in as possible and make sure the rent goes up by at least 20% per annum.

Mr Taxpayer said he'd help out with the payments so that's a brucie bonus eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!

Thankfully somone has a conscience.

S'ok, I'll buy them under assumed names and stack them on top of each other to minimise the land I'll need. Then I'll cram as many of them feckin poor people in as possible and make sure the rent goes up by at least 20% per annum.

Mr Taxpayer said he'd help out with the payments so that's a brucie bonus eh?"

You will have to ask the family breadwinner first.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!

Thankfully somone has a conscience.

S'ok, I'll buy them under assumed names and stack them on top of each other to minimise the land I'll need. Then I'll cram as many of them feckin poor people in as possible and make sure the rent goes up by at least 20% per annum.

Mr Taxpayer said he'd help out with the payments so that's a brucie bonus eh?"

HMRC will still crucify you. Others will come to watch. More still will rejoice in the youtube video of the event.

Me? I leave that to your imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking wankers! I tried to buy ten and they said they were limiting it to one box per customer. Was gonna rent them out and makes heaps of cash!

Thankfully somone has a conscience.

S'ok, I'll buy them under assumed names and stack them on top of each other to minimise the land I'll need. Then I'll cram as many of them feckin poor people in as possible and make sure the rent goes up by at least 20% per annum.

Mr Taxpayer said he'd help out with the payments so that's a brucie bonus eh?

HMRC will still crucify you. Others will come to watch. More still will rejoice in the youtube video of the event.

Me? I leave that to your imagination."

Ha! Nobody cares about poor people. Not those with cash anyway. They wouldn't know what to do with a nice big house with gardens, a driveway and a garage. They'd probably have a rave in it.

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By *ctavius StuntMan
over a year ago

london

every little helps, them in global domination and consequently tax avoidance and a bigger say in your countrys politics than you have

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