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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are looking at buying a fucking machine and just wondered if anyone has got one and if they'd recommend it.

Any top tips on one's to buy and ones to avoid etc.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Oh I'll keep an eye on this thread as thinking of getting one too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting inevitable to say that he is a fucking machine

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I have the love honey one was £100 its OK but very noisy x

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By *WDomMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"We are looking at buying a fucking machine and just wondered if anyone has got one and if they'd recommend it.

Any top tips on one's to buy and ones to avoid etc. "

Have an extreme plow from extreme restraints in the US. Very good torque for big dildos. When I got it 15+ years ago it was cheaper and there weren’t really many UK vendors.

With the shipping and customs costs now, try to find something in the UK.

The HugHer seems to be highly adaptable, good torque and easy to position. Money no object, I’d get that one.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

We have a tool box type one but it's crap.

I guess you get what you pay for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is what I call my laptop at times , a fuc@ing machine

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Good post op we are looking also, tried a reciprocating saw conversion far to powerful

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By *achine manMan
over a year ago

huddersfield

I have some - they are amazing when used properly. Depends what you want out of one for which is best.

The F-machine doesn’t have any adjustment when in use but it is hard and fast.

The shockspot is very powerful with lots of torque. Adjustable in use and very robust.

The tango TW11 is adjustable in all ways - incredible I think.

Bring them to show if anyone keen and brave enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you so angry?

What kind of machine are you looking for?

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"This is what I call my laptop at times , a fuc@ing machine "

Why am I picturing you being quiet John Cleese/Basil Faulty with it now.

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

We have the UFuc pro it's very good but like what seems to be the rule of thumb it's quite noisy so we rarely use it.

Mr Hayes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s it .

We going be erased of the human nature .

Females don’t need male cells to fertilise the egg .

They not even need the male for fun .

Right , fine , I’m gonna get one of them Chinese manga girl cyborgs

There’s a few bargains for £2000

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

A friend was gifted one for wh3n he hosts his parties. Ive Seen it in action on a female, it really didn't do anything for me.

Don't know the make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a sex machine .

And I’m for sale : £19,99

Or £14,99 if u fast n get it on Black Friday

* only works on : “ for females only “ mode .

If u try something else computer say no .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have the UFuc pro it's very good but like what seems to be the rule of thumb it's quite noisy so we rarely use it.

Mr Hayes."

I saw it in masturbating cams website .

It did sound rather industrial . Have no idea the model . All look the same

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

It’s actually possible to rent one out, if you want to try before you buy!

A friend of mine did this for her birthday weekend a couple of years ago- I can’t remember the name of the company she used, but it was delivered in a discrete box by courier, once she confirmed she’d received the delivery and it had not gone to the neighbour she was sent a text message code for the combination lock. She spent 3 days riding this thing to oblivion and back, then packed it away again ready for courier collection!

I had a few obvious questions about hygiene, but it turns out you attach your own dildo, not use a “communal” one- if you don’t own a compatible toy, you can buy something appropriate from the hire company and keep it for future rentals!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I thought this was a movie quotes thread, with the first one being by Sarah Connor in Terminator 2

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"We have the UFuc pro it's very good but like what seems to be the rule of thumb it's quite noisy so we rarely use it.

Mr Hayes.

I saw it in masturbating cams website .

It did sound rather industrial . Have no idea the model . All look the same "

Are you meant to say that about those performing?

Oh you were talking about the machine they were using.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have the UFuc pro it's very good but like what seems to be the rule of thumb it's quite noisy so we rarely use it.

Mr Hayes.

I saw it in masturbating cams website .

It did sound rather industrial . Have no idea the model . All look the same

Are you meant to say that about those performing?

Oh you were talking about the machine they were using. "

I saw one randomly once online . It sounded very loud n industrial .

The machine . Not the lady who was performing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping an eye too.

I'd love one of those but conflicted about which ones.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

I thought this would be a thread generally berating the baddies in The Terminator…

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I can do a pretty good robot voice if anyone is short a few quid and can't afford to get one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half man half machine

What does it mean ?

What does it mean ?

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Keeping an eye too.

I'd love one of those but conflicted about which ones. "

Theres many machines that can use a bring your own dildo to try out a sex machine.

However I dont know of any arranged events where this has been made possible.

I dont know of any swinger clubs that have organised bring your own sex machine either.

Any club that would do it would need to create a seperate locked fused plug to plug into.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"Half man half machine

What does it mean ?

What does it mean ? "

Is buying 10 fags your quest by any chance?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Half man half machine

What does it mean ?

What does it mean ?

Is buying 10 fags your quest by any chance?"

He'd buy that for a dollar

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By *an hjCouple
over a year ago

Stowmarket

I have a " toolbox" machine, pretty basic, but does what I want, bit noisy, but good fun.

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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago

Solihull and Brentwood

Just wondering if Pelaton, are missing out on a golden business opportunity?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I say the same about anything involving Microsoft or Apple

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By *lean_CutMan
over a year ago

Rasen area


"We are looking at buying a fucking machine and just wondered if anyone has got one and if they'd recommend it.

Any top tips on one's to buy and ones to avoid etc. "

They’re called men - no..?

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