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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes we do but when we feel like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only here TWO weeks and already moaning..... doesn't bode well.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here"

It just is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes they do meet, but not just anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence intended here just some sound advice.

Try putting some more details about yourself on your profile, likes and dislikes,etc and what you are looking for in people.

Also your age preference 18-99 may put some people off as it comes across you may be desperate.

As I stated above it's not a dig at you.. just advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......?? "

liquid lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmm i fancy some lunch not had no breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol ok i understand that ppl and for moaning i shouldt b but i just wont fun not site here talking lol

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here

It just is."

you could always meet a laydee instead...

Wolf

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"mmm i fancy some lunch not had no breakfast "

Same here, Péppa. Wanna do lunch?

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here

It just is.

you could always meet a laydee instead...

Wolf

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That's a very good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch "

did someone mention booze???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is just a cybersex site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes ladys do meet if we want to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch "

yep sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mmm i fancy some lunch not had no breakfast

Same here, Péppa. Wanna do lunch?

- Amy. x"

come and join us ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch

did someone mention booze??? "

hell yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol ok i understand that ppl and for moaning i shouldt b but i just wont fun not site here talking lol "

Wow good effort lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheers mate ill do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch

did someone mention booze??? "

yeah we did - r u dressing up then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch

yep sounds good to me "

Whoop whoop i got myself a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch

yep sounds good to me "

I am at a bit of a loose end, mind if I join you ladies for lunch?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"No offence intended here just some sound advice.

Try putting some more details about yourself on your profile, likes and dislikes,etc and what you are looking for in people.

Also your age preference 18-99 may put some people off as it comes across you may be desperate.

As I stated above it's not a dig at you.. just advice."

What a pleasant guy you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what's on the menu? and where we all meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch

did someone mention booze???

yeah we did - r u dressing up then? "

For a drink with you I'll dress up in anything you want!! Lol

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts


"mmm i fancy some lunch not had no breakfast

Same here, Péppa. Wanna do lunch?

- Amy. x

come and join us ...... "

Lol, how can a girl say no? See you in 5!

- Amy. x

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch

did someone mention booze???

hell yes"

Can I come?? I'm having a bad day. Liquid lunch will be just what the doctor ordered. First round is on me?? X

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Noone invited me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch

did someone mention booze???

yeah we did - r u dressing up then?

For a drink with you I'll dress up in anything you want!! Lol "

go get into your suit then .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Noone invited me "

u have to jump on the bandwagon as it rolls by ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch

did someone mention booze???

hell yes

Can I come?? I'm having a bad day. Liquid lunch will be just what the doctor ordered. First round is on me?? X "

the more the merrier ....... think this confirms the OP theory that Yes women do meet

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

ladies that lunch

can I join please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol ok i understand that ppl and for moaning i shouldt b but i just wont fun not site here talking lol "

Rather than just looking at womens profiles, look at some mens too - especially those that are local to you and those that are getting meets.

Look at how there profile differs from yours in terms of content and attitude and take a leaf out of their book.

I feel you are about to have your illusions about the site and the conduct of it's female members somewhat shattered.

You are likely to do more far more sitting than you are meeting, so I can suggest pulling up a comfy chair, getting your comfy clobber on and positioning yourself near to a kettle and some nibbles.

Just one last thing, negativity and defeatism tends to attract the same, so think on

Good Luck. I hope you make the site work for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what's on the menu? and where we all meeting "

booze - oh oooops nobody coordinated where ........... thats your job now ...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Did u mean do ladys meet each other? for lunch like .......??

liquid lunch

did someone mention booze???

hell yes

Can I come?? I'm having a bad day. Liquid lunch will be just what the doctor ordered. First round is on me?? X

the more the merrier ....... think this confirms the OP theory that Yes women do meet "

Hahahaha. Problem solved then. Ill be one weilding huge pitchers of margaritas! X

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

In answer to your question ...yes they do,

Text speak can be a no no for many people, so avoid if you use it in your messages..,

The more effort you put in, tbe greater the rewards....

Patience is a virtue,...

In the mean time keep smiling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ladies that lunch

can I join please? "

deffo

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"ladies that lunch

can I join please?

deffo "

woo hoo, I'll put me glad rags on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In answer to your question ...yes they do,

Text speak can be a no no for many people, so avoid if you use it in your messages..,

The more effort you put in, tbe greater the rewards....

Patience is a virtue,...

