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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I just love eating pussy.

Nothing like the taste of a woman's juices.

Mmmmm can I tongue your pussy baby.

Give me the most gorgeous funny guy on earth, utters one of the above phrases and I could honestly puke.

Actually throw up.

I mean, judging by what i read on here I'm pretty sure I'm alone in this.

But no!! Just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would bash the gash work ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would bash the gash work ?"

I'm gonna say no...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would bash the gash work ?

I'm gonna say no..."

I'll give it some more thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had us in the first half not gonna lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank "

Were** stupid fucking phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would bash the gash work ?

I'm gonna say no..."

What about "snarl at the buzzby"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone "

Take your hand off your cock, always helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about licking sugar puff

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You had us in the first half not gonna lie "

Soz

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone

Take your hand off your cock, always helps."

Where else would I put it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, we hate it too.

There's a lot of often used sex phrases that instantly turn us off.

I blame a lot of it on porn.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about licking sugar puff "

Well it kinda made me smile. Could work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher "

Please don't ruin my dreams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone

Take your hand off your cock, always helps.

Where else would I put it? "

I'm not even gonna go there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher "

On here ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about licking sugar puff

Well it kinda made me smile. Could work. "

Honey Monster at you’re service

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah, we hate it too.

There's a lot of often used sex phrases that instantly turn us off.

I blame a lot of it on porn.

MrWho."

Yes!

It's just the way they describe it, which I'm sure is meant in a way to turn you on but there's a reason I don't eat before browsing fab.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

How about if he can lick pussy for hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone

Take your hand off your cock, always helps.

Where else would I put it?

I'm not even gonna go there..."

A diagram maybe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about if he can lick pussy for hours?"

This is a great script for a horror movie.

Pure torture.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn it. I thought you’d turned lez and we’re about to put on a show.

Be back after a wank

Were** stupid fucking phone

Take your hand off your cock, always helps.

Where else would I put it?

I'm not even gonna go there...

A diagram maybe? "

I need more coffee first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to lap upon your juices...."

My vagene instantly clamped shut after reading that little gem of a message.

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

w

Guys that can actually do it well don’t often advertise it so crudely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, do you do grapefruiting?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher

On here ?"

You know I never thought to look

Turns out there's a whole variety of munchers on fab - pussy, minge, rug, honey, haggis, muff and ass to name a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""I want to lap upon your juices...."

My vagene instantly clamped shut after reading that little gem of a message."

I've had "I want to drink your juices" wtf!! Have a coffee mate, it's nicer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, do you do grapefruiting? "

I refuse to Google

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market."

This is a thing I have experienced a good few times over the years . Clean your deck ahab I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google "
damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"How about if he can lick pussy for hours?

This is a great script for a horror movie.

Pure torture. "

Just lie back and read a book. If a page gets stuck I'm sure he'll lick your finger for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market."

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear Ryan Reynolds refers to himself as King Pussy Muncher

On here ?

You know I never thought to look

Turns out there's a whole variety of munchers on fab - pussy, minge, rug, honey, haggis, muff and ass to name a few "

Are they all fattening ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market."

I once Magic Powdered my foof before a meet and that distinct chemical smell would just not come off. I did warn him....He still went down there and when he came back up his face looked like this He uttered the words "you taste gorgeous". He was so obviously insincere, I just laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

"

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?! "

Ok I googled.

Why????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Guys that can actually do it well don’t often advertise it so crudely "

Guys can do it well??

Who knew.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, we hate it too.

There's a lot of often used sex phrases that instantly turn us off.

I blame a lot of it on porn.

MrWho.

Yes!

It's just the way they describe it, which I'm sure is meant in a way to turn you on but there's a reason I don't eat before browsing fab. "

Whatever happened to the days when porn had slightly cheeky dialogue and funky music. Most of the stuff I've seen that's made recently is just crass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about if he can lick pussy for hours?

This is a great script for a horror movie.

Pure torture.

Just lie back and read a book. If a page gets stuck I'm sure he'll lick your finger for you "

I shuddered. Not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

Ok I googled.

Why????"

