FabSwingers.com forum: It's World Plant Milk Day

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Happy World Plant Milk Day.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

How do they even milk an oat anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do they even milk an oat anyway?"

The same way you milk a prostate

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

So many to choose from no need to drink animal milk nowadays x

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"How do they even milk an oat anyway?

The same way you milk a prostate

Makes sense I guess

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"How do they even milk an oat anyway?

The same way you milk a prostate

I'll never look at porridge the same way again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do they even milk an oat anyway?"

YouTube how to make oat milk. It’s good shit

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

I’m curious to see how many miles these plant mills travel opposed to ya know the ol cow juice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do they even milk an oat anyway?

YouTube how to make oat milk. It’s good shit "

I want to try pickle milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you plant milk does it grow into a cow tho?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you plant milk does it grow into a cow tho?"

Oh my goodness, everyone knows if you plant milk it turns into yoghurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only skimmed this thread Jim so not really sure what's going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you plant milk does it grow into a cow tho?

Oh my goodness, everyone knows if you plant milk it turns into yoghurt. "

what turns into a cow then ice cream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've only skimmed this thread Jim so not really sure what's going on."

You're not missing much, it's a bit thin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair enough but there should be legistlation in place banning it from being called milk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/08/22 15:22:58]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fair enough but there should be legistlation in place banning it from being called milk"

Almonds are people too you know.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Is world plant milk better for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about milk of the poppy that seems popular in GOT does that turn into dragons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Post on a plant milk thread removed by a Humphrey at 22/08/22 15:22:58]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unless it comes from a mamary gland its not milk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you plant milk does it grow into a cow tho?

Oh my goodness, everyone knows if you plant milk it turns into yoghurt.

what turns into a cow then ice cream?"

Do I look like Ben & Jerry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"unless it comes from a mamary gland its not milk."

Mmmm, the milk of human kindness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do they even milk an oat anyway?

YouTube how to make oat milk. It’s good shit

I want to try pickle milk."

Got milk?

You can get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about milk of the poppy that seems popular in GOT does that turn into dragons"

Poppycock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do they even milk an oat anyway?

The same way you milk a prostate

I'll never look at porridge the same way again

Just don’t put your finger in it and you’ll be alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do they even milk an oat anyway?

YouTube how to make oat milk. It’s good shit

I want to try pickle milk.

Got milk?

You can get it

In!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you plant milk does it grow into a cow tho?

Oh my goodness, everyone knows if you plant milk it turns into yoghurt.

what turns into a cow then ice cream?

Do I look like Ben & Jerry?"
little bit like a 1955 ice cream salesman in the dickibow tbh jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a 1950s ice cream man!

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By *reddy400Man
over a year ago

birmingham

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By *reddy400Man
over a year ago

birmingham

"I need my balls milking any volunteers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need my balls milking any volunteers

^Are you ready for Freddy?

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