In the mean time keep smiling. "

Cheers mate

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think i will wear a hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it "

Thank u beatifull i well do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i will wear a hat"

I was thinking of putting clothes on as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol ok i understand that ppl and for moaning i shouldt b but i just wont fun not site here talking lol

Rather than just looking at womens profiles, look at some mens too - especially those that are local to you and those that are getting meets.

Look at how there profile differs from yours in terms of content and attitude and take a leaf out of their book.

I feel you are about to have your illusions about the site and the conduct of it's female members somewhat shattered.

You are likely to do more far more sitting than you are meeting, so I can suggest pulling up a comfy chair, getting your comfy clobber on and positioning yourself near to a kettle and some nibbles.

Just one last thing, negativity and defeatism tends to attract the same, so think on

Good Luck. I hope you make the site work for you "

Sound advice for the lad.. May others take note!!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is this a girls only liquid lunch, or can a bloke with a loose end join you... . my next appointments cancelled,.,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lunch with the ladies sounds great fun! Count me in

To the OP...yes they do, you need to have patience and not expect it served up on a plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it

Thank u beatifull i well do that "

Your welcome! And welcome to the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come too please ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i will wear a hat

I was thinking of putting clothes on as well "

Where are we all meeting for lunch then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op what is a freaky lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i will wear a hat

I was thinking of putting clothes on as well "

Yes its a bit chilly today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come too please ladies? "

without a doubt me thinks we ought to invite the males as well dont u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come too please ladies?

without a doubt me thinks we ought to invite the males as well dont u? "

Nope!!

I don't meet men

;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes they certainly do, but people have standards and won't meet anyone. is more than a quick shag, be polite, have good banter with people, don't expect to shag who you talk to, if you get on it may lead there, also show respect to others then you are likely to have some fun. it takes time is good fun though going on that journey making new friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op what is a freaky lady?

"

pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a girls only liquid lunch, or can a bloke with a loose end join you... . my next appointments cancelled,., "

yep free for all it would appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it

Thank u beatifull i well do that

Your welcome! And welcome to the forums "

My advice was just as good and he didn't call me beautiful

Bussy can be found in the sulking corner this afternoon - mind you it does get a bit full in there at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op what is a freaky lady?

pmsl "

BOOOOOOOOOO

Are you freaked out now TT? Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Op what is a freaky lady?

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Glad you asked lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i will wear a hat

I was thinking of putting clothes on as well

Where are we all meeting for lunch then? "

Midsmatey is coordinating the location ............ but he appears to have gone silent .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it

Thank u beatifull i well do that

Your welcome! And welcome to the forums

My advice was just as good and he didn't call me beautiful

Bussy can be found in the sulking corner this afternoon - mind you it does get a bit full in there at times "

Bussy your beautiful to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op what is a freaky lady?

pmsl

BOOOOOOOOOO

Are you freaked out now TT? Lol"

JeZzz you are one freaky lady.. I almost peed with fright!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come too please ladies?

without a doubt me thinks we ought to invite the males as well dont u?

Nope!!

I don't meet men

;-)"

well u just meet the ladies then and ignore any men that might be lingering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i will wear a hat

I was thinking of putting clothes on as well

Where are we all meeting for lunch then?

Midsmatey is coordinating the location ............ but he appears to have gone silent ....... "

Think he getting his tux on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A lunch with the ladies sounds great fun! Count me in

To the OP...yes they do, you need to have patience and not expect it served up on a plate"

ure in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP you have only been on here for two weeks, it's early days yet! Your profile doesn't really say much about you, maybe give it a little tweak! Get yourself out to socials and clubs and try talking to the ladies you meet there! It's going to be tough as a single guy on here as there are so many! But stick with it

Thank u beatifull i well do that

Your welcome! And welcome to the forums

My advice was just as good and he didn't call me beautiful

Bussy can be found in the sulking corner this afternoon - mind you it does get a bit full in there at times

Bussy your beautiful to me "

Cool - I'll move over into the wanking corner then

(as soon as the OP has finished)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who wonts the first dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op what is a freaky lady?

pmsl

BOOOOOOOOOO

Are you freaked out now TT? Lol

JeZzz you are one freaky lady.. I almost peed with fright!! "

Cool I always wanted to get my "Freak On"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wonts the first dance "

Hang on, just warming up my freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By this rate it will be dinner time!

Got me glad rags on ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wonts the first dance "

there's gonna be dancing as well!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wonts the first dance

there's gonna be dancing as well!!!!!! "

he doesn't know yet that we always start off with a conga

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets."