I don’t know but I’d like to try receiving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Guys that can actually do it well don’t often advertise it so crudely

Guys can do it well??

Who knew."

Could stay down there for hours

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Oh I just love eating pussy.

Nothing like the taste of a woman's juices.

Mmmmm can I tongue your pussy baby.

Give me the most gorgeous funny guy on earth, utters one of the above phrases and I could honestly puke.

Actually throw up.

I mean, judging by what i read on here I'm pretty sure I'm alone in this.

But no!! Just no.

"

You forgot ' for hours...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm'

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

I once Magic Powdered my foof before a meet and that distinct chemical smell would just not come off. I did warn him....He still went down there and when he came back up his face looked like this He uttered the words "you taste gorgeous". He was so obviously insincere, I just laughed."

Magic powder id of stayed down there if it was "magic" powder but then I'd be talking shit for hours after

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

Ok I googled.

Why????

I don’t know but I’d like to try receiving "

I'd love to know who actually discovered this first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

I once Magic Powdered my foof before a meet and that distinct chemical smell would just not come off. I did warn him....He still went down there and when he came back up his face looked like this He uttered the words "you taste gorgeous". He was so obviously insincere, I just laughed."

That stuff is awesome, but yeah it stinks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 08:30:23]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

Ok I googled.

Why????

I don’t know but I’d like to try receiving

I'd love to know who actually discovered this first. "

1000 per cent it was a guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf? "

Who could resist that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?"

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment "

I got meaty body the other day. Dropped my pants so quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[tongue removed by poster from coyote uglys fur coat at 20/08/22 08:30:23]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment "

Porn Fetish. Couple of my bodybuilder female model friends have shall we say very large thick lips down there. They use the term meaty / steak size. When describing their video content they sell to fans .. guys seem to love it that are into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment "

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

Ok I googled.

Why????

I don’t know but I’d like to try receiving

I'd love to know who actually discovered this first.

1000 per cent it was a guy "

Just received his online shop, got a grapefruit as a substitute and thought I know what I can do with that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess tongue punching your fart box is a non starter then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________

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. . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-.,

. . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”:,

. . . . . . . .. .,?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\,

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. . . . . . /(_. . ”~,_. . . ..“~,_. . . . . . . . . .,:`. . . . _/

. . . .. .{.._$;_. . .”=,_. . . .“-,_. . . ,.-~-,}, .~”; /. .. .}

. . .. . .((. . .*~_. . . .”=-._. . .“;,,./`. . /” . . . ./. .. ../

. . . .. . .\`~,. . ..“~.,. . . . . . . . . ..`. . .}. . . . . . ../

. . . . . .(. ..`=-,,. . . .`. . . . . . . . . . . ..(. . . ;_,,-”

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. . . . . . \`~.*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..|,./.....\,__

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. .. `=~-,_\_. . . `\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\

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Looks like a parrot??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[tongue removed by poster from coyote uglys fur coat at 20/08/22 08:30:23] "

How'd you know it's furry??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP, do you do grapefruiting?

I refuse to Google damn. But you also haven’t seen girls trip?!?!

Ok I googled.

Why????

I don’t know but I’d like to try receiving

I'd love to know who actually discovered this first.

1000 per cent it was a guy

Just received his online shop, got a grapefruit as a substitute and thought I know what I can do with that..."

Like the first woman that put a cucumber … you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

I once Magic Powdered my foof before a meet and that distinct chemical smell would just not come off. I did warn him....He still went down there and when he came back up his face looked like this He uttered the words "you taste gorgeous". He was so obviously insincere, I just laughed."

Hmm. This really tickled me and I don't even know what Magic Powder is. I am also loving the word 'foof' - that has to be my new favourite term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, no one can bat 100.

Mistakes will be made.

I think the biggest being the assumption that someone is a piece of meat waiting to be consumed.

I wonder if they talk about their juicy steaks in the same way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I please feast upon your fishy furry flaps for hours.

*runs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[tongue removed by poster from coyote uglys fur coat at 20/08/22 08:30:23]

How'd you know it's furry??"
you announced it last week while on wine 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"May I please feast upon your fishy furry flaps for hours.

