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"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice "Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation | |||
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"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice
Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation "Not my culture, appropriate away! | |||
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"The old lady who was reaching for it when you snatched it from the buffet." Sainsbury's have a buffet?! I never knew!  | |||
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"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier " Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes | |||
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"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier " Hey if we got them together well what a gala pie that could be | |||
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"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice
Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation
Not my culture, appropriate away! "Excellent  | |||
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"Who's jealous?" I am. I was contemplating getting some Tesco finest scotch eggs but decided against it. Now..... | |||
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"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice "I love haggis  | |||
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"Did you stick a candle in it?  "Nah, I fear that would make a fire hazard | |||
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"Who's jealous? I am. I was contemplating getting some Tesco finest scotch eggs but decided against it. Now..... "When in doubt, always get the scotch eggs. This is my advice of the year | |||
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"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice
I love haggis "Have you considered moving to scotland? | |||
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"Michael Gove would be proud of that substantial meal. " So would Alan Partridge to be fair. | |||
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"Who's jealous? I am. I was contemplating getting some Tesco finest scotch eggs but decided against it. Now.....
When in doubt, always get the scotch eggs. This is my advice of the year "Sound advice I wish I'd had about 30 minutes ago. | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking." I dont have any. Somebody once suggested what can only be described as a deviled scotch egg to me once though | |||
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"Not me....... filthy things "
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking." Quite nice with a bit of HP as well | |||
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"Who's jealous? I am. I was contemplating getting some Tesco finest scotch eggs but decided against it. Now.....
When in doubt, always get the scotch eggs. This is my advice of the year
Sound advice I wish I'd had about 30 minutes ago."I feel the pain, this is why I add it to my shopping list every friday. | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking." It has to be tomato ketchup doesn't it? Though salad cream is the only thing to put on salad. None of that mayo stuff. | |||
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"Who's jealous?" Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. It has to be tomato ketchup doesn't it? Though salad cream is the only thing to put on salad. None of that mayo stuff." Ketchup would just overpower the deliciousness of both the egg and the scotch though | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating " I did not, I wish I had now though | |||
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"I bloody love scotch eggs.  "Treat yourself to an egg from the highland Jimminy Billy Bob | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though" It's got me wondering what I can have now | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating " Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...  | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. It has to be tomato ketchup doesn't it? Though salad cream is the only thing to put on salad. None of that mayo stuff. Ketchup would just overpower the deliciousness of both the egg and the scotch though" Not if you only use a small amount per bite. | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie... "Does that mean you like the jelly? | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. It has to be tomato ketchup doesn't it? Though salad cream is the only thing to put on salad. None of that mayo stuff. Ketchup would just overpower the deliciousness of both the egg and the scotch though Not if you only use a small amount per bite." I'd rather use mustard which should compliment it nicely | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie... "So you can eat the jelly on its own? | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie... " for me,it's the only way to eat one. I do agree on the pork one, has to hold its jelly | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now" Scotch eggs, you are welcome | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...
So you can eat the jelly on its own? "You can if you want to, but why would you? | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...
So you can eat the jelly on its own? "No, I bloody run away from them both gagging badly | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome "Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight | |||
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"Did you stick a candle in it?
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome
Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight"I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...
So you can eat the jelly on its own?
No, I bloody run away from them both gagging badly "*shakes head in dissapointment* | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome
Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight"Gutting! | |||
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"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes" Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie | |||
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"Did you stick a candle in it?