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who wonts the first dance

there's gonna be dancing as well!!!!!!

he doesn't know yet that we always start off with a conga"

are you organizing music Bussy ... Can i make a request for freak me for Julie please, i think she'll enjoy the lyrics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cos the amount of ladys actively meetign compared to guys is a very low percentage... i mean very low..

also i do meet, but i have a life to..

also woman arent on here for a different guy every day.. so will only meet a very few of the huge numbers on here.. get it XD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X "

oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X "

Have you only just noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X "

More than rather

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X "

Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule.

P.S. I like your knockers x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on "

Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on

Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in "

Minx get your coat love, you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on

Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in "

You don't what ur letting urself in for young man

This lot will tire you out way before it gets round to Whig, Wham, Bam !

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule.

P.S. I like your knockers x"

Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule.

P.S. I like your knockers x

Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx "

Beat - no. Spank - maybe

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

Have you only just noticed "

No I noticed a while back but thought I wouldn't say anything. Couldn't keep it in any longer tho!! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bussy gess wot

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule.

P.S. I like your knockers x

Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx

Beat - no. Spank - maybe"

Spank maybe. I actually want to bite it... X yours is nice too! It's yummy bottom day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot "

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on

Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in

You don't what ur letting urself in for young man

This lot will tire you out way before it gets round to Whig, Wham, Bam !"

Lol im danceing machince lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games"

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games"

You didn't even try to guess bussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

oh ooooops nother bottom thread coming on

Come on minx lets boggy lol any orther ladys join in

Minx get your coat love, you've pulled"

sorry was in the corner ogling funky's bum, going for a feel now .......

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule.

P.S. I like your knockers x

Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx

Beat - no. Spank - maybe

Spank maybe. I actually want to bite it... X yours is nice too! It's yummy bottom day x "

You only have to say where and when...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun "

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

You didn't even try to guess bussy! "

You got a sexy ass hun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun "

Aww how sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well "

Wonder if this will lead to another marriage proposal

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well "

I think there might be yet another wedding/civil ceremony!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well "

Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the OP, I have heard they do even meets and odd meets.

Slightly off topic but I just had to say your bottom is rather yummy!! X

Thank you. It's not off topic actually. Or rather every topic ends up about my bottom if it goes on long enough. It's like an unwritten rule.

P.S. I like your knockers x

Oh really? I've noticed it a few times but managed to contain myself till now. You can't beat a good squeezable bottom. And thank you xxx

Beat - no. Spank - maybe

Spank maybe. I actually want to bite it... X yours is nice too! It's yummy bottom day x

You only have to say where and when..."

get in the corner let me ogle yours too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

I think there might be yet another wedding/civil ceremony!"

When is ours

(P.S our will be elite Funky supporters only and the guests have to pay to watch)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well "

MMF Minxie ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol "

My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men

Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

MMF Minxie ? "

whistler helllllllllllllllllp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol "

FUNKY save me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here"

They're in control here mate; I've been here for a couple of months now and no joy - it's the just the way it is - be patient, you might get lucky - well that's what I tell myself any way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol

My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men

Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied "

Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E

OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ?

And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

MMF Minxie ? "

Come on bussy let's go and do lunch! Everyone else is too busy with bums and getting hitched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol

FUNKY save me "

Where Whistler when u need him?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol

FUNKY save me "

O its like that wonder meany bum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol

My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men

Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied

Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E

OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ?

And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ?"

now thats a tad harsh, bringing up all my misdemeaners in one hit .......

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol

FUNKY save me

Where Whistler when u need him? "

Putting on his special pants....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

I think there might be yet another wedding/civil ceremony!

When is ours

(P.S our will be elite Funky supporters only and the guests have to pay to watch)"

Are these legally binding real world marriages or just forum based wedlock?

I am open to the latter with you Julie, providing you wear THE costume at the wedding.

However we will need a pre-nup. I don't want to have to give away half of my leaving threads if we split.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here

They're in control here mate; I've been here for a couple of months now and no joy - it's the just the way it is - be patient, you might get lucky - well that's what I tell myself any way lol"

Seeing as I'm on a mission to find fabs greatest bottoms yours is in my top 3 so far today!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol

FUNKY save me

Where Whistler when u need him?

Putting on his special pants...."

well hurry then !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Take it every woman taking lol dam i was late bloody bus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do meet, but who and when I want.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol

FUNKY save me

Where Whistler when u need him?

Putting on his special pants....

well hurry then !!!! "

I'm trying, I'm trying ... to decide which ones...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

I think there might be yet another wedding/civil ceremony!

When is ours

(P.S our will be elite Funky supporters only and the guests have to pay to watch)

Are these legally binding real world marriages or just forum based wedlock?

