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Would you rather a fuck or a cuddle tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m on hand to give out cuddles to all.

If you fancy a fuck, you won’t get one out of me but there are plenty offering I’m sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il drape an arm out if anyone wants to use it as a pillow and twirl my chest hairs

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I do enjoy a good sofa snuggle, don't get enough of it though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Il drape an arm out if anyone wants to use it as a pillow and twirl my chest hairs"

Oooooft. An offer I’m sure nobody can refuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do enjoy a good sofa snuggle, don't get enough of it though"

I’d be your big spoon

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Fucking cuddle me

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’m on a promise for tonight so cuddling comes after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il drape an arm out if anyone wants to use it as a pillow and twirl my chest hairs

Oooooft. An offer I’m sure nobody can refuse "
as forest gump once said it happens

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking forward to a nice meal tonight before I think of anything of a physical nature.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Cuddles Cuddles Cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As always be on ones own

That’s how it will stay

So fuck all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fucking cuddle me "

BIG cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m on a promise for tonight so cuddling comes after "

Hope it’s lovely cuddles! They’re the best. But I’m here if you need extra

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh"

CUDDLES FOR YOU

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm looking forward to a nice meal tonight before I think of anything of a physical nature. "

If you need cuddles- you know where I am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddles Cuddles Cuddles "

I’ve always got some for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Massage "

Will you be wanting a happy ending with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As always be on ones own

That’s how it will stay

So fuck all "

Big cuddles man that sucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go from one to another.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Cuddles are more intimate than fucking imo, so a nice cuddle

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I’m on a promise for tonight so cuddling comes after

Hope it’s lovely cuddles! They’re the best. But I’m here if you need extra "

I’m hoping it doesn’t come to that good sir but I’ll put you on speed dial incase I fail

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By *elisandre300Woman
over a year ago

dontbefuckingnosey

Can I have the cuddles after the fucking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Massage

Will you be wanting a happy ending with that? "

Not fussed about happy ending she just has to be certy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go from one to another."

Cuddle first

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

Good hot sweat fuck followed by sensual long cuddle.

I am a bit romantic today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddles are more intimate than fucking imo, so a nice cuddle "

Big cuddles for you both

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Cuddle definitely

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Cuddles today please. And lots of them.

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By *ick1992Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Fuck

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Not really an either/or with me, depends how things go.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I miss snuggles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this do

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather not be on nights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have the cuddles after the fucking? "

I can do that for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!"

Clothing go on the floor or do you have spare hangers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!

Clothing go on the floor or do you have spare hangers?"

Floordrobe

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By *ick1992Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Spoon and a little bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good hot sweat fuck followed by sensual long cuddle.

I am a bit romantic today"

You are a romantic. Big hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddle definitely "

BIG SQUEEZE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Fuddle. I want it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cuddles today please. And lots of them.

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Sending lots your way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will this do

Fuck off "

Ouch. Another cuddle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d rather not be on nights "

I hear that man. Sending you hugs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!"

Nell, that sounds wonderful. Hope you have some tonight and enjoy some virtual ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!

Clothing go on the floor or do you have spare hangers?

Floordrobe"

Relatable

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spoon and a little bit of fun"

Big or little spoon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Fuddle. I want it all"
don’t be greedy!!! Have a cuddle

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By *lderflowerappleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm all fucked out after this weekend (plus an unexpected arrival from the most unwanted visitor in a peri-menopausal girl's life), so I would absolutely love a cuddle tonight

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I'm all fucked out after this weekend (plus an unexpected arrival from the most unwanted visitor in a peri-menopausal girl's life), so I would absolutely love a cuddle tonight "

I’d love to be the cuddler.

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By *ick1992Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Night shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!

Nell, that sounds wonderful. Hope you have some tonight and enjoy some virtual ones "

Just me on my lonesome until Friday.

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By *ick1992Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Naked cuddles

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

I'd love a cuddle.. Its been a long time!

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

I would take what I can get . Beggars can’t be choosers as they say .