Nah, I fear that would make a fire hazard
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome
Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight
I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club "No fruit clubs? What. That's like a scotch egg without the sausage meat | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome
Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight
I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club "I didnt even know this existed | |||
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"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie" I have not. They probably would sell them in Aylesbury anyway | |||
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"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie" What are their gala pies like? | |||
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"I purchased this morning ready to have during the next few days. 2 scotch eggs, 2 gala slices ( pork and egg) . Plus pack of honey cured ham. Also coleslaw , cucumber and lettuce. "Sounds like quite the party! | |||
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"I purchased this morning ready to have during the next few days. 2 scotch eggs, 2 gala slices ( pork and egg) . Plus pack of honey cured ham. Also coleslaw , cucumber and lettuce. "Picnic round yours then, I'll bring the sausage rolls | |||
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"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them. NBVN x" Mr NBVN has good taste then | |||
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"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them. NBVN x Mr NBVN has good taste then "He does indeed 
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"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them. NBVN x Mr NBVN has good taste then
He does indeed
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"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them. NBVN x Mr NBVN has good taste then
He does indeed
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...
So you can eat the jelly on its own?
You can if you want to, but why would you?"Because it's delicious | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome
Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight
I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club
I didnt even know this existed "Fruit club were lovely. | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating Argh..... this sounds as bad as when the jelly falls out of a Pork Pie...
So you can eat the jelly on its own?
You can if you want to, but why would you?
Because it's delicious "It is, but the whole pork pie ensemble is nicer | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome
Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight
I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club
I didnt even know this existed
Fruit club were lovely."I know imagine my disappointment when I found out they had been discontinued | |||
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"I have never eaten a Scotch egg and they don't appeal to me. Mr NBVN likes them. NBVN x Mr NBVN has good taste then
He does indeed
NBVN x
Don't class yourself in the same category as scotch eggs my love " ... you'd pick a Scotch egg over me any day haha
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome
Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight
I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club
I didnt even know this existed
Fruit club were lovely.
I know imagine my disappointment when I found out they had been discontinued "That's how I felt when I found out that basis bitter shandy is discontinued | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome
Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight
I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club
I didnt even know this existed
Fruit club were lovely.
I know imagine my disappointment when I found out they had been discontinued
That's how I felt when I found out that basis bitter shandy is discontinued "You mean Shandy Bass, lovely stuff | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content "I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in? | |||
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"Who's jealous? Did you pop the egg out, squirt some salad cream onto the sausage and then pop the egg back in, before eating I did not, I wish I had now though It's got me wondering what I can have now Scotch eggs, you are welcome
Grand total of 0 scotch eggs in three fridge, cheese on toast is the best option tonight
I miss toast toppers, especially the curry one, almost as upsetting as finding out they no longer make fruit club
I didnt even know this existed
Fruit club were lovely.
I know imagine my disappointment when I found out they had been discontinued
That's how I felt when I found out that basis bitter shandy is discontinued
You mean Shandy Bass, lovely stuff "Was lovely. You cany get it any more | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?"My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies "Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy"He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now. | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now."Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going  | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.
Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going "I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth. | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.
Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going
I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth."I won a 1000 tickets the other week! | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.
Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going
I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth."I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!... ...Wait, I didnt think that through  | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.
Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going
I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.
I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...
...Wait, I didnt think that through "Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms. | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.
Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going
I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.
I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...
...Wait, I didnt think that through
Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms. "I think that would warrant a separate thread | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.
Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going
I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.
I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...
...Wait, I didnt think that through
Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms. "That's a pretty decent idea, although holier than though tesco.peobably wouldnt stock them | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.
Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going
I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.
I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...
...Wait, I didnt think that through
Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms.
I think that would warrant a separate thread "Nonsense, the thread is only half full | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.
Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going
I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.
I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...
...Wait, I didnt think that through
Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms.
That's a pretty decent idea, although holier than though tesco.peobably wouldnt stock them"We’d just have to make some horse meat products and they’d be all over it | |||
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"Who remembers that pork spin link that used to crash your computer with a bloke helicoptering?
"Ahh meat spin, I used to type the link into a guys search engine at work but not actually enter it | |||
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"Was it a chorizo one from the M&S deli counter? I'm jealous if it was " It wasnt, it was a sainsbury's taste the difference one | |||
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"I’m here for all this pork based snack content
I'm thinking of starting a pork based snack company, do you want in?
My dad is a Muslim and would disown me but I think it would be worth it just for the free pork pies
Dad or pork? Dad or pork? Yeah that is a toughy
He’s had me for almost 35 years. It’s the porks turn now.
