FabSwingers.com forum: What lives rent free in your head?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine is the criminal ending of the last F1 season in AD.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

My brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How good S3 of Barry is and what a genius Bill Hader is!

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By *arkjackMan
over a year ago

West Cork

The girl who lives next door, I'm crazy about her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My brain

.. I don’t get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mitrepine 30mg

Sertreline 50mg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How good S3 of Barry is and what a genius Bill Hader is! "

Oooo what’s Barry? Is it on a streaming service?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Frustration at the idiocy of people still supporting the current government in any way shape or form.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The girl who lives next door, I'm crazy about her."

Ooooft. Is she on fab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mitrepine 30mg

Sertreline 50mg

Ooooo man. I hated sertraline. But it made me last longer in bed so that was fun for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly 'him'.

I've tried eviction but they just won't leave!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Frustration at the idiocy of people still supporting the current government in any way shape or form.....

Yeah that would do it. I hear that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A trapped sensation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mainly 'him'.

I've tried eviction but they just won't leave!!!"

I know a guy that seals with these kinds of things. Want their number?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A trapped sensation"

Is it an Orgasm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that deviates from the plan. I'm mildly autistic and if someone throws a spanner in the works, my brain goes haywire and I have a mini meltdown. Can take days for me to get back on an even keel.

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

The Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mitrepine 30mg

Sertreline 50mg

Ooooo man. I hated sertraline. But it made me last longer in bed so that was fun for a bit

Wouldn’t know

A lot of abuse from lady’s so that won’t be happening soon

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Most Disney songs…

We don’t talk about let it go, you’re welcome…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Microchip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How good S3 of Barry is and what a genius Bill Hader is!

Oooo what’s Barry? Is it on a streaming service? "

It’s on Sky!

it’s sooooo good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The video of that ginger kid in the red car singing Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Star trek

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By *ymster10Man
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

The Baby , in the Sky Atlantic programme The Baby

Gives me morning shivers..!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Currently, management at work. I'm fucking livid I tell you!

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

nothing gets enough time to stay to even bother charging rent.. Depression, Anxiety, and probably a bit of ADHD.. i dunno, my mind wanders off, come back, i day dream... umm.. where was i...

Oh yeah.. nothing in particular.

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

"Frustration at the idiocy of people still supporting the current government in any way shape or form.....

I’m 100% with you on this. They’ve been in power for 12 years now and yet people still seem to think what’s happening to this country isn’t down to the Tories

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm glad no one, including me, can see the inside of my brain. It's like a hoarder's house. I'm sure there's valuable stuff in among the mouldering piles of random crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving back late night I stopped of at picnic area with toilets. After getting a lovely blowjob from a very convincing sexy tv. Happy days until as I started driving out around the much darker side of this stop I see a couple next to their car , he standing there with a hard on and her with her tits out and a leg up on the wheel showing her pussy. I was spent , so kicking myself as not to have the energy to stop and see if they were interested. I’ll know next time I travel the check that side 1st.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I know, never stopped there before. Didn’t expect at 2:30 am …Now I know. Stay away from the toilets and go round to the dark side

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Nature and how it helps us with the stresses of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Outer space and the size of the universe

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Visions of me spraying whipped cream & ice cream sprinkles on boobs

and licking it off

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By *rimxtcMan
over a year ago

toy town

Dark scary thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Visions of me spraying whipped cream & ice cream sprinkles on boobs

and licking it off

Food on boobs yes, can’t say I’d like food on pussy. It’s a delicious meal in itself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The video of that ginger kid in the red car singing Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten. "

See also the kid in the car that locks her mum out and starts listening to and singing along to ‘my neck, my backI’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Visions of me spraying whipped cream & ice cream sprinkles on boobs

and licking it off

I’d do this but it would almost certainly end in me shitting loads the next day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Currently, management at work. I'm fucking livid I tell you!"

I have similar feelings for my bank right now actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The video of that ginger kid in the red car singing Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten.

See also the kid in the car that locks her mum out and starts listening to and singing along to ‘my neck, my backI’

I forgot about that one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Still phrases like ....... Living Rent Free in My Head.

Seriously. No joke. Hate them. Not clever. Not funny. Feels so American.

Hey! Can I get a root beer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still phrases like ....... Living Rent Free in My Head.

Seriously. No joke. Hate them. Not clever. Not funny. Feels so American.

Hey! Can I get a root beer. "

Ok well thanks for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going nomad life after covid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Going nomad life after covid"

It’s good to see you bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cost of rent.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Still phrases like ....... Living Rent Free in My Head.

Seriously. No joke. Hate them. Not clever. Not funny. Feels so American.

Hey! Can I get a root beer.

Ok well thanks for that.

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By *heHornyWandererMan
over a year ago

glasgow

One piece

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The cost of rent."