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By *rbig120Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Absolutely love cuddles with the right girl but carrying a hangover horn since yesterday so ladies, hit me up ASAP lol

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By *ick1992Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Would love a cuddle maybe we could have a naked cuddle

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Id be happy with a hello , a fab , a wink or even an ooofft never mind a cuddle or a shag

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"I'd love a cuddle.. Its been a long time! "

I’ll cuddle you but only if I can be big spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A f-cuddle

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd like a fucking cuddle.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Snugglefuck.

Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Snugglefuck.

Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after. "

Maybe I should change my name to Snugglefuck...?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Oo I'd love a snugglefuck

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

both,,

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By *agicfingers1Man
over a year ago

near Brighton

Love a good cuddle

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By *ick1992Man
over a year ago

Kettering

Night out

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Snugglefuck.

Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after.

Maybe I should change my name to Snugglefuck...?"

Oh do it! That would be wonderful. You'd suit it a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle would be nice x

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By *mooth Operator 07Man
over a year ago

in the deep mist of the valleys

Cuddle and fuck

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

A cuddle. Feeling very alone

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Snoggles please. On and off all night long.

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By *rettyflamingoCouple
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

A cuddle please, but alas no one to cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like a cuddlefuck.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

looks like cuddles are tops,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take either. And that’s not desperation talking either…*checks… nope.

I’m actually in that mood of just wanting to feel someone real. All ‘touchy feely’ if you know what I mean. Just to sit and chat, a cuddle at the end to say how wonderful it is to be around someone’s company, jumping on top of each other because the sexually charged air between us is too much to resist…

I’ll take a cuddle Steve. Man hug though, don’t grab my bum and inoromise not to snog ya’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Il drape an arm out if anyone wants to use it as a pillow and twirl my chest hairs"

That's just what I need tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a very large cuddle tonight nothing else

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm all in for being left alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice cuddle Steve please

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I'd rather start with a fuck, then have a nice cuddle after please

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle please

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Cuddle also

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By *athers123Man
over a year ago

Harpenden

I'll take a cuddle. Open to a back rub too. Mellow Monday.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ll take a cuddle from you but I’ll attempt to talk you into a fuck no doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a tummy massage and a back rub. And a reminder to stop eating when I'm full

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I’ll take a cuddle from you but I’ll attempt to talk you into a fuck no doubt. "
I wouldn't expect anything less

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Being greedy, I want and need both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need both in equal quantities ngl!

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Foot rub and fuck please

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By *ady BoobiliciousWoman
over a year ago

rainbow town

This. Hugely. Please?


"Snugglefuck.

Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after. "

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By *ustyBambi06Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow (ish)

Snuggle me please

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By *all Guy 00Man
over a year ago

Dumfries

Way I'm currently feeling,it would be a cuddle

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By *ornyvirginphxWoman
over a year ago

phoenix

Does the cuddle include neck kisses? If so, 100% the cuddle.

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By *ornyvirginphxWoman
over a year ago

phoenix


"Snugglefuck.

Starts out all cute and innocent and just light stroking and little sweet kisses. Before you know it they're balls deep and you've forgotten your name. Then a snuggle after. "

100% - ideal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle

I thought I was a little hungover this morning, but it seems I'm just not feeling great

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Tonight a cuddle

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I could say cuddle….but I’d be lying. Fuck it is

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"A cuddle

I thought I was a little hungover this morning, but it seems I'm just not feeling great "
sometimes you just don't want jiggling about

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my..."

Go Ahead, Eagles

#ifyouknow,youknow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've already had a fuck and I'll have a cuddle before bed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need both in equal quantities ngl! "

As you can see from my profile I can travel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've already had a fuck and I'll have a cuddle before bed.

"

MUST BE NICE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need both in equal quantities ngl!

As you can see from my profile I can travel. "

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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago

Cowley

If it's a high quality cuddle tonight could it lead to a wake up fuck tomorrow? Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's a high quality cuddle tonight could it lead to a wake up fuck tomorrow? Asking for a friend "

I’m doing the cuddling if you’re interested

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By *embshunterMan
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"I need both in equal quantities ngl!

