FabSwingers.com forum: Blow your own trumpet

By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

As a man of many talents I have a lot of stings to my bow, chef, mixologist, baker, poet, singer, to name but a few.

What unrecognised talents do you hide under a bushel.

Don't be shy, spill the beans

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By *omesticflightMan
over a year ago

Burton-on-Trent

I can ejaculate by doing sit-ups/stomach crunches

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

"I can ejaculate by doing sit-ups/stomach crunches

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By *gent Coulson OP Man
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I can ejaculate by doing sit-ups/stomach crunches

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that must be embarrassing down at the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I write things.

And I’m decent at tennis, football and cricket. Literally no other sport.

I’m not very good at any of these things but They’re what I’m best at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have recently mastered hula hooping.

I can talk shit for hours.

Catfishing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have recently mastered hula hooping.

I can talk shit for hours.

Catfishing.

All useful skills in these trying times.

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

I can play guitar pretty well, I can also play the ukulele.

I'm not bad at drawing and I can wiggle my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in the process of writing a musical....for my own enjoyment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m good at lifting heavy things. Other than that I’m pretty useless at anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m good at lifting heavy things. Other than that I’m pretty useless at anything else."

Comes in handy when wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m good at lifting heavy things. Other than that I’m pretty useless at anything else.

Comes in handy when wanking

^^^ she knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t blow my own trumpet. But if I did, I would spit on it first …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play hot cross buns on two recorders at once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play hot cross buns on two recorders at once

Please tell me you use your nose to do this???

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I can move my toes independently of each other

And not using my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play hot cross buns on two recorders at once

Please tell me you use your nose to do this???

I will be in future

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By *urrey Dave 69Man
over a year ago

Epsom, Surrey

I saw this thread's title and thought it was going to be about Autofellatio.

Now that's a talent to be proud of.

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

I'm blowing my own trumpet. Literally!

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

I'm a pretty good house music DJ, and I can make a malteser hover for a few seconds, yes that old chestnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can play hot cross buns on two recorders at once

Please tell me you use your nose to do this???

I will be in future

This I’ve got to see.

I propose a group lounge social talent show and tell type gig…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *nicorn4uWoman
over a year ago

telford

"I can ejaculate by doing sit-ups/stomach crunches

that must be embarrassing down at the gym"

Haha

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

As a child i was ill a lot... kept from p.e. etc... always the smallest etc etc...

Irrespective, at a professional level I have...

Played football [prem clubs x 2]... boxed [title level].. played tennis national level.

I was advised at school to aim low as people from my backgroud and locale do not amount to anything.

I got 3 degrees and 1 masters...

I had the greatest mum ever, it can not be articulated just how amazing, you should all be jealous and a dad that typifies what a dad should be and a family that is the stuff of legend.

I am incredibly sentimental...

I have a drive, an insane drive... its as good as it is bad.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Computer system builder.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

*peeeep*

I just blew it, did you hear it?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Well I talk about my talents in my profile in the hope it'll make me look more attractive, as such they're not really hidden talents. But I'll mention them here too.

I'm a pretty decent guitar player.

Know my way around the Piano

Produce my own music (to a fashion)

I'm not bad at climbing either (V6 on a good day)

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Oh actually this reminds me of a show I once saw in Patpong district of Bangkok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chef

Naked Cleaning

Washing

Drying

Gardener

Shopping

Bed changing making

Painter and decorating excluding hanging wallpaper which crap at

Driver

Security officer

Dog Walker

Apart from that nothing really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr W&W can smack my arse and he has time to make a cuppa before it stops wobbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*puts the trumpet to his arse and farts*

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Mrs Bang Bang can sleep for an infinite period of time and when she is awake is very good at the sex.

I can convince people everything will be fine and they're capable of doing things they didn't think they could do.

I also make a lovely cup of coffee.

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By *atisfiedSighWoman
over a year ago

NW Wiltshire

I have literally no skills or talents, but I am someone that people tend to confide in. I'm a safe haven for broken people and animals.

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I have literally no skills or talents, but I am someone that people tend to confide in. I'm a safe haven for broken people and animals."

Ha ha this happens to me all the time. People that I barely know start telling me personal details like job offers and the like.

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