FabSwingers.com forum: If you were a forum mod

By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

What would you do with your power?

Funny answers only please.

Have a great day all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban myself

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I'd buy a new Lambretta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it run wild n feral.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

With great power comes great responsibility

Tbf I wouldn't want to as I'd have to read all the threads I normally ignore

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"With great power comes great responsibility

Tbf I wouldn't want to as I'd have to read all the threads I normally ignore

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You can read?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d charge money per thread. Double is it’s about asking if anyone like hairy pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let it run wild n feral. "

My kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make myself number 1 hot pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posts that are not in the style of Yoda, delete I would.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Ban all other men from posting on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd also ban those that nominate themselves for best boob/arse threads.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I’d charge money per thread. Double is it’s about asking if anyone like hairy pussy "

Triple for anyone moaning they can't get a meet. Quadruple if they moan and have put no effort into their profile.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Stop other women posting on a my mate fancies you thread - then I'd soak up the adoration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please be aware of the forum rules before posting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you imagine the carnage if it were to run feral.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Ban rules. Free for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you imagine the carnage if it were to run feral.

Would

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you imagine the carnage if it were to run feral.

Would

Awesome "

I’m imagining a digital equivalent of Jezza, Jerry, and Trisha….all rolled into one.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I would endeavour to maintain the legacy of my forefathers and uphold all that is good on the forums, just as our current moderators do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would endeavour to maintain the legacy of my forefathers and uphold all that is good on the forums, just as our current moderators do.

Kiss ass

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I would endeavour to maintain the legacy of my forefathers and uphold all that is good on the forums, just as our current moderators do.

Instant ban for sucking up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give 24hour bans for anyone starting the kinds of threads I dislike. Squirting, is my cock big enough, why don't women answer etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d ban people for being too nice. I just want a forum full of dickheads calling each other out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the gym and work out to get a ‘Mod Bod’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go to the gym and work out to get a ‘Mod Bod’ "

Get the haircut too. There isn’t enough Paul Weller wannabes these days.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I’d ban people for being too nice. I just want a forum full of dickheads calling each other out."

I thought that’s what we had already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d ban people for being too nice. I just want a forum full of dickheads calling each other out."

Knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d ban people for being too nice. I just want a forum full of dickheads calling each other out.

I thought that’s what we had already

Are you calling me a dickhead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d ban people for being too nice. I just want a forum full of dickheads calling each other out.

Knob"

Bellend

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I’d stealth edit peoples posts to incite and inflame and cause lots of mass arguments!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd use it to get the front of the queue in Lidls

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I'd buy a new Lambretta."

Wear a parka and not bother with a Lambretta.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

This is pretty wild and out there but I would talk to members before a ban was implemented.

I mean it makes sense as it works literally EVERYWHERE else and stops negativity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d make a safe space section of the forums for each protected characteristic.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

I’d ban anyone without a profile pic from posting

J x

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

They’d be no more fences left in fab as would remove all the posts.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ban anyone whom complains about the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well obviously I’d adhere to and apply the rules of the site fairly and without favour or prejudice.

Exactly as all of the other mods do

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By *he love cats OP Couple
over a year ago

South Wales

Funny answers thanks all.

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I would recommend that you should be able to block people in forums to avoid to have to read the posts of certain people as some do ocassionally raise the blood pressure. Mind you, I have now come to recognise the most irritating, arrogant, 'I know best' and controversy seeking ones so not look at their posts, especially if the start a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd put 1000 FAF messages from blank profiles in the inbox of anyone who moans about no replies to messages.

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By *agpie and RavenMan
over a year ago

Leicester

A 24 hour time out for anyone who puts "just my opinion" or "each to their own" in a forum post. Have your opinion and don't apologise for it.

Frank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the Benny Hill theme music over all of the videos.

If you can still look sexy stuffing a cucumber up your chuff with that playing then I salute you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a character limit on threads that waffle

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Everyone could do what they want, I'm way too lazy to be a forum mod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone could do what they want, …."

Sounds hot. I’m in

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Allow people to post whatever they want and watch the bombs go off...

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I’d make a safe space section of the forums for each protected characteristic.

Steve!! When did you come back??

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Fail to read a thread properly, jump to conclusions, accuse people of random behavior with zero evidence, ignore downright rude and insulting comments and refuse to engage in any conversation.

I think that sums it up.

P.S. I'll chat to you all in a few days

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

"Fail to read a thread properly, jump to conclusions, accuse people of random behavior with zero evidence, ignore downright rude and insulting comments and refuse to engage in any conversation.

I think that sums it up.

P.S. I'll chat to you all in a few days

Litterally already happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d make a safe space section of the forums for each protected characteristic.

Steve!! When did you come back??

I came back like three weeks ago because I missed you too much, P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of feet would be auto rejected.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"I’d make a safe space section of the forums for each protected characteristic.

Steve!! When did you come back??

I came back like three weeks ago because I missed you too much, P

Yeah I've been avoiding fab a little, been going through some shit. Glad to see you back though - you ok?

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By *orthwhile27Man
over a year ago

dark side of the moon

I'd bring in VAR

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