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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.. at that big mass social thing that’s going on, I’ll probably be sat in front of the telly in my underpants munching on Pringles.

If you’re doing any parties / socialising / shagging over the next few days, have a wonderful time.

In the meantime who’s joining me (virtually, obviously, I don’t want you *anywhere* near me in real life

) sat inside scratching your balls / tits* (*delete as appropriate) wondering where your social life disappeared to?

Shall we form a club? Who’s having cake? Apparently that’s a thing on the Forums isn’t it? What flavour?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'll go to pub tomorrow, I have nothing better to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring the wine

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for kebab delivery

Two half hours ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you

Oh a few bottles you say?

Keep them chilled.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I might have a whine too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

^ I think I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

This made me chuckle.

I've been to a few socials but I find them clicky

They're hard to penetrate. Pun intended

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you

Oh a few bottles you say?

Keep them chilled. "

You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?

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By *risky FoxesCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle Emlyn/Stourport

Chinese, pajamas, might shave my legs……..

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I have grey jogger on - that's a thing for women these days (stays ahead of the game).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Wine .... and cake

... that could work?@

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A really big mega filled with cream Victoria Sponge would rock my world right now.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I will be working all weekend...keeping myself distracted x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

Yes! I’ve (virtually) pulled! e-pulled!? i-pulled!? I dunno what you’d call it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh for goodness sake, I'm in the Manchester region today too.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

Northampton will be soon at least

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm off to a 60th birthday party tomorrow

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"A really big mega filled with cream Victoria Sponge would rock my world right now."

A decent Victoria sponge to get your schnozel into can be so good. I know a place that does over sized eclairs, like 3 or 4" thick and as long as your arm, they're alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

^ I think I’m in

Do it quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cakes if you want some x and will have cheesecake tomorrow when I make it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you

Oh a few bottles you say?

Keep them chilled.

You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?"

Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Haven't made this one, working all weekend so just a quiet one in front of the box with goodies for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have cakes if you want some x and will have cheesecake tomorrow when I make it x "

DM me if you want to courier some down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

Northampton will be soon at least"
there's a social in Northampton!! I've been away too long x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I would like to apply for the club membership, please.

I don’t like Pringles but I have the wine.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you

Oh a few bottles you say?

Keep them chilled.

You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?

Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either? "
you mean they have other things other than a cork, omg, how common

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"A really big mega filled with cream Victoria Sponge would rock my world right now.

A decent Victoria sponge to get your schnozel into can be so good. I know a place that does over sized eclairs, like 3 or 4" thick and as long as your arm, they're alright

Count me in on a bit of that action!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who are going enjoy. I’ll be on a plane and if I wasn’t I’d be watching the Joshua Usky fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

Northampton will be soon at least"

I spend half my life out in that town as it is drinking with various people ha ha

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you

Oh a few bottles you say?

Keep them chilled.

You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?

Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either? "

I'm a big fan of the screw cap. Corks are just unnecessary in this day and age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

Northampton will be soon at least there's a social in Northampton!! I've been away too long x "

Details will be out soon

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

Northampton will be soon at least

I spend half my life out in that town as it is drinking with various people ha ha "

I intend to spend a lot more time there in the future

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Haven't made this one, working all weekend so just a quiet one in front of the box with goodies for me "

What are these "goodies" that you speak of, fåir maiden?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you

Oh a few bottles you say?

Keep them chilled.

You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?

Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either?

I'm a big fan of the screw cap. Corks are just unnecessary in this day and age"

Pah! Both are unnecessary these days. M&S sell pre-filled plastic glasses with a polythene lid. That’s the way forward!

(Sod the environment, we’ll all be dead anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never wanted to be in Manchester sooo much

J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

Yes! I’ve (virtually) pulled! e-pulled!? i-pulled!? I dunno what you’d call it?

"Getting Comfy"

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you

Oh a few bottles you say?

Keep them chilled.

You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?

Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either?

I'm a big fan of the screw cap. Corks are just unnecessary in this day and age

Pah! Both are unnecessary these days. M&S sell pre-filled plastic glasses with a polythene lid. That’s the way forward!

(Sod the environment, we’ll all be dead anyway

^He's unaffected by the CoLC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

Northampton will be soon at least

I spend half my life out in that town as it is drinking with various people ha ha

I intend to spend a lot more time there in the future

Stick with us lot and you'll be in a ladies bed in no time......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The social thing, sounds like pure hell personally. It's like a works do, I see enough of them on here, i don't want to socialise with them.

But, yeah Netflix and wine here. It is Friday right??

I have a few bottles here that I somehow need to get to you

Oh a few bottles you say?

Keep them chilled.

You dont chill red wine. What kind of a monster do you think I am?

Oh jeez you are posh, I bet they aren't screw cap either?

I'm a big fan of the screw cap. Corks are just unnecessary in this day and age

Pah! Both are unnecessary these days. M&S sell pre-filled plastic glasses with a polythene lid. That’s the way forward!

(Sod the environment, we’ll all be dead anyway

Whhhaaaaattt??

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Tea and doughnuts and Netflix for me.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

Northampton will be soon at least

I spend half my life out in that town as it is drinking with various people ha ha

I intend to spend a lot more time there in the future

Stick with us lot and you'll be in a ladies bed in no time......"

That would be the ideal scenario yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea and doughnuts and Netflix for me. "

Where's the cake gone?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m working all weekend but my flat is being used as a base of operations for the social…

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Haven't made this one, working all weekend so just a quiet one in front of the box with goodies for me

What are these "goodies" that you speak of, fåir maiden?"

Mr Pringles and Miss Skittles

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I was meant to be there but had to cancel, I'm about to stuff my face with sausage rolls while watching TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an allergy to Manchester. I’ll be at my solo social at Soze Towers.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’ll join! I’m scratching my foof which is due a wax next Wednesday though. I like fluffing up the hair.

