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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you are surggling to meet I have a few tips and pointers for you,

1. You could be ugly, look for profiles looking for blind dates and hide all your photos

2. Poor literacy and text speak. If that's the case keep it simple with a short one line message saying hi

3. You're not what somone is looking for, the easiest away around this is to just lie, claim to be a young couple or single bi female and watch your inbox fill up.

If all this fails resort to posting a whinging woe is me topic in the forums and then get a sympathy shag. This is best done after having a profile for around about a week.

If you would like any more tips please don't bother me

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area


"If you are surggling to meet I have a few tips and pointers for you,

1. You could be ugly, look for profiles looking for blind dates and hide all your photos

2. Poor literacy and text speak. If that's the case keep it simple with a short one line message saying hi

3. You're not what somone is looking for, the easiest away around this is to just lie, claim to be a young couple or single bi female and watch your inbox fill up.

If all this fails resort to posting a whinging woe is me topic in the forums and then get a sympathy shag. This is best done after having a profile for around about a week.

If you would like any more tips please don't bother me

"

thats it exactly

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Bahahahahhaha!!! Brilliant x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been pretending to be female for ages and get fuck all!

So technically this is my "woe is me" message.

Dagnammit I swore I'd never do that! :-\

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you are surggling to meet I have a few tips and pointers for you,

1. You could be ugly, look for profiles looking for blind dates and hide all your photos

2. Poor literacy and text speak. If that's the case keep it simple with a short one line message saying hi

3. You're not what somone is looking for, the easiest away around this is to just lie, claim to be a young couple or single bi female and watch your inbox fill up.

If all this fails resort to posting a whinging woe is me topic in the forums and then get a sympathy shag. This is best done after having a profile for around about a week.

If you would like any more tips please don't bother me

"

F*ck me I'm rumbled

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


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F*ck me I'm rumbled "

I think f*ck me would have sufficed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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F*ck me I'm rumbled

I think f*ck me would have sufficed "

Nah coz I is ugly and a bloke really

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I knew your profile was too good to be true!

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