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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

¹ — F¹rst.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He was quick. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Not first. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today I stayed in bed all morning, then I wore a sparkly dress to be social. Then Mr KC and me and Mini Us had some tea and now I'm on bed again.

How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"¹ — F¹rst.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wanda. Tell me, do you drive a Honda?

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By *ps4funCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Good evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today I stayed in bed all morning, then I wore a sparkly dress to be social. Then Mr KC and me and Mini Us had some tea and now I'm on bed again.

How was your day?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Nice to wear a sparkly dress.

I woke up early. Spent more time on Fab than I expected to this morning. And I've had some strawberries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not first today but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MPS. Why are you rolling your eyes?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Evening salutations to you all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not first. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today I stayed in bed all morning, then I wore a sparkly dress to be social. Then Mr KC and me and Mini Us had some tea and now I'm on bed again.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Nice to wear a sparkly dress.

I woke up early. Spent more time on Fab than I expected to this morning. And I've had some strawberries."

Ooooooo I'm jealous of your strawberries! Jim, did you know that once upon a time, I ate a whole punnet of strawberries before going to see Torvill and Dean do I've skating. I was very sick and my Dad was cross

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first today but I’m in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. As far as I'm concerned, you're always in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wanda. Tell me, do you drive a Honda?"

No! Just men wild

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Hey Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was quick. ^"

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hey all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening salutations to you all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Do you like The Stone Roses' I Wanna Be Adored?

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By *ps4funCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Good evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MPS. Why are you rolling your eyes?"

Well... It should be shy emotikon but I pressed wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wanda. Tell me, do you drive a Honda?

No! Just men wild

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not first today but I’m in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. As far as I'm concerned, you're always in."
you sweet talker, you!

How’re you today pal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today I stayed in bed all morning, then I wore a sparkly dress to be social. Then Mr KC and me and Mini Us had some tea and now I'm on bed again.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Nice to wear a sparkly dress.

I woke up early. Spent more time on Fab than I expected to this morning. And I've had some strawberries.

You're a greedy girl. Why does autocorrect correct such basic words? I've been done by ice before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Jim

"
and …? Ahem ??

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Hey EJ and a happy Saturday night to you and all you fabsters.

Had a brilliant evening at the Manchester social, now chilling feet up, brew in hand

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Evening salutations to you all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Do you like The Stone Roses' I Wanna Be Adored? "

Can't say I know it. I've just read the lyrics. They're quite repetitive. But I do enjoy being adored

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Compersion. When did you last do an insertion?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Not first. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today I stayed in bed all morning, then I wore a sparkly dress to be social. Then Mr KC and me and Mini Us had some tea and now I'm on bed again.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Nice to wear a sparkly dress.

I woke up early. Spent more time on Fab than I expected to this morning. And I've had some strawberries.

You're a greedy girl. Why does autocorrect correct such basic words? I've been done by ice before."

Dammit! It WAS ice skating

Silly autocarrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well here I am for what’s it’s worth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nero, Steve's laughing at you. Unbelievable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Jim, how’s things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nero, Steve's laughing at you. Unbelievable."

Nero, to apologise I will buy you a gin when I next see you, good sir!

Jim, YOU SNAKE!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey all x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, innocent Scandalous. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out? "

You came

Wahey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

Steady on Steve, give it 5 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

Steady on Steve, give it 5 minutes. "

Why do you always say that to me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MPS. Why are you rolling your eyes?

Well... It should be shy emotikon but I pressed wrong

Shyness is nice, and shyness can stop you from emojing the emoji you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

Steady on Steve, give it 5 minutes.

Why do you always say that to me

You can't rush these things.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal. "

The goodest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. What's been a minute? Have you been spending time with Nero? Smileyface

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal.

The goodest? "

The goodliest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you ever puked in the same room as someone famous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal.

The goodest?

The goodliest

Even Gouda than these.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Have you ever puked in the same room as someone famous?"

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!"

Lego!!! I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever puked in the same room as someone famous?"

Awaiting answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!

Lego!!! I love you. "

You should change your name to Lego-Lass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first today but I’m in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. As far as I'm concerned, you're always in.you sweet talker, you!