I am open to the latter with you Julie, providing you wear THE costume at the wedding.

However we will need a pre-nup. I don't want to have to give away half of my leaving threads if we split. "

Deal

Phew saved now

Ooo how exciting...now to get on that band wagon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol "

Pfft !

I'd just been and had a shower too

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol

FUNKY save me

Where Whistler when u need him?

Putting on his special pants....

well hurry then !!!!

I'm trying, I'm trying ... to decide which ones..."

Can't decide. Commando it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol

My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men

Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied

Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E

OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ?

And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ?

now thats a tad harsh, bringing up all my misdemeaners in one hit ....... "

I was giving you an alibi

If you failed to show for your meet, you could just say you had ended up in hospital (again) or had brought the centre of Brighton to an electrical gridlock (again) and no one would have suspected a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol

FUNKY save me

Where Whistler when u need him?

Putting on his special pants....

well hurry then !!!!

I'm trying, I'm trying ... to decide which ones...

Can't decide. Commando it is!"

cool, I'll hide your modesty .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes I do meet, but who and when I want. "

Ok miss tart i was just asking lol how you any with them lovely eyes

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Lol sorry bussy but got let u go lol.minx and wonderslut are mine lol

FUNKY save me

Where Whistler when u need him?

Putting on his special pants....

well hurry then !!!!

I'm trying, I'm trying ... to decide which ones...

Can't decide. Commando it is!

cool, I'll hide your modesty ..... "

Modesty? What's that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol

My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men

Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied

Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E

OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ?

And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ?

now thats a tad harsh, bringing up all my misdemeaners in one hit .......

I was giving you an alibi

If you failed to show for your meet, you could just say you had ended up in hospital (again) or had brought the centre of Brighton to an electrical gridlock (again) and no one would have suspected a thing "

this is very true ........ I will save that one for another time

I am being saved by a commando or did I misunderstand? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Feeling lonely in this corner lol

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Bussy gess wot

oooh go on tell me - i'm crap at guessing games

Your more then beautifull ur gawjus hun

Ooohhhh Bussy you've pulled as well

Lol wonder slut lol i would rather pull you.you fitty the things i would do to u lol

My intended is on this thread and he doesn't let me play with other men

Bussy and Minx should be enough to keep you occupied

Altho on Minxies track record, we may have to meet in the local A&E

OP, do you have a fetish for women in bandages by any chance ?

And more importantly, what are you like at DIY ?

now thats a tad harsh, bringing up all my misdemeaners in one hit .......

I was giving you an alibi

If you failed to show for your meet, you could just say you had ended up in hospital (again) or had brought the centre of Brighton to an electrical gridlock (again) and no one would have suspected a thing

this is very true ........ I will save that one for another time

I am being saved by a commando or did I misunderstand? lol "

Let me just check my shopping basket at Fantasies'R'Us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol "

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner "

Is that the naughty corner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner "

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner "

I am flitting between the sulking and the wanking corner. Me and the OP keep passing in the corridor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Is that the naughty corner?"

No im in the freaky conrner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol"

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

I am flitting between the sulking and the wanking corner. Me and the OP keep passing in the corridor "

Awww no one puts bussy in the corner!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants "

Thanks bussy u give it away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

I am flitting between the sulking and the wanking corner. Me and the OP keep passing in the corridor

Awww no one puts bussy in the corner!! "

It'd have to be a fkin big one to even try and fit me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best of luck you gonna need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants "

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum"

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

"

Whistles

It's all Bussy's fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

Whistles

It's all Bussy's fault "

Hmm... A likely story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be daft women don't meet!!

All my veri's are fakes, I make new profiles to do them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here"

You can moan and wish your life away but if a lady dosent want to meet then thats how it is. You have to wooo them and treat them with respect and then if your lucky you mite get a cuppa

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

"

Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile

OP - welcome to the madness that is the forum...seems like you have a sense of humour, I'm sure you'll soon find someone for some fun - keep mucking about on the forums, see if you can get to a social (they're a great laugh, even if you don't get laid) and try a forum search for why can't I get a meet or profile advice threads for some good ideas to help improve your chances (look at some of the male contributors to this thread's profiles as well, except for Funky, he's a well known timewaster, but he's got a lovely bum so we let him off). Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile

"

I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile

I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I? "

I'm still on forum probation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile

I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I?

I'm still on forum probation.

"

Don't worry, I'll put you in the corner with Bussy, he'll look after you *cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile

"

Caz, at the risk of running into issues of National Security here, have I told you my theory about 'M' ?