As you can see from my profile I can travel.

"

Travel this far?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I need both in equal quantities ngl!

As you can see from my profile I can travel.

Travel this far? "

I’d travel to Wales. But I want a weekend out of you

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah. "

Omg Estella! IT’S YOU

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.

Omg Estella! IT’S YOU "

You air me all the time.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.

Omg Estella! IT’S YOU

You air me all the time. "

High five?

*leaves you hanging

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.

Omg Estella! IT’S YOU

You air me all the time.

High five?

*leaves you hanging"

Self fives *

So…

It’s been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've already had a fuck and I'll have a cuddle before bed.

"

Show off

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah. "
I answered you

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.

Omg Estella! IT’S YOU

You air me all the time.

High five?

*leaves you hanging

Self fives *

So…

It’s been a while "

I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you?

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Mrs here ..Mr isn't with me right now but I need to be fucked that's for sure

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah. I answered you "

You did. I loved it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I’ll take a cuddle from you but I’ll attempt to talk you into a fuck no doubt. I wouldn't expect anything less "
here's the proof

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.

Omg Estella! IT’S YOU

You air me all the time.

High five?

*leaves you hanging

Self fives *

So…

It’s been a while

I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you?"

I’m terrible. Lost without you, as the song goes.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ll take a cuddle from you but I’ll attempt to talk you into a fuck no doubt. I wouldn't expect anything less here's the proof "

I’m still loving it. Thank you.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.

Omg Estella! IT’S YOU

You air me all the time.

High five?

*leaves you hanging

Self fives *

So…

It’s been a while

I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you?

I’m terrible. Lost without you, as the song goes. "

Dickhead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.

Omg Estella! IT’S YOU

You air me all the time.

High five?

*leaves you hanging

Self fives *

So…

It’s been a while

I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you?

I’m terrible. Lost without you, as the song goes.

Dickhead."

I think we just broke up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I need both in equal quantities ngl!

As you can see from my profile I can travel.

Travel this far? "

Not sure if you were talking to me or Pickle? I’m definitely not travelling that far - the end of my road feels too far right now if I’m honest

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I’ve not been answered on this thread. Pah.

Omg Estella! IT’S YOU

You air me all the time.

High five?

*leaves you hanging

Self fives *

So…

It’s been a while

I’ve been *ahem* busy. How’s you?

I’m terrible. Lost without you, as the song goes.

Dickhead.

I think we just broke up. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs here ..Mr isn't with me right now but I need to be fucked that's for sure "

Send me your post code lol x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Neither I just want my bed I'm absolutely wrecked

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Mrs here ..Mr isn't with me right now but I need to be fucked that's for sure "
sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know I said cuddles but I’ve had wine so we can fuck too but you have to get on top. Guys that includes you, I’m not a bottom. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neither I just want my bed I'm absolutely wrecked "

Hope it’s a good night of rest my man

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By *iromancergirl1Woman
over a year ago

bolton

I could really do with a cuddle my arms hurting today iv got tennis elbow I wouldn’t mind but I don’t even play tennis

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’d like a nice spoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like a nice spoon. "

I got you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could really do with a cuddle my arms hurting today iv got tennis elbow I wouldn’t mind but I don’t even play tennis "

Cuddles for you coming right up my Angel

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By *rs W AnchorWoman
over a year ago

North Norfolk

A cuddle please. I've got a banging hangover and need to be a potato

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A cuddle please. I've got a banging hangover and need to be a potato "

You are what you eat! I can make jackets?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Can I just insult you verbally and eat food?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my...

Go Ahead, Eagles

#ifyouknow,youknow"

Very niche!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just insult you verbally and eat food? "

Depends, can I eat too? I won’t be degraded for free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I need both, but I’ll bookend a fuck with some cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Can someone give FH a fuck. UNITED WON!!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Can I just insult you verbally and eat food?