*runs*"

I take offence to that. In no circumstance am I ever furry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I please feast upon your fishy furry flaps for hours.

*runs*"

You just had to put the hours bit on and ruin it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

I got meaty body the other day. Dropped my pants so quickly. "

What are people thinking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"May I please feast upon your fishy furry flaps for hours.

*runs*

I take offence to that. In no circumstance am I ever furry."

(Insert Chewbacca growl)

That's in reference to myself!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

I got meaty body the other day. Dropped my pants so quickly.

What are people thinking?"

They've got meat on the brain. I blame these pork pie enthusiasts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck sake! Me and my big mouth. And even that’s not gonna win you over now.

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over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

Porn Fetish. Couple of my bodybuilder female model friends have shall we say very large thick lips down there. They use the term meaty / steak size. When describing their video content they sell to fans .. guys seem to love it that are into it "

I guess we all have things we like that others will find strange but meaty just isn’t a sexual term for me at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[tongue removed by poster from coyote uglys fur coat at 20/08/22 08:30:23]

How'd you know it's furry??you announced it last week while on wine 3 "

Dam wine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect."

A couple of beef patties might work better

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about growling at the badger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Mad cows disease springs to mind

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chair on my face and drown me in that sauce

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How about growling at the badger? "

Growling kinda works.

Badgers aren't for me though.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\

Looks like a parrot??"

I'm seeing a cross between an alien and a sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________

. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~.,

. . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-.,

. . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”:,

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. . . . . ../.`~,. . ..`-.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..\. . /\

. . . . . . \`~.*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..|,./.....\,__

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `:,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . `\. . . . . . ..__

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`--==``

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\

Looks like a parrot??

I'm seeing a cross between an alien and a sausage "

Melting corneto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better "

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________

. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~.,

. . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-.,

. . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”:,

. . . . . . . .. .,?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\,

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. . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`^`.}

. . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:”. . . ./

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. . . . . . /(_. . ”~,_. . . ..“~,_. . . . . . . . . .,:`. . . . _/

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. . . . . ../.`~,. . ..`-.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..\. . /\

. . . . . . \`~.*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..|,./.....\,__

,,_. . . . . }.-._\. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|. . . . . . ..`=~-,

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. . . . . . . . . .`=~-,,.\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `:,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . `\. . . . . . ..__

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`--==``

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\

Looks like a parrot??

I'm seeing a cross between an alien and a sausage

Melting corneto?"

Homer Simpson with a hand on his neck!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?! "

Thats where the term beef curtains comes from

Every day's a school day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?! "

Halloumi fries? I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verily m'lady, one wishes to place ones tongue on thy private parts and move it in a manner that may excite thee

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

love them,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________

. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~.,

. . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-.,

. . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”:,

. . . . . . . .. .,?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\,

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. . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`^`.}

. . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:”. . . ./

. . . . . . .?. . . __. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :`. . . ./

. . . . . . . /__.(. . .“~-,_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`. . . .. ./

. . . . . . /(_. . ”~,_. . . ..“~,_. . . . . . . . . .,:`. . . . _/

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. . .. . .((. . .*~_. . . .”=-._. . .“;,,./`. . /” . . . ./. .. ../

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. . . . . .(. ..`=-,,. . . .`. . . . . . . . . . . ..(. . . ;_,,-”

. . . . . ../.`~,. . ..`-.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..\. . /\

. . . . . . \`~.*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..|,./.....\,__

,,_. . . . . }.-._\. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|. . . . . . ..`=~-,

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `:,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . `\. . . . . . ..__

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`--==``

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\

"

I feel like this should be fabs logo.. no hope, just despair.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in "

I've never had halloumi fries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in "

Damn those things are addictive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Verily m'lady, one wishes to place ones tongue on thy private parts and move it in a manner that may excite thee "

Can you vibrate like my wand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"love them,"

Pussies?

Shocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries. "

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verily m'lady, one wishes to place ones tongue on thy private parts and move it in a manner that may excite thee

Can you vibrate like my wand? "

I can give it a go

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing."

Macdonald's do them??!??

