FabSwingers.com forum: Marriage announcement

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hello fellow fabbers tonight I would like to announce that I am now engaged to the beautiful _muma. After minutes upon minutes of asking she has finally said yes.

We are having joint stag and hen parties in Newcastle on Thursday followed by a service in Gretna green on Friday before a flight to the bahamas where we will officially tie the knot on the grande nude beach.

We have so adopted a lovey King Charles spaniel called Trevor who will live with mummy until I can relocate to the Scottish land .

Please can you forward any gifts to _muma c/o Livingston swingers club Livingston Scotland .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We Are inviting everyone to attend wether it's in Newcastle Gretna or the Bahamas.

We are also looking for caterers drivers and make up experts. Please message fmumA if you can help with these. I am also looking for a best man to help me look after _muma on our wedding night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"eh???

Strange inded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deja vu!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Deja vu!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Deja vu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wtf?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will there be an announcement from the blushing bride-to-be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be an announcement from the blushing bride-to-be?

She better so I don't look mental

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there something in the forum water??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall have to go and buy a new hat by the looks of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Fmuma know about this? shes a pal of mine. Whats this about? serious? or strange as fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wtf?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be an announcement from the blushing bride-to-be?

Hehe

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

i really should answer. but off to bed instead..... no it is not serious although I do want trevor.....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

will explain all tomorrow x

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"wtf?

+1"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

[Removed by poster at 26/11/12 03:31:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deja vu!

What on earth gives you the right to make comments on others' personal lives.

This is extremely rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well congratulations

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Deja vu!

What on earth gives you the right to make comments on others' personal lives.

This is extremely rude. "

Cant speak for pearl, but i most certainly wasnt making comments on peoples personal lives. It was more to do with a post asking for catereres ect the same as a post last week, hence my thumbs up to deju vu. As i said cant speak for pearl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought it was about katie price?

still i'll be checking the odds with the bookies later.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Is there a free bar? Can I wear my fez?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Marriage must be in the air....ok whos been sniffing the sherry for the christmas trifle?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

thats the third one this year,oops femme beat me to ti

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"thats the third one this year,oops femme beat me to ti"
One things for sure, im NOT making trifle at christmas

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"Deja vu!

What on earth gives you the right to make comments on others' personal lives.

This is extremely rude.

thats the 1st thing I thought of when I saw the deja vu....last weeks posts. Nothing critical or judging in anyway.

Surely the OP is all just a bit of fun?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Deja vu!

What on earth gives you the right to make comments on others' personal lives.

This is extremely rude.

thats the 1st thing I thought of when I saw the deja vu....last weeks posts. Nothing critical or judging in anyway.

Surely the OP is all just a bit of fun?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING

I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING

I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE

No need to shout! We are deaf you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING

I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE

No need to shout! We are deaf you know

Aren't

Tee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marriage must be in the air....ok whos been sniffing the sherry for the christmas trifle?

Wonder how long it'll be until Divorce Announcements are posted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING

I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE

No need to shout! We are deaf you know

Aren't

Tee hee"

Beat me to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING

I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE

No need to shout! We are deaf you know

Aren't

Tee hee"

Aren't indeed!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Marriage must be in the air....ok whos been sniffing the sherry for the christmas trifle?

Wonder how long it'll be until Divorce Announcements are posted

at least let us get the presents returned for cash first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marriage must be in the air....ok whos been sniffing the sherry for the christmas trifle?

Wonder how long it'll be until Divorce Announcements are posted

at least let us get the presents returned for cash first!!!

Love your thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING

I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE

No need to shout! We are deaf you know

WELL IF YOUR DEAF I NEED TO SHOUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deja vu!

What on earth gives you the right to make comments on others' personal lives.

This is extremely rude.

thats the 1st thing I thought of when I saw the deja vu....last weeks posts. Nothing critical or judging in anyway.

Surely the OP is all just a bit of fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING

I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE

No need to shout! We are deaf you know

WELL IF YOUR DEAF I NEED TO SHOUT

Cheeky bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marriage must be in the air....ok whos been sniffing the sherry for the christmas trifle?