'He' is really Judi Dench

It's only a theory at this point, but I did notice he was very quiet that week of the Skyfall premieres

.... and Julies 'injuries' - they are consistent with falling from the top of a train after a fist fight with an unknown gentleman of continental origin

Just saying !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do ladies meet? I'm not sure I'm a lady but I'm definitely a woman and I definitely meet!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

OP, with a sense of humour like yours you should do ok on here!

As a couple o others have said, have a look at some other male profiles and take some pointers from them (don't bother with the one-liners though! Lol!)

Be patient and keep up the banter - it goes a long way to helping!!

A good profile, decent pics (and a few indecent maybe, but keep 'em private!), don't send cock pics unless requested and keep up the flanter and you'll have a meet soon!

I know, it's the way I roll!

Good luck bro!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile

I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I? "

I dunno, works for most of Taz's victims (ooops, I mean meets) tho' the cellar does get a bit smelly at times...

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over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile

I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I? "

I would he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, with a sense of humour like yours you should do ok on here!

As a couple o others have said, have a look at some other male profiles and take some pointers from them (don't bother with the one-liners though! Lol!)

Be patient and keep up the banter - it goes a long way to helping!!

A good profile, decent pics (and a few indecent maybe, but keep 'em private!), don't send cock pics unless requested and keep up the flanter and you'll have a meet soon!

I know, it's the way I roll!

Good luck bro!

"

And just last one other thing OP

If you have EVER owned an MG Montego, NEVER admit to it in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile

Caz, at the risk of running into issues of National Security here, have I told you my theory about 'M' ?

'He' is really Judi Dench

It's only a theory at this point, but I did notice he was very quiet that week of the Skyfall premieres

.... and Julies 'injuries' - they are consistent with falling from the top of a train after a fist fight with an unknown gentleman of continental origin

Just saying ! "

Busted

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants


"OP, with a sense of humour like yours you should do ok on here!

As a couple o others have said, have a look at some other male profiles and take some pointers from them (don't bother with the one-liners though! Lol!)

Be patient and keep up the banter - it goes a long way to helping!!

A good profile, decent pics (and a few indecent maybe, but keep 'em private!), don't send cock pics unless requested and keep up the flanter and you'll have a meet soon!

I know, it's the way I roll!

Good luck bro!

And just last one other thing OP

If you have EVER owned an MG Montego, NEVER admit to it in public "

Oi Bussy! I was hoping no-one would ever bring that up again!!! Get back in your corner! Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feeling lonely in this corner lol

You can't be as Bussy is also in the corner

Y dont u come join in the corner and get freaky lol

Besides Julie, we all know it's you that he REALLY wants

Where's the hiding smiley gone

Beside I'm far too busy up Funky's bum

'Ello 'ello 'ello. What's all this then?

M

Oooh, M, I didn't realise Julie had let you have your own profile

I know but can't keep him locked up 24/7 can I?

I would he he "

I'm allowed out to go to work, but I'll be chained to the bed as soon as I get home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwwwwwww M has his own profile.........now the confusion can cease!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here"

Personally.... Disrespectful single blokes and couples that seem to think the women will shag anything, at any time, any place, have put me off.

Celibacy is a lot more appealing..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here

Personally.... Disrespectful single blokes and couples that seem to think the women will shag anything, at any time, any place, have put me off.

Celibacy is a lot more appealing.......... "

No one is even thinking that i only asked a simple question claim down love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv'e had a few greatmeets from here - success is directly proportional to your absolute respect for people - you catch more 'flies', with jam than youever do with 'vinegar'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"awwwwwwwww M has his own profile.........now the confusion can cease! "

As long as I don't lock him out of his a/c

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope never ever ever meet anyone at all from here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope never ever ever meet anyone at all from here "

Them devil eyes say different hun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Y is it so hard to meet a lady on here

Personally.... Disrespectful single blokes and couples that seem to think the women will shag anything, at any time, any place, have put me off.

Celibacy is a lot more appealing..........

No one is even thinking that i only asked a simple question claim down love "

Just a comment, I didn't mean you. X

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over a year ago


"Nope never ever ever meet anyone at all from here

Them devil eyes say different hun lol "

Blast foiled again (is that the word I want)

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over a year ago


"Nope never ever ever meet anyone at all from here

Them devil eyes say different hun lol

Blast foiled again (is that the word I want) "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope never ever ever meet anyone at all from here

Them devil eyes say different hun lol

Blast foiled again (is that the word I want) "

Yep lol big time lol

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