How’re you today pal?

I'm not too bad. My tummy is a little bit full with strawberries. And I could do with a haircut, unlike you. Talking of you, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!

Lego!!! I love you.

You should change your name to Lego-Lass

I am so doing this.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

O am very, vet d*unk. Goodnight you funking awesomely sexy bunch

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!

Lego!!! I love you.

You should change your name to Lego-Lass

I should change ours to LegLess (except it only applies to me

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey EJ and a happy Saturday night to you and all you fabsters.

Had a brilliant evening at the Manchester social, now chilling feet up, brew in hand"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing, Agent Coulson. *salutes*

You gotta love a Manchester night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!

Lego!!! I love you.

You should change your name to Lego-Lass

I should change ours to LegLess (except it only applies to me

Legless dr*nk

You’re legless and Mr KC is dr*nk.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening Jimothy. I do like your dickie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey EJ and a happy Saturday night to you and all you fabsters.

Had a brilliant evening at the Manchester social, now chilling feet up, brew in hand

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing, Agent Coulson. *salutes*

You gotta love a Manchester night out."

Full of mancs though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening salutations to you all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Do you like The Stone Roses' I Wanna Be Adored?

Can't say I know it. I've just read the lyrics. They're quite repetitive. But I do enjoy being adored

Flippin' heck, give The Stone Roses a listen. Tell me something I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever puked in the same room as someone famous?"

Are are you hiding somewhere at my place, found the vom but I've not found you yet!! (Famous for sending unsolicited pickle pics) But.....

GoooooooooooodEveniiiiiiiig Jim!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. Today I stayed in bed all morning, then I wore a sparkly dress to be social. Then Mr KC and me and Mini Us had some tea and now I'm on bed again.

How was your day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Nice to wear a sparkly dress.

I woke up early. Spent more time on Fab than I expected to this morning. And I've had some strawberries.

You're a greedy girl. Why does autocorrect correct such basic words? I've been done by ice before.

Dammit! It WAS ice skating

Silly autocarrot

I know, I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well here I am for what’s it’s worth "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rafex. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™ Sponsored by bow ties. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not first today but I’m in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. As far as I'm concerned, you're always in.you sweet talker, you!

How’re you today pal?

I'm not too bad. My tummy is a little bit full with strawberries. And I could do with a haircut, unlike you. Talking of you, how are you?"

Make sure you swallow some cream so those strawberries aren’t alone in your belly!

Your face looks lovely in that picture!

I’m well! I just had a Chinese and I’m now in the bath with alcohol free wine!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Rafex. He's part of the Crewe Crew.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!

Lego!!! I love you.

You should change your name to Lego-Lass

I should change ours to LegLess (except it only applies to me

)

Legless dr*nk

You’re legless and Mr KC is dr*nk.

He did drink one whole bottle of Corona with his meal tonight. Rebel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim, how’s things?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bod. My things are good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Rafex. He's part of the Crewe Crew."

Rafex!! Wargwarn, family?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Rafex. He's part of the Crewe Crew."

Hey Jim , thanks buddy .

The Crewe crew lol . Not met anyone yet over this way but maybe one day .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coyote. Good grief no. We get a right load of late night losers in here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nero, Steve's laughing at you. Unbelievable.

Nero, to apologise I will buy you a gin when I next see you, good sir!

Jim, YOU SNAKE!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coyote. Good grief no. We get a right load of late night losers in here."

I'll fit in then.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I was in a supermarket last week and saw something for sale under the brand name Follow Your Heart. It made me think of you Jim, and smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal. "

I wasn't sure about tonight. It turns out I'm loving this evening's vibe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are you enjoying the vibe?

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Evening all. Hope we're well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coyote. Good grief no. We get a right load of late night losers in here.

I'll fit in then."

That’s why I invited you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you enjoying the vibe?"
WE ARE ENTERTAINED

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

Steady on Steve, give it 5 minutes.

Why do you always say that to me

You can't rush these things."

I'd say take your time, but I know that you will.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal.

I wasn't sure about tonight. It turns out I'm loving this evening's vibe."