Wonder how long it'll be until Divorce Announcements are posted

at least let us get the presents returned for cash first!!!

ooo good thinking, better start thinking what gifts we want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING

I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE

No need to shout! We are deaf you know

WELL IF YOUR DEAF I NEED TO SHOUT

PARDON

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOOOOOOHOOOOOOO A DOUBLE WEDDING

I'LL BE YOUR BEST MAN IF YOU BE MINE

No need to shout! We are deaf you know

WELL IF YOUR DEAF I NEED TO SHOUT

PARDON

IIIII SSSSAAAAIIIIDDDD IIIIFFFF YYYYOOOOUUURRR DDDDEEEEAAAAAFFF MMMAAAYYYYBBBBEEE IIIII NNNNEEEEDDDD TTTTOOOO SSSSPPPPEEEEAAAAKKKKK UUUUPPPP AAAAA BBBBBIIIITTTT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a virtual wedding announcement leading to a virtual marriage and end in a virtual separation and an equal division of the bandwidth?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Is this a virtual wedding announcement leading to a virtual marriage and end in a virtual separation and an equal division of the bandwidth?

yep and I get virtual Trevor too

but we would like real gifts that we can flog for cold hard cash....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a virtual wedding announcement leading to a virtual marriage and end in a virtual separation and an equal division of the bandwidth?

yep and I get virtual Trevor too

but we would like real gifts that we can flog for cold hard cash....

How being flogged for cold hard cash? £50?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to interpret my two words post which way you like.

It amuses me greatly that some people would jump on it without knowing what I was thinking and made a mountain out of a mole hill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope "

Just wondered if you will be getting married in white

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope

Just wondered if you will be getting married in white

of course. Don't all virgins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel free to interpret my two words post which way you like.

It amuses me greatly that some people would jump on it without knowing what I was thinking and made a mountain out of a mole hill.

Quite a bit if it happening lately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope "

You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope

You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!

ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope

You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!

ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better?

No, no, no, that's not it at all. It's YOU who gets the flogging. And then YOU get the £50, see.

(it won't hurt, promise)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope

You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!

ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better?

No, no, no, that's not it at all. It's YOU who gets the flogging. And then YOU get the £50, see.

(it won't hurt, promise)

get tae fuck, I know what a sadist you are!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope

You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!

ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better?

No, no, no, that's not it at all. It's YOU who gets the flogging. And then YOU get the £50, see.

(it won't hurt, promise)

get tae fuck, I know what a sadist you are!!!

Only on Thursdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid? "

but of course, seeing as I am yours

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"that will do thanks. just send it in a plain brown envelope

You're not really entering into the spirit of things here. The money is only one part of the deal!

ok wishywashywoo. you give me £50 and I will flig you till you shoot your load. That better?

No, no, no, that's not it at all. It's YOU who gets the flogging. And then YOU get the £50, see.

(it won't hurt, promise)

get tae fuck, I know what a sadist you are!!!

Only on Thursdays.

see you Friday then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?

but of course, seeing as I am yours "

who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?

but of course, seeing as I am yours

who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol "

your man apparently lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gutted........ I thought _muma was mine lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Gutted........ I thought _muma was mine lol

if you're no fast, yer last honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gutted........ I thought _muma was mine lol

if you're no fast, yer last honey

So it would seem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?

but of course, seeing as I am yours

who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol

your man apparently lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?

but of course, seeing as I am yours

who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol

your man apparently lol

that worked out well im my favour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can i be the virtual flower girl or bridemaid?

but of course, seeing as I am yours

who's your mans best man? be rude not to shag him,, its practically tradition lol

your man apparently lol

that worked out well im my favour!

How's that?? Did I not tell you I'm having a female best man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So Congrats to everyone getting hitched

congrats to everyone staying single :D

and anything else I missed x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

What's a Trevor?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What's a Trevor? "

Is it the same as a Percy?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"What's a Trevor?

Is it the same as a Percy?"

I thought he was filth !

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Trevor is our adopted spaniel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trevor is our adopted spaniel

Spaniels ears

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Trevor is our adopted spaniel

You've adopted a spaniel? That is clearly wrong when you know there will be a custody battle during the divorce. I suppose you could make it a custardy battle, that might be better.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Trevor is our adopted spaniel

You've adopted a spaniel? That is clearly wrong when you know there will be a custody battle during the divorce. I suppose you could make it a custardy battle, that might be better."

i have a pre-nup, Trevor stays with me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Trevor is our adopted spaniel

You've adopted a spaniel? That is clearly wrong when you know there will be a custody battle during the divorce. I suppose you could make it a custardy battle, that might be better.

i have a pre-nup, Trevor stays with me

A pre-nup-pup

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Trevor is our adopted spaniel

You've adopted a spaniel? That is clearly wrong when you know there will be a custody battle during the divorce. I suppose you could make it a custardy battle, that might be better.

i have a pre-nup, Trevor stays with me

A pre-nup-pup

yup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the pup decides he wants to live with will....... You have to think of the wishes of Trevor ..

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