This is surprising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


". . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ________

. . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . ,.-‘”. . . . . . . . . .``~.,

. . . . . . . .. . . . . .,.-”. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .“-.,

. . . . .. . . . . . ..,/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ”:,

. . . . . . . .. .,?. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\,

. . . . . . . . . /. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,}

. . . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`^`.}

. . . . . . . ./. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:”. . . ./

. . . . . . .?. . . __. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . :`. . . ./

. . . . . . . /__.(. . .“~-,_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,:`. . . .. ./

. . . . . . /(_. . ”~,_. . . ..“~,_. . . . . . . . . .,:`. . . . _/

. . . .. .{.._$;_. . .”=,_. . . .“-,_. . . ,.-~-,}, .~”; /. .. .}

. . .. . .((. . .*~_. . . .”=-._. . .“;,,./`. . /” . . . ./. .. ../

. . . .. . .\`~,. . ..“~.,. . . . . . . . . ..`. . .}. . . . . . ../

. . . . . .(. ..`=-,,. . . .`. . . . . . . . . . . ..(. . . ;_,,-”

. . . . . ../.`~,. . ..`-.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..\. . /\

. . . . . . \`~.*-,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..|,./.....\,__

,,_. . . . . }.-._\. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .|. . . . . . ..`=~-,

. .. `=~-,_\_. . . `\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\

. . . . . . . . . .`=~-,,.\,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . `:,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . `\. . . . . . ..__

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .`=-,. . . . . . . . . .,%`--==``

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _\. . . . . ._,-%. . . ..`\"

This reminds me of the sheet music for a Frank Zappa song!

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

Damn those things are addictive. "

Mrs NE got a sharebox of them last night and didn’t eat them and I’ve been tempted to try one this morning.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing."

I'm hoping they will start to do pork fries one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

Macdonald's do them??!??

This is surprising. "

I think they’re a limited time thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

I'm hoping they will start to do pork fries one day"

They could work on the breakfast menu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you wear your flaps like ear muffs as my tongue goes drilling for oil

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By *unx2019Couple
over a year ago

Moray

Well if can't stick my to tongue in your beef curtains any chance of sticking my bone in there instead?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

Macdonald's do them??!??

This is surprising.

I think they’re a limited time thing."

Build my hopes up then knock them down.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

I'm hoping they will start to do pork fries one day

They could work on the breakfast menu. "

I'd be there every morning if they di

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want you wear your flaps like ear muffs as my tongue goes drilling for oil"

Choose the right time of the month you could hit the jackpot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well if can't stick my to tongue in your beef curtains any chance of sticking my bone in there instead????? "

I'm vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[vag removed in favour of anus by poster at 20/08/22 09:05:31]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

Damn those things are addictive.

Mrs NE got a sharebox of them last night and didn’t eat them and I’ve been tempted to try one this morning."

Get on them!

Aldi sell big bags of them too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

Macdonald's do them??!??

This is surprising.

I think they’re a limited time thing.

Build my hopes up then knock them down. "

They’re still available now. They also do a tiramisu McFlurry.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I want you wear your flaps like ear muffs as my tongue goes drilling for oil

Choose the right time of the month you could hit the jackpot. "

Nice, just the image that I wanted this morning. I'm going to go and purge it with your excellent porn drawing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

I'm hoping they will start to do pork fries one day

They could work on the breakfast menu.

I'd be there every morning if they di"

We could make our own and call them pork swords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

Damn those things are addictive.

Mrs NE got a sharebox of them last night and didn’t eat them and I’ve been tempted to try one this morning.

Get on them!

Aldi sell big bags of them too."

Be back soon. I’m off to Aldi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

Macdonald's do them??!??

This is surprising.

I think they’re a limited time thing.

Build my hopes up then knock them down.

They’re still available now. They also do a tiramisu McFlurry."

Oh

My

God

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

I'm hoping they will start to do pork fries one day

They could work on the breakfast menu.

I'd be there every morning if they di

We could make our own and call them pork swords "

Yes, an excellent idea. I like that you are still intersted in our little business venture

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Eating pussy is up there with some of the worst phrases!