Is it a bullet vibe, Jim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion. "

*Gets vibe out*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever puked in the same room as someone famous?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal.

The goodest?

The goodliest

Even Gouda than these.

I didn't know you speak Gaelic.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Hi Jim

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"¹ — F¹rst.

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim

It’s my Gran, everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal.

The goodest?

The goodliest

Even Gouda than these.

I didn't know you speak Gaelic.

I speak whatever will get me in your pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"O am very, vet d*unk. Goodnight you funking awesomely sexy bunch

xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Fife

. Please don't participate in any veterinary procedures whilst under the influence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!

Lego!!! I love you.

You should change your name to Lego-Lass

I should change ours to LegLess (except it only applies to me

And Fife

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Evening Jim xx

Hope your Saturday was a good one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy. I do like your dickie

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Thank you. I thought I'd share my dickie with everyone.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Hi Jim

It’s my Gran, everyone. "

You should be in bed by now young man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey EJ and a happy Saturday night to you and all you fabsters.

Had a brilliant evening at the Manchester social, now chilling feet up, brew in hand

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveing, Agent Coulson. *salutes*

You gotta love a Manchester night out.

Full of mancs though..."

And people think the Birmingham accent isn't the most aurally pleasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim

It’s my Gran, everyone.

You should be in bed by now young man.

You’re so embarrassing

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"¹ — F¹rst.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!"

•

GØØØD Evening jÏm_! How are you?

I lurve/like/love your new avatar.

Today I've been:

drinking copious amounts of coffee and eating mango; giving KC² a few soothing spoons; adoring Rickshawed from a looooong distance; feeding Steve to the ugly Coyotes

; brickin' it with Lego™-Dynamic; wondering what FifeNinja

looks like in real life (the STP will reveal all); saying hello to Råfêx; showing off to Perthro-Tull

.....

Steve: you owe me a Gin! An expensive one.

What time is Spotify-Surprise®™ ?

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over a year ago

"Have you ever puked in the same room as someone famous?

Are are you hiding somewhere at my place, found the vom but I've not found you yet!! (Famous for sending unsolicited pickle pics) But.....

GoooooooooooodEveniiiiiiiig Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo. How dare you, how dare, you. What you've said there is scandalous not to mention, libelous. I've never sent an unsolicited pickle pic. Outrageous.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"¹ — F¹rst.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!

•

GØØØD Evening jÏm_! How are you?

I lurve/like/love your new avatar.

Today I've been:

drinking copious amounts of coffee and eating mango; giving KC² a few soothing spoons; adoring Rickshawed from a looooong distance; feeding Steve to the ugly Coyotes

; brickin' it with Lego™-Dynamic; wondering what FifeNinja

looks like in real life (the STP will reveal all); saying hello to Råfêx; showing off to Perthro-Tull

.....

Steve: you owe me a Gin! An expensive one.

What time is Spotify-Surprise®™ ?"

I’ll beat you to that game. But you’re on for the gin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not first today but I’m in

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. As far as I'm concerned, you're always in.you sweet talker, you!

How’re you today pal?

I'm not too bad. My tummy is a little bit full with strawberries. And I could do with a haircut, unlike you. Talking of you, how are you?

Make sure you swallow some cream so those strawberries aren’t alone in your belly!

Your face looks lovely in that picture!

I’m well! I just had a Chinese and I’m now in the bath with alcohol free wine!!! "

Loneliness is such a sad affair. I would never inflict loneliness on a straw-berry.

Oh, you.

Beautiful.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Steve is in the bath.

will we get a Steve bath pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steve is in the bath.

will we get a Steve bath pic?"

It’s a candle lit bath as well

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Steve is in the bath.

will we get a Steve bath pic?"

•

It's his annual bath. Happy Bathday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim,its been a minute, today I've been mostly building Lego!!

Lego!!! I love you.

You should change your name to Lego-Lass

I should change ours to LegLess (except it only applies to me

)

Legless dr*nk

You’re legless and Mr KC is dr*nk.

He did drink one whole bottle of Corona with his meal tonight. Rebel

H H H His Corona.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

Choo choo! Next stop, between legless’s thighs

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I do, damn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steve is in the bath.

will we get a Steve bath pic?

