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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. " Why do you spell Wendi that way? | |||
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"How can I get hot new women to hit up my inbox, dear Auntie? It’s Friday, I’m tired, and I can’t be arsed to message them first. Oh and I’m not ripped, charismatic or hung. So we can’t use any of that as bait. Help me, Auntie "Senior moment? | |||
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"How can I get hot new women to hit up my inbox, dear Auntie? It’s Friday, I’m tired, and I can’t be arsed to message them first. Oh and I’m not ripped, charismatic or hung. So we can’t use any of that as bait. Help me, Auntie
Senior moment?"I’m just having a nap. I’ll respond later  | |||
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"How can I get hot new women to hit up my inbox, dear Auntie? It’s Friday, I’m tired, and I can’t be arsed to message them first. Oh and I’m not ripped, charismatic or hung. So we can’t use any of that as bait. Help me, Auntie
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"Hey Wendi Can you please read my profile and tell me where I may be going wrong It’s so baron here I’m getting tumbles on the home page Cheers Mike " *Tumbles | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. Why do you spell Wendi that way?" Because I spell it with an I not a y. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"How can I get hot new women to hit up my inbox, dear Auntie? It’s Friday, I’m tired, and I can’t be arsed to message them first. Oh and I’m not ripped, charismatic or hung. So we can’t use any of that as bait. Help me, Auntie "Ladies Mr Berks is horny if any of yous read this please say a hello to him. Hope this helps. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"How can I get hot new women to hit up my inbox, dear Auntie? It’s Friday, I’m tired, and I can’t be arsed to message them first. Oh and I’m not ripped, charismatic or hung. So we can’t use any of that as bait. Help me, Auntie
Ladies Mr Berks is horny if any of yous read this please say a hello to him.
Hope this helps.
Love Auntie Wendi x"Thanks Auntie. This is *wonderful* advice
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"Hey Wendi Can you please read my profile and tell me where I may be going wrong It’s so baron here I’m getting tumbles on the home page Cheers Mike " Start a thread on it and you'll get lots of advice from the ladies. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"My latest fwb has started to stick hard boiled eggs up her fufu. She then squats down, clucks like a hen, squeezes them out and expects me to eat them. Is this normal or should I rather go to Wetherspoons for breakfast?" What's normal now a days. They're in a shell so they're covered, why go all the way to Wetherspoonsand pay when you can get for free at home. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"How can I get hot new women to hit up my inbox, dear Auntie? It’s Friday, I’m tired, and I can’t be arsed to message them first. Oh and I’m not ripped, charismatic or hung. So we can’t use any of that as bait. Help me, Auntie
Ladies Mr Berks is horny if any of yous read this please say a hello to him.
Hope this helps.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thanks Auntie. This is *wonderful* advice
Ladies. Ladies!? "If this dosent help start a lonely hearts thread. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. Why do you spell Wendi that way? Because I spell it with an I not a y. Love Auntie Wendi x" And given Auntie is predominantly American spelling versus English Aunty are you American Auntie Wendi? | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. Why do you spell Wendi that way? Because I spell it with an I not a y. Love Auntie Wendi x And given Auntie is predominantly American spelling versus English Aunty are you American Auntie Wendi?" No It's Auntie Wendi as it goes with the I Aunty Wendy goes with the y | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. Why do you spell Wendi that way? Because I spell it with an I not a y. Love Auntie Wendi x And given Auntie is predominantly American spelling versus English Aunty are you American Auntie Wendi? No It's Auntie Wendi as it goes with the I Aunty Wendy goes with the y" I see, you can understand why I might ask I hope given that liquor is largely an American term for spirits | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. Why do you spell Wendi that way? Because I spell it with an I not a y. Love Auntie Wendi x And given Auntie is predominantly American spelling versus English Aunty are you American Auntie Wendi? No It's Auntie Wendi as it goes with the I Aunty Wendy goes with the y I see, you can understand why I might ask I hope given that liquor is largely an American term for spirits " Not really as most tv/cds go by a name they choose for themselves and it's a double entendre. | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. Why do you spell Wendi that way? Because I spell it with an I not a y. Love Auntie Wendi x And given Auntie is predominantly American spelling versus English Aunty are you American Auntie Wendi? No It's Auntie Wendi as it goes with the I Aunty Wendy goes with the y I see, you can understand why I might ask I hope given that liquor is largely an American term for spirits Not really as most tv/cds go by a name they choose for themselves and it's a double entendre." Well every day is a school day I suppose | |||
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"How do I go about getting everyone to ignore me " Hide your profile and don't comment on the forums. But you know we'll always find you Wanko and you can never stay away for long. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"My latest fwb has started to stick hard boiled eggs up her fufu. She then squats down, clucks like a hen, squeezes them out and expects me to eat them. Is this normal or should I rather go to Wetherspoons for breakfast?" My god man she's marriage material, don't let that one go  | |||
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"Can you fix my life?" Your fairy godmother is here to help. Which area needs the most attention. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"dont really need any help at that the moment wendi,, if i do you would be the first i would ask x" That's up to you when you need advice, will I be your first to come to. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Dear Windi Es at tru hat wanking offexts yoor isite?" No it's an old wives tale, just make sure you use lube or you'll get friction burns. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Dearest Auntie Wendi, Why are great women so hard to find? I’ve found 2 but I heard you get 3 in your lifetime. Where Is the last one? Am I unloveable? Steve "Count yourself lucky Steve two have found two already at suck a young age. Some don't find any at all. Remember love will happen when you least expect it. Everyone is lovable my dear. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Auntie Wendi, I don’t have a problem but just wanted to say I admire your work. Best thread ever "Ahh thank you. Well better to do it here as doubt the questions would go down well in OK. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"What's the secret to looking that amazing? Spill the beans lol" Who little old me 
Oh I just put on some Chanel number 5 and lippy.
Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"What's the secret to looking that amazing? Spill the beans lol Who little old me
Oh I just put on some Chanel number 5 and lippy.
Love Auntie Wendi x "Dam so that's just all natural beauty there then if it only takes lippy and chanel | |||
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"What's the secret to looking that amazing? Spill the beans lol Who little old me
Oh I just put on some Chanel number 5 and lippy.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Dam so that's just all natural beauty there then if it only takes lippy and chanel"Gin, desperation and delusion also help. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"What's the secret to looking that amazing? Spill the beans lol Who little old me
Oh I just put on some Chanel number 5 and lippy.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Dam so that's just all natural beauty there then if it only takes lippy and chanel
Gin, desperation and delusion also help.
Love Auntie Wendi x "Dam can't drink gin here. Is rum a good substitute? | |||
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even stray dogs run a mile from me....I’ve wicked tennis elbow from wanking to much | |||
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"Hey auntie Wendi Hope your well.....is there any help for me I’m a complete utter failure I’m fat ugly boring I try and try but nothing even stray dogs run a mile from me....I’ve wicked tennis elbow from wanking to much "Well tennis elbow doesn't impress the ladies. Try socials, clubs, partake in forums more so people can get to know you. Most men tend to think fab is insta shag but it's not. Your one of the many guys on here. There's an abundance of them. Patience is key on here, try taking some more inquisitive pics, your profile is funny just lacks more about your interest. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hey auntie Wendi Hope your well.....is there any help for me I’m a complete utter failure I’m fat ugly boring I try and try but nothing even stray dogs run a mile from me....I’ve wicked tennis elbow from wanking to much
Well tennis elbow doesn't impress the ladies.
Try socials, clubs, partake in forums more so people can get to know you.
Most men tend to think fab is insta shag but it's not.
Your one of the many guys on here. There's an abundance of them.
Patience is key on here, try taking some more inquisitive pics, your profile is funny just lacks more about your interest.
Love Auntie Wendi x
"Thanks auntie Wendi, I was slightly over exaggerating with the tennis elbow but it does hurt needs a bit of a rub I’ll take your advice on board aunti and thanks again  | |||
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"Hey auntie Wendi Hope your well.....is there any help for me I’m a complete utter failure I’m fat ugly boring I try and try but nothing even stray dogs run a mile from me....I’ve wicked tennis elbow from wanking to much
Well tennis elbow doesn't impress the ladies.
Try socials, clubs, partake in forums more so people can get to know you.
Most men tend to think fab is insta shag but it's not.
Your one of the many guys on here. There's an abundance of them.
Patience is key on here, try taking some more inquisitive pics, your profile is funny just lacks more about your interest.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thanks auntie Wendi,
I was slightly over exaggerating with the tennis elbow but it does hurt needs a bit of a rub I’ll take your advice on board aunti and thanks again "Well just make sure it's only your elbow you're rubbing. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Hey auntie Wendi Hope your well.....is there any help for me I’m a complete utter failure I’m fat ugly boring I try and try but nothing even stray dogs run a mile from me....I’ve wicked tennis elbow from wanking to much
Well tennis elbow doesn't impress the ladies.
Try socials, clubs, partake in forums more so people can get to know you.
Most men tend to think fab is insta shag but it's not.
Your one of the many guys on here. There's an abundance of them.
Patience is key on here, try taking some more inquisitive pics, your profile is funny just lacks more about your interest.
Love Auntie Wendi x
Thanks auntie Wendi,
I was slightly over exaggerating with the tennis elbow but it does hurt needs a bit of a rub I’ll take your advice on board aunti and thanks again
Well just make sure it's only your elbow you're rubbing.