Depends, can I eat too? I won’t be degraded for free

"

All the food for you and me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just insult you verbally and eat food?

Depends, can I eat too? I won’t be degraded for free

All the food for you and me. "

Ok. Insult me, baby girl.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my...

Go Ahead, Eagles

#ifyouknow,youknow

Very niche! "

I know my Ten Hag's, FH

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my...

Go Ahead, Eagles

#ifyouknow,youknow

Very niche!

I know my Ten Hag's, FH "

I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life

Punny.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my...

Go Ahead, Eagles

#ifyouknow,youknow

Very niche!

I know my Ten Hag's, FH

I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life

Punny. "

You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my...

Go Ahead, Eagles

#ifyouknow,youknow

Very niche!

I know my Ten Hag's, FH

I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life

Punny.

You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o "

I’m so glad my dad didn’t get to really call me Stephen because I don’t like the name. anyway, good one mrs KC

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my...

Go Ahead, Eagles

#ifyouknow,youknow

Very niche!

I know my Ten Hag's, FH

I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life

Punny.

You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o

I’m so glad my dad didn’t get to really call me Stephen because I don’t like the name. anyway, good one mrs KC "

I know my cleaning product-SLASH-Dutch football puns, young man

Stevie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my...

Go Ahead, Eagles

#ifyouknow,youknow

Very niche!

I know my Ten Hag's, FH

I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life

Punny.

You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o

I’m so glad my dad didn’t get to really call me Stephen because I don’t like the name. anyway, good one mrs KC

I know my cleaning product-SLASH-Dutch football puns, young man

Stevie "

Call me that again and it’ll get hot

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby


"Can someone give FH a fuck. UNITED WON!!!"

It's alright, the sex wouldn't live up to how I'm feeling right now

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"After tonight's match, I want Erik ten Hag to take me in his arms and talk dirty to me in that sexy Dutch accent.

Press from the front

Play out from the back

Be direct in possession

Oh my...

Go Ahead, Eagles

#ifyouknow,youknow

Very niche!

I know my Ten Hag's, FH

I’ve fucked ten (old) hags in my life

Punny.

You might need a bit of Ajax to clean up, Steve-o

I’m so glad my dad didn’t get to really call me Stephen because I don’t like the name. anyway, good one mrs KC

I know my cleaning product-SLASH-Dutch football puns, young man

Stevie

Call me that again and it’ll get hot"

I didn't quite hear you....

Stevie

Stevington

Stefan

Esteban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely cuddle any day of the week

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By *imher302022Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Why have one when you can have both xx

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By *embshunterMan
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"Why have one when you can have both xx"

How was fuck or haven't you had it yet?

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By *uiet_69Man
over a year ago

Near

Cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why have one when you can have both xx"

Precisely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddle for tonight please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill take a fuck please bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nekkid cuddles. Need to feel some skin on skin!

Clothing go on the floor or do you have spare hangers?

Floordrobe"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With you, OP?

Either

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I could probably do with a cuddle right now to be honest. I'm strongly considering hiding in my dark room and having a cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could probably do with a cuddle right now to be honest. I'm strongly considering hiding in my dark room and having a cry "

Now we're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could probably do with a cuddle right now to be honest. I'm strongly considering hiding in my dark room and having a cry

Now we're talking "

Can i get in on this?

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By *hameleons69Woman
over a year ago

good ship lollipop


"I'm all fucked out after this weekend (plus an unexpected arrival from the most unwanted visitor in a peri-menopausal girl's life), so I would absolutely love a cuddle tonight "

Snap! What fun eh?

A good proper Welsh cwtch for me please

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By *r_GreyscaleMan
over a year ago

Baldock

Is both not an option, we all love a fuck and a cuddle

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

I know 100% I am getting a fuck tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuits and crisps.

And wine.

I’ll go with those in no particular order either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be happy to get the hello that iv craved for too long but wont ever get

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I got mine last night so just a bacon roll would be fine

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