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By *arah_cd_4funTV/TS
over a year ago

Ashford

How about, "can I give you an Australian kiss, it's like a French kiss but down under"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

Macdonald's do them??!??

This is surprising.

I think they’re a limited time thing.

Build my hopes up then knock them down.

They’re still available now. They also do a tiramisu McFlurry.

Oh

My

God"

McDonald’s had finally peaked this summer. It’s all downhill from here.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Eating pussy is up there with some of the worst phrases! "

Agreed, phrases like "brexit means brexit" etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

You could have hung a ribeye steak over your foof to give him the full effect.

A couple of beef patties might work better

BA da ba BA baaa...

I'm loving it!

Would you like fries with that?!

Halloumi fries? I’m in

I've never had halloumi fries.

Get to McDonalds today. They are amazing.

I'm hoping they will start to do pork fries one day

They could work on the breakfast menu.

I'd be there every morning if they di

We could make our own and call them pork swords

Yes, an excellent idea. I like that you are still intersted in our little business venture "

I’m 97.8% committed to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eating pussy is up there with some of the worst phrases! "

There's a lot that make me

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Oh I just love eating pussy.

Nothing like the taste of a woman's juices.

Mmmmm can I tongue your pussy baby.

Give me the most gorgeous funny guy on earth, utters one of the above phrases and I could honestly puke.

Actually throw up.

I mean, judging by what i read on here I'm pretty sure I'm alone in this.

But no!! Just no.

"

Mange la flange……?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

Porn Fetish. Couple of my bodybuilder female model friends have shall we say very large thick lips down there. They use the term meaty / steak size. When describing their video content they sell to fans .. guys seem to love it that are into it "

Can lifting weights honestly increase the size of lips? What exercises?

*Asking for a friend*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

Porn Fetish. Couple of my bodybuilder female model friends have shall we say very large thick lips down there. They use the term meaty / steak size. When describing their video content they sell to fans .. guys seem to love it that are into it

Can lifting weights honestly increase the size of lips? What exercises?

*Asking for a friend*"

Depends what you use to lift the weights with I guess...

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By *ussy licker99Man
over a year ago

smethwick

I enjoy licking pussy

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I enjoy licking pussy "

We would never of known

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They always assume we taste good, what if we taste like a trip to last weeks fish market.

Apparently a sweaty pussy is also rather appealing to some.

Someone messaged us saying they wanted my wife’s “Meaty pussy”. Wtf?

Who could resist that?

I still can’t work out how they thought that was either sexy or a compliment

Porn Fetish. Couple of my bodybuilder female model friends have shall we say very large thick lips down there. They use the term meaty / steak size. When describing their video content they sell to fans .. guys seem to love it that are into it

Can lifting weights honestly increase the size of lips? What exercises?

*Asking for a friend*"

Certain *cough* supplements *cough* can increase the size down there but would also come with a lot of side effects.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I enjoy licking pussy

We would never of known "

Pussylicker100 likes it more though

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Love it

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By *ussy licker99Man
over a year ago

smethwick


"Love it "

I do love it

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I wanna lick you like a cheap envelope.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

If they knew they would need a strimmer to get past your bush, followed by cream to kill your crabs and the piles that are on show like a small bunch of grapes hanging out your butt then I'm sure they wouldn't offer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wanna lick you like a cheap envelope. "

Spit on it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they knew they would need a strimmer to get past your bush, followed by cream to kill your crabs and the piles that are on show like a small bunch of grapes hanging out your butt then I'm sure they wouldn't offer "

That's the last time I send you a picture.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"I wanna lick you like a cheap envelope.

Spit on it?"

Only way that fecker is sticking.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot


"If they knew they would need a strimmer to get past your bush, followed by cream to kill your crabs and the piles that are on show like a small bunch of grapes hanging out your butt then I'm sure they wouldn't offer

That's the last time I send you a picture. "

I don't think the therapy will ever help me recover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they knew they would need a strimmer to get past your bush, followed by cream to kill your crabs and the piles that are on show like a small bunch of grapes hanging out your butt then I'm sure they wouldn't offer

That's the last time I send you a picture.