•

It's his annual bath. Happy Bathday.

Should we combine bathday and Barfday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone say hello to Rafex. He's part of the Crewe Crew.

Hey Jim , thanks buddy .

The Crewe crew lol . Not met anyone yet over this way but maybe one day . "

You're very welcome. You never know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I do, damn. "

And we have ourselves an orgy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steve is in the bath.

will we get a Steve bath pic?

•

It's his annual bath. Happy Bathday.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

Choo choo! Next stop, between legless’s thighs

Topiary freshly done and everything

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Hi Jim

It’s my Gran, everyone.

You should be in bed by now young man.

You’re so embarrassing

I updated my profile for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim

It’s my Gran, everyone.

You should be in bed by now young man.

You’re so embarrassing

I updated my profile for you

“Had forgotten how creepy folk can be on here late night weekends hah :-I” was about me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Coyote. Good grief no. We get a right load of late night losers in here.

I'll fit in then."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

Choo choo! Next stop, between legless’s thighs

Topiary freshly done and everything

You didn’t need to. But

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was in a supermarket last week and saw something for sale under the brand name Follow Your Heart. It made me think of you Jim, and smile

Those buggers owe me a drink!

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Hi Jim

It’s my Gran, everyone.

You should be in bed by now young man.

You’re so embarrassing

I updated my profile for you

“Had forgotten how creepy folk can be on here late night weekends hah :-I” was about me

Nooooo ya dafty at the bottom of my profile text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Jim

It’s my Gran, everyone.

You should be in bed by now young man.

You’re so embarrassing

I updated my profile for you

“Had forgotten how creepy folk can be on here late night weekends hah :-I” was about me

Nooooo ya dafty at the bottom of my profile text

I know. I’ve known about that for some time. I’m just being hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening all. Hope we're well. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Maggy. When were you last braggy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm half an hour behind, man alive. Or should I say nan alive. I have seen Perthro post.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"Hi Jim

It’s my Gran, everyone.

You should be in bed by now young man.

You’re so embarrassing

I updated my profile for you

“Had forgotten how creepy folk can be on here late night weekends hah :-I” was about me

Nooooo ya dafty at the bottom of my profile text

I know. I’ve known about that for some time. I’m just being hilarious

Tut tut

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

"I'm half an hour behind, man alive. Or should I say nan alive. I have seen Perthro post."

ahhh Jim I don’t know how you do it. Cute profile picture by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal.

I wasn't sure about tonight. It turns out I'm loving this evening's vibe.

Is it a bullet vibe, Jim? "

Small, but full of good intentions. A bit like me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

Choo choo! Next stop, between legless’s thighs

Topiary freshly done and everything

You didn’t need to. But

Do you only bite if asked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Perthro. I did a

earlier. We have so much in common.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

Choo choo! Next stop, between legless’s thighs

Topiary freshly done and everything

You didn’t need to. But

Do you only bite if asked?

More like… instructed?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

Choo choo! Next stop, between legless’s thighs

Topiary freshly done and everything

You didn’t need to. But

Do you only bite if asked?

More like… instructed?

Oooo ooooo ooooo, bite me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal.

The goodest?

The goodliest

Even Gouda than these.

I didn't know you speak Gaelic.

I speak whatever will get me in your pants. "

That'll be gay-lick, sailor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

Choo choo! Next stop, between legless’s thighs

Topiary freshly done and everything

You didn’t need to. But

Do you only bite if asked?

More like… instructed?

Oooo ooooo ooooo, bite me

On it.

Do you know that Trey songz song that goes ‘oooo I’m about to DIVEEEE IN IT’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tonight is gonna be a good nocturnal. Even gooder than normal.

The goodest?

The goodliest

Even Gouda than these.

I didn't know you speak Gaelic.

I speak whatever will get me in your pants.

That'll be gay-lick, sailor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim xx

Hope your Saturday was a good one

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Toxic.

It's been good. But how was your Saturday? x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

Choo choo! Next stop, between legless’s thighs

Topiary freshly done and everything

You didn’t need to. But

Do you only bite if asked?

More like… instructed?