Excellent news. I just just need 250k and we can get going
I have £2.50 and 243 tickets for the amusements in Tynemouth.
I dont think your heart is really in this business venture is it? You just want to take my pork!...
...Wait, I didnt think that through
Ooo we could make all the names of the products euphemisms.
That's a pretty decent idea, although holier than though tesco.peobably wouldnt stock them
We’d just have to make some horse meat products and they’d be all over it "Only if it was still labelled as pork though, they wouldnt want to upset the sensibilities of the masses | |||
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"Who remembers that pork spin link that used to crash your computer with a bloke helicoptering?
Ahh meat spin, I used to type the link into a guys search engine at work but not actually enter it "If I remember correctly it had Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round playing in the background too | |||
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"I don't think the ones we get here would be anything to drool about. " That's london for you. They like jellies eels for christ's sake. That's a joke btw, I quite like jellies eels | |||
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"Who remembers that pork spin link that used to crash your computer with a bloke helicoptering?
Ahh meat spin, I used to type the link into a guys search engine at work but not actually enter it
If I remember correctly it had Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round playing in the background too "I bet pete steel loved that | |||
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"Who remembers that pork spin link that used to crash your computer with a bloke helicoptering?
Ahh meat spin, I used to type the link into a guys search engine at work but not actually enter it
If I remember correctly it had Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round playing in the background too
I bet pete steel loved that" | |||
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"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie What are their gala pies like?" They only do portk pues Hand reared pastry | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking." Great idea | |||
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"I would be but I had a mini pork and caramelized onion pie earlier Only Dickinson and Morris pork pies exist I my eyes Evidently you've not tried a Powell's of Whitchurch (salop) pork pie What are their gala pies like? They only do portk pues Hand reared pastry " Congratulations! You are the 100th poster on this thread. You win a scotch egg | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea" Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk " Salad cream on a scotch egg actually | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk Salad cream on a scotch egg actually" He's got porking on the brain. | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk Salad cream on a scotch egg actually He's got porking on the brain. " What's new? He loves his pork he does | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk Salad cream on a scotch egg actually" I’m still not sure about that but I have it on fish finfers so I guess that’s weird enough. | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk Salad cream on a scotch egg actually He's got porking on the brain. " Your diagram has really got me going | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk Salad cream on a scotch egg actually He's got porking on the brain. Your diagram has really got me going "I'm here for all you porn needs. In picture form!! | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk Salad cream on a scotch egg actually He's got porking on the brain. Your diagram has really got me going
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"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice
Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation
Not my culture, appropriate away! "Scotch egg is scottish and haggis is scottish, fill yer boots! | |||
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk Salad cream on a scotch egg actually He's got porking on the brain. Your diagram has really got me going
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"Hmm....I had a haggis one a few weeks ago, with a runny centre. That was nice
Ooo, I've never had haggis before. For.me I think it would be classed as cultural appropriation
Not my culture, appropriate away!
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"Did you dip it in salad cream? Elite tier snacking. Great idea Can’t be arsed to go back through the thread but who the fuck said salad cream on a pork pie? This is fighting talk Salad cream on a scotch egg actually He's got porking on the brain. Your diagram has really got me going
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"I purchased this morning ready to have during the next few days. 2 scotch eggs, 2 gala slices ( pork and egg) . Plus pack of honey cured ham. Also coleslaw , cucumber and lettuce.
Picnic round yours then, I'll bring the sausage rolls "I hate to say this. Have sausage rolls also. Yes frozen but cooked in twenty minutes | |||
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"I don't think the ones we get here would be anything to drool about. That's london for you. They like jellies eels for christ's sake. That's a joke btw, I quite like jellies eels "I couldn't eat a jellied eel. | |||
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"I don't think the ones we get here would be anything to drool about. That's london for you. They like jellies eels for christ's sake. That's a joke btw, I quite like jellies eels
I couldn't eat a jellied eel."Yes well, I will eat virtually anything | |||
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