Love Auntie Wendi x "Of course I’ve got the deep heat on it now | |||
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"What's sexiest ?..blue sparkly pants?..Black fishnet pants.?..Black shiny pants ..or no pants at all? "It really depends on the person wearing them and the other persons view on them wearing them. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Why is common sense not so common?" It really depends on the person in question. If you stick your hand in a fire is it going to burn yes. That's common sense but some people still have to have to test the theory which isn't common sense. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Dearest Auntie Wendi, Why are great women so hard to find? I’ve found 2 but I heard you get 3 in your lifetime. Where Is the last one? Am I unloveable? Steve
Count yourself lucky Steve two have found two already at suck a young age. Some don't find any at all.
Remember love will happen when you least expect it.
Everyone is lovable my dear.
Love Auntie Wendi x " | |||
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"OK wendi, here's a genuine problem for you, see what you think. My junkie next door neighbour od'd and died a few weeks ago, after years of putting up with shouting, screaming, hammering and banging, streams of other junkies coming through the communal hallways, I'm quite relieved... should I feel guilty about this, or should I put the flags out and shout hooray ?.. " Not feeling guilty for someone you never cared about isn't wrong. Being joyful and celebrating someone's death isn't a nice thing. Although the things you'd to put up with weren't nice unfortunately. This person suffered from an addiction and at the end of the day no matter the circumstances this was still someone's son. Although they ment nothing to you and you'd to put up with alot of bad and probably dangerous situations, it's OK to feel happy you don't it's not ok to celebrate someone's death. Just remember they're at peace now and so are you. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Thankyou... however, it was a woman. By 'put the flags out' what I meant is secretly be relieved, I'm not a monster. The people I've spoken to about this all seem to have the politically correct opinion of 'it's not her fault blah blah blah' but I have a real sensible opinion of it was never a case of if, just when." Unfortunately when it's hard-core drugs this usually is the end result if the don't seek or get help. Unfortunately no one knows why she started, most don't realise the severity that can take place when they try them. I realise you're not a monster. It's only human nature to wonder is it right to feel joy in someone's death. It's not joy it's relief your joyful you don't have to put up with it anymore. She's at peace now and you'll hopefully have peace too. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Dear Auntie Wendi Had a bit of luck this week but want more more more. How can I get all the hot dates. *asking for a friend " Tell me about it, tell me about it. Hope you got that reference. Well count yourself lucky some don't get any on here. Hopefully they might want more. If you got a meet keep doing what you're doing and hopefully you'll get more. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. " How’s my profile look? | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. " I know some women will say size doesn't matter,it's how you use it.. Seriously,if you are way below average in that department it is so worrying to a guy. Any advice here Wendi ? | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. How’s my profile look? " To long and to late to read it sorry. Start a thread on it for advice forum loves them. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. I know some women will say size doesn't matter,it's how you use it.. Seriously,if you are way below average in that department it is so worrying to a guy. Any advice here Wendi ?" Don’t worry about it. Some women prefer a man to have a smaller tackle rather than large monster. It’s just a case of finding one | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. I know some women will say size doesn't matter,it's how you use it.. Seriously,if you are way below average in that department it is so worrying to a guy. Any advice here Wendi ?" No. As there's you toys, lots of other things to introduce you've two hands and a tongue too. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. How’s my profile look? To long and to late to read it sorry. Start a thread on it for advice forum loves them. Love Auntie Wendi x " I’ll do one tomorrow. This time of night hardly anyone is on here | |||
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"Dear Windi Es at tru hat wanking offexts yoor isite? No it's an old wives tale, just make sure you use lube or you'll get friction burns. Love Auntie Wendi x " Fank Auntie you taht is a reeleaf. | |||
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"Serious question Pictures of me most containing food Question Do you think I should get my cock out "You're safer having ine in private so if the other person asks to see it you can send it privately. They don't need to be plastered all over a profile. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Serious question Pictures of me most containing food Question Do you think I should get my cock out
You're safer having ine in private so if the other person asks to see it you can send it privately.
They don't need to be plastered all over a profile.
Love Auntie Wendi x "Thank you only got one thanks for advice keep it hidden till anyone asks for it can see any one asking for it though Thank you Wendi x  | |||
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"aunt wendi, do you think one picture on my profile of my torso and cock is enough x" Yes it goes into the top five category of must see pics on a profile. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"Dear aunti wendi are you veri bendi? " Less as I get older. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"How did you get so good at giving out advice/solutions? Also morning there" Years of practise my dear. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"How did you get so good at giving out advice/solutions? Also morning there Years of practise my dear. Love Auntie Wendi x " Need to get some practice in here then. Any tips on where to start | |||
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"How did you get so good at giving out advice/solutions? Also morning there Years of practise my dear. Love Auntie Wendi x Need to get some practice in here then. Any tips on where to start" Just be you all I can say. Love Auntie Wendi x | |||
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"How did you get so good at giving out advice/solutions? Also morning there Years of practise my dear. Love Auntie Wendi x Need to get some practice in here then. Any tips on where to start Just be you all I can say. Love Auntie Wendi x " Dam dropping some real advice. Love it and thanks | |||
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