Oooo ooooo ooooo, bite me

On it.

Do you know that Trey songz song that goes ‘oooo I’m about to DIVEEEE IN IT’

Please dive in gently, I am mildly broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Good evening you bunch of sexy people…Currently perving on Fab…

F (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey EJ and a happy Saturday night to you and all you fabsters.

Had a brilliant evening at the Manchester social, now chilling feet up, brew in hand"

Is there anything better than coming home from a night out and having a brew lol - love doing that as well lol

F (Mrs)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"¹ — F¹rst.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!

•

GØØØD Evening jÏm_! How are you?

I lurve/like/love your new avatar.

Today I've been:

drinking copious amounts of coffee and eating mango; giving KC² a few soothing spoons; adoring Rickshawed from a looooong distance; feeding Steve to the ugly Coyotes

; brickin' it with Lego™-Dynamic; wondering what FifeNinja

looks like in real life (the STP will reveal all); saying hello to Råfêx; showing off to Perthro-Tull

.....

Steve: you owe me a Gin! An expensive one.

What time is Spotify-Surprise®™ ?"

I'm nourished, that's how I am. Thank you. My avatar has lead to a wonderful exchange with someone new.

Coffee and Mango together or separately?

Arooooooo. Do Coyotes aroo?

Do you know what, we'll do some Jim's Spotify Surprise soon.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Evening all. Hope we're well.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Maggy. When were you last braggy?"

Never! But I do like to tickle my ball baggy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

(Go west) in the open air

(Go west) where the skies are blue

(Go west) this is what we're gonna do

(Go west, this is what we're gonna do, go west)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.

It hasn't been the most productive of weeks. But today has been good. How are you u u u?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"¹ — F¹rst.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!

•

GØØØD Evening jÏm_! How are you?

I lurve/like/love your new avatar.

Today I've been:

drinking copious amounts of coffee and eating mango; giving KC² a few soothing spoons; adoring Rickshawed from a looooong distance; feeding Steve to the ugly Coyotes

; brickin' it with Lego™-Dynamic; wondering what FifeNinja

looks like in real life (the STP will reveal all); saying hello to Råfêx; showing off to Perthro-Tull

.....

Steve: you owe me a Gin! An expensive one.

What time is Spotify-Surprise®™ ?

I'm nourished, that's how I am. Thank you. My avatar has lead to a wonderful exchange with someone new.

Coffee and Mango together or separately?

Arooooooo. Do Coyotes aroo?

Do you know what, we'll do some Jim's Spotify Surprise soon."

•

Do "Coyotes 'aroo?". Yes, but only with the Kang'.

The coffee was separate to the mango. About two minutes apart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

I've already taken off all my clothes....

Choo choo! Next stop, between legless’s thighs

Topiary freshly done and everything

You didn’t need to. But

Do you only bite if asked?

More like… instructed?

Oooo ooooo ooooo, bite me

On it.

Do you know that Trey songz song that goes ‘oooo I’m about to DIVEEEE IN IT’

Please dive in gently, I am mildly broken

Of course, mi amor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this where all the cool kids hang out?

You came

Wahey

My goodness, you're good at making women come

Only when we’re having sex.

‘Magic pickle’

I imagine

is the face you make when you arrive at vinegar strokes. Then, the pickle explosion.

*Gets vibe out*

You should see the face I’m pulling at you both right now.

Ooooooooo show me, big boy

When I’m in the north east this September I’m hoping to show you something

But we're in the North West!

Damn

I guess I’ll have to make that journey especially

Come and get me

God, is anyone else getting hot in here?

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.

Hold on, you already did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Steve is in the bath.

will we get a Steve bath pic?

It’s a candle lit bath as well

Are the candles scented?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steve is in the bath.

will we get a Steve bath pic?

It’s a candle lit bath as well

Are the candles scented?"

One was! It was a Yankee candle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we could be heading for extra time tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back.

https://youtu.be/9fAZJWV1tkI

Don't be silly.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How has your week been?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.

It hasn't been the most productive of weeks. But today has been good. How are you u u u?"

I'm a bit better. Saw my GP on Monday; I've a severe throat infection, on meds which are partially working. Voice still hoarse, but seeing GP again nxt week.

