FabSwingers.com forum: Completely and utterly pissed

By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

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I tend not to come on fab when I'm pissed. I generally become a happy d*unk and tell them how much I love them.

I've been at a friend's birthday party since hone 1. I'm resisting texting or chatting to people, in case I come across as a complete lush.

I'm very happy. So, as I'm too pissed, folks, share your love. Let fellow fabbers know how wonderful they are.

If you're one of my friends/acquaintances, you'll know already. Spread the love. Fuck it. Life's too short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I was pissed

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"We are all wonderful

You bet ya!

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Wish I was pissed

Fucking walled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A "complete lush" not heard that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll drink to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having had a day in various pubs I can confirm we are all lovely (except the guy who tried to run me over on my way home)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish I was pissed

Fucking walled

xx"

I fucking love it

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

You're all fucking gorgeous. You're sexy and you know it

I can recommend complete and utter pissed out of your mind, at least once a year my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not there yet but I will be in an hour or so. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all fucking gorgeous. You're sexy and you know it

I can recommend complete and utter pissed out of your mind, at least once a year my friends

xx"

Is it your birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t been full on properly pissed since a family wedding about 12 years ago. Best I’ve been since is merrily tipsy ..

To most people on Fab, hey, I DO love ya

, some in a full on handsy gropey way, some in a more brotherly / sisterly way, and some in an esteemed respect, like that nice old man down the road kind of way.

There’s a very small minority that I’d have to be absolutely wankered to tell them that I love them tbf, even then I don’t think I’d actually be able to slur the words out.

But most of you? Yeah you’re not bad

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You're all fucking gorgeous. You're sexy and you know it

I can recommend complete and utter pissed out of your mind, at least once a year my friends

Is it your birthday? "

My mates 60th. Fantastic night

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Where's the cream at now?!

... happy that you're a happy d*unk

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"I haven’t been full on properly pissed since a family wedding about 12 years ago. Best I’ve been since is merrily tipsy ..

To most people on Fab, hey, I DO love ya

, some in a full on handsy gropey way, some in a more brotherly / sisterly way, and some in an esteemed respect, like that nice old man down the road kind of way.

There’s a very small minority that I’d have to be absolutely wankered to tell them that I love them tbf, even then I don’t think I’d actually be able to slur the words out.

But most of you? Yeah you’re not bad

You're all fucking awesome

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Where's the cream at now?!

... happy that you're a happy d*unk

Can't abide angry d*unks lovely. My cream is always fresh for you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fife, I think you in particular are a wonderful man. And I love the consistently positive energy you bring to this place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone else, you’re alright.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Everyone else, you’re alright.

Top banana bro

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Second bottle of wine, getting there.

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Second bottle of wine, getting there."

Fuck it son, have a third. Tell those you love how much they mean to you

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Whisky next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a tad

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Whisky next"

Glayvar. Fucking fantastic

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

How’s life treating everyone?

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"How’s life treating everyone?"

I am waltered son.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How’s life treating everyone?"

It’s tryna do its best Mike Tyson impression but I’m Buster Douglas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raising my cup of coffee to you all

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Raising my cup of coffee to you all

Irn bru and bed. Have a good one lovely

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Where's the cream at now?!

... happy that you're a happy d*unk

Can't abide angry d*unks lovely. My cream is always fresh for you gorgeous

xx"

glad to hear it

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By *ife Ninja OP Man
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Where's the cream at now?!

... happy that you're a happy d*unk

Can't abide angry d*unks lovely. My cream is always fresh for you gorgeous

glad to hear it

.....books d*unken easyjet flight

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"Whisky next

Glayvar. Fucking fantastic

Ardmore. Jura is my favourite I think though, but who’s picky

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