FabSwingers.com forum: What feels almost as good as sex, but isn’t sex?

By *irty-pair OP Couple
over a year ago

South Essex

I find a really good back scratch almost orgasmic.

Also, not being overdrawn at the end of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting through an episode of Coronation Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wank?

Or a great big poo after you’ve been dying for one for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone stroking my arm and back of my neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting in my bed alone.

First morning coffee.

Hot shower.

Lasagne.

All BETTER than any sex. Fact.

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By *irty-pair OP Couple
over a year ago

South Essex

"Someone stroking my arm and back of my neck."

Oooft! Love this!

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Frank's vanilla ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find a really good back scratch almost orgasmic.

Also, not being overdrawn at the end of the month

Not being overdrawn is… ooooft. That’s better than sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lie in. It’s a lot rarer than sex though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waking up on a day off and realising you can go back to sleep for another hour or two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lie in. It’s a lot rarer than sex though."

Snap!

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Dreaming about sex

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By *jonesMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Waking up on a day off and realising you can go back to sleep for another hour or two."

That's so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first morning coffee

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By *irty-pair OP Couple
over a year ago

South Essex

"My first morning coffee

Ha, just enjoying our first coffee of the day whilst having a lay in. Today is a good day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it's been a long, drab grey winter and you first smell Spring in the air, or see the first lambs in the fields. My heart sings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my neck kissed and bitten hard. Love it mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Telling someone you like them and them saying it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laughing. I love that shit.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Getting a new tattoo.

Puppy cuddles.

Putting your feet in one of those things where the tiny fish eat all the dead skin off them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make an observation on a football match and the commentator says the same seconds later

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Cotton bud ear clean out.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

His kiss x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Pulling on a pair of knickers which have been warmed up on the radiator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza with Manchego cheese, marmite and confit of garlic.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Having my hair or feet gently played with.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I find a really good back scratch almost orgasmic.

Also, not being overdrawn at the end of the month

I actually whole heartedly agree with you OP. I much prefer back scratches than anything sexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tying a girl to a chair nude and making her vagina sing the orgasmic song without touching it

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Tying a girl to a chair nude and making her vagina sing the orgasmic song without touching it "

So like karaoke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting in my bed alone.

First morning coffee.

Hot shower.

Lasagne.

All BETTER than any sex. Fact."

Sounds like you just need someone to give you some better sex!

Obviously not me though, of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting in my bed alone.

First morning coffee.

Hot shower.

Lasagne.

All BETTER than any sex. Fact.

Sounds like you just need someone to give you some better sex!

Obviously not me though, of course... "

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By *aui.Man
over a year ago

around here

"Pulling on a pair of knickers which have been warmed up on the radiator."

Surely this is only a winter thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tying a girl to a chair nude and making her vagina sing the orgasmic song without touching it

So like karaoke?"
more like carol singing

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Nope. Can’t think of anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tying a girl to a chair nude and making her vagina sing the orgasmic song without touching it

So like karaoke?more like carol singing "

Vorderman?

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By *ananas2013Man
over a year ago

wolves

Back rub or watching sex mm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nibbling my ear or lightly biting the back of my neck. It takes me to the verge of orgasm and I am then anybody's

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By *urvySub87Woman
over a year ago

Near Wellingborough

Hang en daaz

Some of the Ben and Jerry's are also an option

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Tying a girl to a chair nude and making her vagina sing the orgasmic song without touching it

So like karaoke?more like carol singing

Vorderman?"

Only when there is maths involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you’ve sat on the end of your chair, making your bum go a bit numb, and you get a not unpleasant tingle as your normal sensation comes back. Or is it only me

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Getting in my bed alone.

First morning coffee.

Hot shower.

Lasagne.

All BETTER than any sex. Fact."

Are we talking homemade Lasagne?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exercise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat closet to the bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find a really good back scratch almost orgasmic.

Also, not being overdrawn at the end of the month

Oo yes my back and neck being stroked is amazing. A nice massage too, sometimes an erotic one can be better then sex itself.

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By *irty-pair OP Couple
over a year ago

South Essex

"I find a really good back scratch almost orgasmic.

Also, not being overdrawn at the end of the month

Oo yes my back and neck being stroked is amazing. A nice massage too, sometimes an erotic one can be better then sex itself. "

Oh yes! Love a naked massage, though never had an erotic one…yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find a really good back scratch almost orgasmic.

Also, not being overdrawn at the end of the month

Oo yes my back and neck being stroked is amazing. A nice massage too, sometimes an erotic one can be better then sex itself.

Oh yes! Love a naked massage, though never had an erotic one…yet!"

Massage always leads to sex cause you ladies get too excited

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"A wank?

Or a great big poo after you’ve been dying for one for ages."

Yup, a really good shit

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By *itnessXxMan
over a year ago

london

So many sexy people... Hmmmmmm massage every nook n crannie

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Eating food

I have turned down sex for food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eating food

I have turned down sex for food

Totally would turn down sex for food too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post flight euphoria.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The release you feel when you find a place to pee after searching for a long time.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A foot massage, or any massage to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say watching cum shoot into a sink and wishing you were a plughole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having my neck kissed and bitten hard. Love it mmmmm"

Same here

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Being out on my bike, in the countryside, on a sunny day.

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