Errm, is that black bowtie in your pic, the one I sent you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think we could be heading for extra time tonight.

A repeater?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimothy. I do like your dickie

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Thank you. I thought I'd share my dickie with everyone. "

I'm glad you did.

Sorry for my tardy response, I had to take a phone call.

What did I miss? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever puked in the same room as someone famous?

Are are you hiding somewhere at my place, found the vom but I've not found you yet!! (Famous for sending unsolicited pickle pics) But.....

GoooooooooooodEveniiiiiiiig Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo. How dare you, how dare, you. What you've said there is scandalous not to mention, libelous. I've never sent an unsolicited pickle pic. Outrageous."

Then you're missing out on the fun of fab sir.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I think we could be heading for extra time tonight.

A repeater? "

KC! How ya doing? Was today fun? Xx

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Evening Jimothy. I do like your dickie

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Thank you. I thought I'd share my dickie with everyone.

I'm glad you did.

Sorry for my tardy response, I had to take a phone call.

What did I miss? Xx"

•

You missed everything!

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good evening my fine compadres

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimothy. I do like your dickie

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Thank you. I thought I'd share my dickie with everyone.

I'm glad you did.

Sorry for my tardy response, I had to take a phone call.

What did I miss? Xx

•

You missed everything!

Typical!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Have you ever puked in the same room as someone famous?

Are are you hiding somewhere at my place, found the vom but I've not found you yet!! (Famous for sending unsolicited pickle pics) But.....

GoooooooooooodEveniiiiiiiig Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Romeo. How dare you, how dare, you. What you've said there is scandalous not to mention, libelous. I've never sent an unsolicited pickle pic. Outrageous.

Then you're missing out on the fun of fab sir.

Romeo. What delightful shoulders/arms you have

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Evening Jimothy. I do like your dickie

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Thank you. I thought I'd share my dickie with everyone.

I'm glad you did.

Sorry for my tardy response, I had to take a phone call.

What did I miss? Xx

•

You missed everything!

Typical!

•

But I've missed YOU, RêdV.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think we could be heading for extra time tonight.

A repeater?

KC! How ya doing? Was today fun? Xx"

Hello, lovely lady! Yes I had a jolly pleasant afternoon, thanks. How was your day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we could be heading for extra time tonight.

A repeater? "

It’s midnight. And you need to come find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Deeliciouschaos and your stockings.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think we could be heading for extra time tonight.

A repeater?

It’s midnight. And you need to come find out

I'll need to fill my tank before getting down there at this hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop

. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos

. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

Good evening you bunch of sexy people…Currently perving on Fab…

F (Mrs)

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Adventurous. You pervert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think we could be heading for extra time tonight.

A repeater?

It’s midnight. And you need to come find out

I'll need to fill my tank before getting down there at this hour

Yeah you’ll need to be full of beans

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimothy. I do like your dickie

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. Thank you. I thought I'd share my dickie with everyone.

I'm glad you did.

Sorry for my tardy response, I had to take a phone call.

What did I miss? Xx

•

You missed everything!

Typical!

•

But I've missed YOU, RêdV."

Ah,thank you Nerø. I'm not on as much these days. X

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By *lor2Woman
over a year ago

London

Hello everyone is good to see so much love of this thread !!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I think we could be heading for extra time tonight.

A repeater?

KC! How ya doing? Was today fun? Xx

Hello, lovely lady! Yes I had a jolly pleasant afternoon, thanks. How was your day? "

Ah, I'm glad.

I've had a quiet one. Slept a lot, snacked a lot & read a lot. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm half an hour behind, man alive. Or should I say nan alive. I have seen Perthro post.

ahhh Jim I don’t know how you do it. Cute profile picture by the way

Thank you very much.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I think we could be heading for extra time tonight.

A repeater?

It’s midnight. And you need to come find out

I'll need to fill my tank before getting down there at this hour

Yeah you’ll need to be full of beans

Heinz or Branston?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello everyone is good to see so much love of this thread !!!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Flor. I'm full of it, absolutely full of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Uniladio. Happy weekend!

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over a year ago

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