And I was meant to be at the Manchester social, but when the message went out about the venue I was hidden. So they didn’t send it

then I completely forgot about it!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Haven't made this one, working all weekend so just a quiet one in front of the box with goodies for me

What are these "goodies" that you speak of, fåir maiden?

Mr Pringles and Miss Skittles

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Why are Pringles masculine and Skittles feminine? Either way it's a sweet-and-sour affair!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I might have a whine too.

There's a rant thread, I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR!

Are you trying to say I have a big bum?

Probably true to be fair

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR!

Oi is that because I have a uge arse... or because your joining us chip nicker

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

I like sitting in corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR!

Oi is that because I have a uge arse... or because your joining us chip nicker

I so read "chip nicker" wrong then... off to find my glasses

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

I was guarding the big bag of chocolate buttons I'm sneaking in, shhhhh don't tell Mr B....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

I was guarding the big bag of chocolate buttons I'm sneaking in, shhhhh don't tell Mr B...."

ohhhhh Buttons

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR!

Are you trying to say I have a big bum?

Probably true to be fair

•

I was innocently referring to Compy's peachy derrière because I've seen it. But now come to think of it I've seen yours too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

I was guarding the big bag of chocolate buttons I'm sneaking in, shhhhh don't tell Mr B...."

Where are you hiding them?! If it’s where I think they’re gonna melt!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

I like sitting in corners "

On them is not so nice for testicle...

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By *enm83Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I'm being fed up and will probably break into a cry wank at some point

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

I like sitting in corners "

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You live in an Igloo! That's hardly possible for you.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

I like sitting in corners

On them is not so nice for testicle..."

I dunno, it's sometimes nice to feel something at least

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

I like sitting in corners

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You live in an Igloo! That's hardly possible for you."

I do?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

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You guys are going to need a bigger ÅRMCHAIR!

Oi is that because I have a uge arse... or because your joining us chip nicker

I so read "chip nicker" wrong then... off to find my glasses

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You'll find the explanation to "chip nicker" here:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1345082#top

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Can I sit on your lap and eat pringles with you?

I don't have any balls though so I'll have to scratch and rearrange yours if that's okay with you!

Netflix and Malibu incoming

I'm joining you two, happy to sit on the armchair though

No one sits in the corner, plenty of room

I was guarding the big bag of chocolate buttons I'm sneaking in, shhhhh don't tell Mr B....

Where are you hiding them?! If it’s where I think they’re gonna melt!

They are sat opposite to my uge bag of doritos

I have both hands busy then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very large Tanquerary and Tonic on the balcony on holiday! Cheers everyone!!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Dan!! How ya doing lovely? I'm not at MLS either, though I do plan on having sex this weekend!

I'm watching TV and gorging myself on biscuits tonight, after a very long day in work xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dan!! How ya doing lovely? I'm not at MLS either, though I do plan on having sex this weekend!

I'm watching TV and gorging myself on biscuits tonight, after a very long day in work xx"

Hey gawjuss! Pah, who needs Manchester if you’re getting laid, right?

Tv, biscuits, sex. Sounds like a fantastic weekend tbf. If I had that, and a win for my football team, that would be my dream weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We almost went to Manchester. Not for that social but we were almost there.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Dan!! How ya doing lovely? I'm not at MLS either, though I do plan on having sex this weekend!

I'm watching TV and gorging myself on biscuits tonight, after a very long day in work xx

Hey gawjuss! Pah, who needs Manchester if you’re getting laid, right?

Tv, biscuits, sex. Sounds like a fantastic weekend tbf. If I had that, and a win for my football team, that would be my dream weekend!

Come and have sex with me, Dan

I had a mini social in Manchester with my tribe on Wednesday, lots of laughs. Xx

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over a year ago

"Dan!! How ya doing lovely? I'm not at MLS either, though I do plan on having sex this weekend!

I'm watching TV and gorging myself on biscuits tonight, after a very long day in work xx

Hey gawjuss! Pah, who needs Manchester if you’re getting laid, right?

Tv, biscuits, sex. Sounds like a fantastic weekend tbf. If I had that, and a win for my football team, that would be my dream weekend!

Come and have sex with me, Dan

I had a mini social in Manchester with my tribe on Wednesday, lots of laughs. Xx"

I’m shit at sex my lovely, it would be such a let down for you. Cuddle meet instead?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I have an allergy to Manchester."

Me too

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

What is this social going out thing ?

. Seems mine has now become non existent. Female friend who I was seeing has stopped due to her family problems.

. Finding someone else at my age is very difficult . I am at home on sofa, snacks and wine . Plus on here . Before comments . Still messaging female friend . Just unable to meet .

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Tea and doughnuts and Netflix for me.

Where's the cake gone? "

I said I can make a mean Victoria sandwich. I don't currently have one made! This can be remedied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il be green

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over a year ago

Ooh it’s big mass social day innit?

Hope the trains don’t fuck it up and that everyone has a nice day!

Right, where’s my Pringles?!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Dan!! How ya doing lovely? I'm not at MLS either, though I do plan on having sex this weekend!

I'm watching TV and gorging myself on biscuits tonight, after a very long day in work xx

Hey gawjuss! Pah, who needs Manchester if you’re getting laid, right?

Tv, biscuits, sex. Sounds like a fantastic weekend tbf. If I had that, and a win for my football team, that would be my dream weekend!

Come and have sex with me, Dan

I had a mini social in Manchester with my tribe on Wednesday, lots of laughs. Xx

I’m shit at sex my lovely, it would be such a let down for you. Cuddle meet instead?

Ooh cuddles are the best!

You're on

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