Bro, same. Same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The time a girl who'd I'd previously been chatting with made it very clear nothing was going to happen once she'd seen my face, suddenly text me at 2am one night saying she'd make a one time exception for me because she was horny and I had a car.... And I turned her down out of a sense of self respect.

I mean, on the one hand I'm glad I upheld a sense of self respect, but on the other I bet it would have been great fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The time a girl who'd I'd previously been chatting with made it very clear nothing was going to happen once she'd seen my face, suddenly text me at 2am one night saying she'd make a one time exception for me because she was horny and I had a car.... And I turned her down out of a sense of self respect.

I mean, on the one hand I'm glad I upheld a sense of self respect, but on the other I bet it would have been great fun

You did the right thing, my man.

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

A client am going to be working for in a week or so...she's absolutely beautiful and haven't stopped fantasising about giving her orgasms since I got the job. ...its wildly unprofessional but I'd love for her to try it on with me when am working in her house and we end up making that fantasy a reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duggee.

On loop.

It replays in my head when I want to sleep.

The precious angel adores it.

Help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Duggee.

On loop.

It replays in my head when I want to sleep.

The precious angel adores it.

Help!

Stick

Sticky Sticky Stick Stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat .... and not just in my head!!

Goddamned fecking freeloader

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frustration at the idiocy of people still supporting the current government in any way shape or form.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The silicone chip inside my head is switched to overload....lalala

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

My Black dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the songs. It's currently Firework by Katy Perry. I did not consent to this song.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Quite a lot. I'm not sure it's rent free, though.

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS
over a year ago

sw. london

a small family of voles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Duggee.

On loop.

It replays in my head when I want to sleep.

The precious angel adores it.

Help!

Tag?

Isn’t it time for…?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the songs. It's currently Firework by Katy Perry. I did not consent to this song."

I banned any Katy Perry in my house some years ago. Firework is the devil's music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the songs. It's currently Firework by Katy Perry. I did not consent to this song.

I banned any Katy Perry in my house some years ago. Firework is the devil's music.

I know! Yesterday was very distressing!

Today it's McAlmont and Butler- Yes. I'm much happier with this

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

An Excel spreadsheet of all my past lovers and interlopers. I'm rather meticulous that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Excel spreadsheet of all my past lovers and interlopers. I'm rather meticulous that way."

Er...interloper? Am I am interloper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All the songs. It's currently Firework by Katy Perry. I did not consent to this song.

I banned any Katy Perry in my house some years ago. Firework is the devil's music.

I know! Yesterday was very distressing!

Today it's McAlmont and Butler- Yes. I'm much happier with this "

Could totally live with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demons that say “eat, eat, eat, eat…”.

And I hate it.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"An Excel spreadsheet of all my past lovers and interlopers. I'm rather meticulous that way.

Er...interloper? Am I am interloper?

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You're a Loper of some sorts.

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Stolen guitar riffs from other records ....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going to sound weird but something happened this happened in Manchester this past weekend when getting back to my hotel late.

I was in the sitting area eating my food and there were a group of people who looked like they just had a function and were chatting and drinking etc. Then this woman broke away and sat where I was and we just started chatting for a good half an hour where she talked about who she was, why they were there, what they were doing, her family, where she was from and after a while we said goodnight and that was it. It blew my mind that we had this deep conversation and she was sharing all this about herself and I'll never see her again to know how she's getting on.

It's just insane how you can have these little interactions you with people you may never meet again, but leave a lasting impression.

So yeah, that's been in my head since Sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going nomad life after covid"

That’s what I’m doing from October, already gave notice on my flat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scene from shaun of the dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even after all this time Baby Shark still invades my consciousness at least once a day and once it’s there it takes hours to go away.

Do-de-do-do-do-de-do-de-do.

Damn that bloody song, arrrgggh !!!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me"

And me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me

And me"

Oi! Don't forget about me

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By *hubbylover19Man
over a year ago

Bognor

After a gym session with my mate. His bulge and the dirty fantasies have i about him, for a few days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Going nomad life after covid

That’s what I’m doing from October, already gave notice on my flat

Nice. Nomadlist is oh so tempting

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By *ylvieMWoman
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Shakira Shakira

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Still phrases like ....... Living Rent Free in My Head.

Seriously. No joke. Hate them. Not clever. Not funny. Feels so American.

Hey! Can I get a root beer. "

I agree with you on this Granny! Don’t bring anymore Americanism crap into the uk thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m fit for fuck all useless not fit for purpose waste of time

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By *hubbylover19Man
over a year ago

Bognor

"That I’m fit for fuck all useless not fit for purpose waste of time

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nar! Never always a purpose

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mine is the criminal ending of the last F1 season in AD.

Another F1 driver thing for me - Michael Schumacher as the Stig.

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