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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would anyone care to talk about their experiences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

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By *weetdebWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Why...???? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a splinter removed, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cough-cough...my-my what soft gentle hands you have Doctor..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Is the OP training to be a doctor and is looking to cheat at his medical exam?

Or are you looking to get kicks out of hearing tales of fajinercalogical examinations?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time "

I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.

Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Many many years of study but worth it in the end....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time

I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.

Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now?"

When one of my sons was little he shoved a sugarpufff up his nose

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ............... "

I'm all ears (not literally, of course).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time

I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.

Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now?"

I haven't got a clue why I stuck it up my nose!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Would anyone care to talk about their experiences?"

Once went to the doctor with throat problems. He put something hard in my mouth and said "Say ahh".

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I put a tic tac in my ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

I'm all ears (not literally, of course)."

was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would anyone care to talk about their experiences?

Once went to the doctor with throat problems. He put something hard in my mouth and said "Say ahh"."

is that the right order? lol the order might be the important bit!!!!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

I'm all ears (not literally, of course).

was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........ "

More! More!

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By *ompip3Couple
over a year ago

Paisley

Once had a peanut stuck in my ear!

Doc poured chocolate into my ear, and it came out a treat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time

I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.

Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now?"

My son shoved a marble up his bum when I was bathing him as a little boy. When I asked him in panic why he did it his reply was "To see if it fits"!!! Kids eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

I'm all ears (not literally, of course).

was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........

More! More!"

through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

I'm all ears (not literally, of course).

was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........

More! More!

through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and ............. "

C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I swallowed the iron out of monopoly. My sister used to put the foam from around the doors up her nose and my uncle got a current stuck in his ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

I'm all ears (not literally, of course).

was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........

More! More!

through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............

C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there..."

as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and ..............

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

I'm all ears (not literally, of course).

was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........

More! More!

through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............

C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there...

as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and .............. "

Damn minx! Finish it (and me) off please!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

I'm all ears (not literally, of course).

was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........

More! More!

through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............

C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there...

as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and ..............

Damn minx! Finish it (and me) off please!!!"

not only was the finger broken, but it was missing half the knuckle tooo - and is now very twisted thanks to her wiggling it about ...........

Do u think the OP was really wanting this explanation lol??

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

I'm all ears (not literally, of course).

was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........

More! More!

through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............

C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there...

as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and ..............

Damn minx! Finish it (and me) off please!!!

not only was the finger broken, but it was missing half the knuckle tooo - and is now very twisted thanks to her wiggling it about ...........

Do u think the OP was really wanting this explanation lol?? "

I think so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"u want me to discuss when I broke my finger????? well it went a little like this ...............

I'm all ears (not literally, of course).

was a long long time ago, many moons in fact ................. and ......... I was running (that was in the days when I was capable of running!!!! lol) ........

More! More!

through a bakery and my hand got trapped in a bread wire (u know the huge basket that the loaves go in), I carried on running and my little finger stayed behind ................... eeeeeek it bloody hurt, but if that wasnt enough .............. I then went upstairs to my flat (I lived above the bakery at the time!) and was sitting on the floor and went to get up ....... and .............

C'mon, c'mon - I'm nearly there...

as I got up, I kicked my hand by accident and caught the already broken finger........... I quickly rang my mum who came over and took me to hospital .............. where the triage nurse (definite sadist), grabbed my little finger, wiggled it around abit (I, at this point, was sitting on the ceiling), said, Its not broken but we will send u to xray ....... duly went off to xray and came back and ..............

Damn minx! Finish it (and me) off please!!!

not only was the finger broken, but it was missing half the knuckle tooo - and is now very twisted thanks to her wiggling it about ...........

Do u think the OP was really wanting this explanation lol??

I think so..."

cool happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once got a crayon stuck up my nose I was only a kid at the time

I once put a half pence up my nose when I was little. Don't know why now.

Anyone else put things up their noses but aren't really sure why now?"

I stuck tissue up mine when i was tiny.... mum couldn't figure what this smell was following me around.

Turned out it had rotted up my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had a smear test the other day, didnt think the nurse was very good though because it hurt when she put the speculam in.

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By *weetdebWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"i had a smear test the other day, didnt think the nurse was very good though because it hurt when she put the speculam in.

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Oh shush,,,,i have to go for one at 2pm...lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How did it go at 2 pm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would anyone care to talk about their experiences?"

No.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"How did it go at 2 pm?"

You do know women just want it over and done with and it isn't sexual at all don't you?

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

You might want to put gloves on doc, or, weren't you wearing a watch when you started? I can feel ticking.....

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"You might want to put gloves on doc, or, weren't you wearing a watch when you started? I can feel ticking....."

Are you trying to say women have wizards sleeves?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But would women enjoy a sexy exam?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"But would women enjoy a sexy exam?"

awww bless

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I accidently stabbed myself with an epipen when I was a kid if that helps??

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By *hynottsCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

dont think i want to talk about the time the doc put his finger up my ass

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

A friend of ours was going for a rectal internal, when the doc, having aplied the lube, inserted and proceeded to tell them that they had a hearing problem...reply, how can you tell from sticking your hand up my back passage!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"But would women enjoy a sexy exam?"

You mean a game of Doctors and nurses? I am sure there will be some people about who like that roleplay

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

PS....if you are after people talking about examinations.,...do you want the graphic reasons why they are getting them too?

That might clear out a lot of men off the forum for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke an eyelash once. That was frickin painful.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I broke an eyelash once. That was frickin painful. "

Poor Wishy.

You might want to get your cock looked at, it looks like a twister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke an eyelash once. That was frickin painful.

Poor Wishy.

You might want to get your cock looked at, it looks like a twister "

It's just me getting the Xmas Atmos.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

haha, I just looked at the bigger one to see what it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"haha, I just looked at the bigger one to see what it is. "

I had a Scottish girl play with it once and she yelled, "Och, it's grewsome!"

So I told her to touch it again and it'll grewsome more.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

boom boom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is the OP training to be a doctor and is looking to cheat at his medical exam?

Or are you looking to get kicks out of hearing tales of fajinercalogical examinations?"

Yeah, what he said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long have you got?Doc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last medical examination I had was entirely external, to check out an old back injury that was playing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to toot out my window at some little oik on a bike near my car, forgot about the yucca plant on my windowsill which stabbed me in the eye , 8hrs in A an E ooooouch !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I haven't taken any examinations in medicine but I did get 99% in my first aid training.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

When I met the surgeon doing my lumpectomy ..

He walked in lowered my gown very slightly marked me with a large black arrow. Despite me having 4'' of wire extending from the breast in question.

Not a word passed his lips . Ignorant man.

not what you wanted to hear im sure

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I once got paint stripper in my eye - they had to force my eyelid open .. it felt about 1000 degrees C. Then distilled water was squirted in it for maybe 10 minutes.

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