I don't think the therapy will ever help me recover "

I'm sorry

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Eating pussy is up there with some of the worst phrases! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you prefer

Plating?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"What would you prefer

Plating?"

. Not heard that for years hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if you can get a carton of Woman's Juice in the organic sesction of the supermarket. Maybe in Boothes or somehwere posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot “can lick for hours”

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me

I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too

I love to hear you oralise

When I'm between your thighs

You blow me away

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you

I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly

Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine

If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play

Till we're blown away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the profile updates about their eating skills, reminds me of David Attenborough documentaries where you can hear insects eating squishy grubs.

Sex appeal of an unwiped bum.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"What would you prefer

Plating?"

Is that when you fuck in a suit of armour? If so then my have my attention

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

What’s the benefit of having your cock in a grapefruit when you get a blowy?

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Oh fuck, just googled plating

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Wife loves pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You forgot “can lick for hours” "

Who has that kinda time??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wife loves pussy"

Awesome

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford


"You forgot “can lick for hours”

Who has that kinda time??"

Tongue cramp, ow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lick my plate.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales


"Oh fuck, just googled plating "

Me too!!! Still not as bad as the phrase “eating pussy”

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham


"You forgot “can lick for hours”

Who has that kinda time??"

I usually multitask and fill out my tax returns while I'm down there.

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford


"You forgot “can lick for hours”

Who has that kinda time??

Tongue cramp, ow"

Do like sticking my face in a crotch though, so up for a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You forgot “can lick for hours”

Who has that kinda time??

Tongue cramp, ow

Do like sticking my face in a crotch though, so up for a challenge"

Read the room bro.

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford


"Oh fuck, just googled plating

Me too!!! Still not as bad as the phrase “eating pussy” "

Dunno about that, playing chicken with a turd doesn’t appeal to me

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford


"You forgot “can lick for hours”

Who has that kinda time??

Tongue cramp, ow

Do like sticking my face in a crotch though, so up for a challenge

Read the room bro."

No shit bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You forgot “can lick for hours”

Who has that kinda time??"

I know there’s no way anyone can give oral for hours!

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"Would bash the gash work ?"

So your telling me they the op won't like the praises:

'gagging for a shagging'

'any dick does the trick'

'mouthing ones face off'

'tounging'

'going down...'

'any holes a goal'

'jumping for a pumping'

'cushion for the push in'

'licking out'

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Oh fuck, just googled plating "

Ewwww me too. That’s not what it meant back in the day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would bash the gash work ?

So your telling me they the op won't like the praises:

'gagging for a shagging'

'any dick does the trick'

'mouthing ones face off'

'tounging'

'going down...'

'any holes a goal'

'jumping for a pumping'

'cushion for the push in'

'licking out'"

No she would not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use my tongue to split the slit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use my tongue to split the slit! "

I read that too quickly and thought it said something else

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford


"Use my tongue to split the slit!

I read that too quickly and thought it said something else "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use my tongue to split the slit!

I read that too quickly and thought it said something else "

That’s a hole different fetish.

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford


"Use my tongue to split the slit!

I read that too quickly and thought it said something else

That’s a hole different fetish. "

Ohhhhhhhhh

Back on the plating convo

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"Would bash the gash work ?

So your telling me they the op won't like the praises:

'gagging for a shagging'

'any dick does the trick'

'mouthing ones face off'

'tounging'

'going down...'

'any holes a goal'

'jumping for a pumping'

'cushion for the push in'

'licking out'

No she would not."

Oh damn I knew I should have written

"Moaning for a bonening" that would have changed everything. Lol haha

P.s. OP I am joking just in case you have not realised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a shame, ‘cos if I was going to tongue anyone’s pussy, baby, it would be yours OP. Mmmmmmmm

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I draw the line at Wookies....there a bit Chewy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy licking: a thread ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 17:32:49]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/08/22 17:32:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you thought you’d be last to post, hey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I did "

Schoolboy error, tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok fine you win. I’m out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Ok fine you win. I’m out "

Ah Mr AndHisMagicPickle, you know you’re one of my fave Fabsters so g’wan, reply again and I promise you can have the last word!

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