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What a bender

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How much do you have to drink for it to be classed as a proper bender? Or it it a time thing...more than 8 hrs maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been drinking for nearly 40 years must be getting close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average half a pint a day over said 40 years approx 7200 pints

Could that be a bender ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I dont think that counts but if you crammed all those pints into z weekend you'd be king of benders...and probably dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the content I expected when I saw the title of the thread ..

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells


"I've been drinking for nearly 40 years must be getting close "

The endless bender. What my Scottish friends call a ‘permo’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm about 20years too old for any kind of bender.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the word "bender" should only be used if you don't go home for at least a day. Head out on the Friday night and come home sometime on Sunday? That's a bender! Anything less of just a night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm about 20years too old for any kind of bender."

Ohh I bet you have plenty bent round your little finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm about 20years too old for any kind of bender.

Ohh I bet you have plenty bent round your little finger "

I checked, I don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been drinking for nearly 40 years must be getting close

The endless bender. What my Scottish friends call a ‘permo’"

I like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm about 20years too old for any kind of bender.

Ohh I bet you have plenty bent round your little finger

I checked, I don't. "

Both hands ?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Not the content I expected when I saw the title of the thread .. "

Me neither.

I thought it was going to be a thread on 80's school playground insults?

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not the content I expected when I saw the title of the thread ..

Me neither.

I thought it was going to be a thread on 80's school playground insults?

A"

Got to be careful, dont want to upset anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the content I expected when I saw the title of the thread ..

Me neither.

I thought it was going to be a thread on 80's school playground insults?

A

Got to be careful, dont want to upset anyone"

Go on then tell us why you really started the thread you know you want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not the content I expected when I saw the title of the thread ..

Me neither.

I thought it was going to be a thread on 80's school playground insults?

A

Got to be careful, dont want to upset anyone

Go on then tell us why you really started the thread you know you want to "

I just like living on the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the content I expected when I saw the title of the thread ..

Me neither.

I thought it was going to be a thread on 80's school playground insults?

A

Got to be careful, dont want to upset anyone

Go on then tell us why you really started the thread you know you want to

I just like living on the edge "

Is this the edge wow I wished I'd have visited it earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not the content I expected when I saw the title of the thread ..

Me neither.

I thought it was going to be a thread on 80's school playground insults?

A

Got to be careful, dont want to upset anyone

Go on then tell us why you really started the thread you know you want to

I just like living on the edge

Is this the edge wow I wished I'd have visited it earlier "

The fab edge is about 10 paces back from the real edge..you know that, wouldn't want to get banned, I'd have to take up some sort of hobby!

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

You have to have bruises you don't know the origin of and gaps in your memory for it to be a bender.

Bonus points if you lose your wallet or phone. Or both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not the content I expected when I saw the title of the thread ..

Me neither.

I thought it was going to be a thread on 80's school playground insults?

A

Got to be careful, dont want to upset anyone

Go on then tell us why you really started the thread you know you want to

I just like living on the edge

Is this the edge wow I wished I'd have visited it earlier

The fab edge is about 10 paces back from the real edge..you know that, wouldn't want to get banned, I'd have to take up some sort of hobby!"

Make getting banned your hobby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You have to have bruises you don't know the origin of and gaps in your memory for it to be a bender.

Bonus points if you lose your wallet or phone. Or both. "

Easily achieved in Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not the content I expected when I saw the title of the thread ..

Me neither.

I thought it was going to be a thread on 80's school playground insults?

A

Got to be careful, dont want to upset anyone

Go on then tell us why you really started the thread you know you want to

I just like living on the edge

Is this the edge wow I wished I'd have visited it earlier

The fab edge is about 10 paces back from the real edge..you know that, wouldn't want to get banned, I'd have to take up some sort of hobby!

Make getting banned your hobby "

I'm sure some would like that

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I've overdone it if I've thrown up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say drinking nonstop for 12+ hours. Or like the lads holiday type thing of drinking all day, sleep and then straight back on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've overdone it if I've thrown up "

Too much too soon, pace yourself

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"You have to have bruises you don't know the origin of and gaps in your memory for it to be a bender.

Bonus points if you lose your wallet or phone. Or both.

Easily achieved in Liverpool "

Cheeky

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