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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

big cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just like me, they long to be, close to you

BUT.. why do stars fall down from the sky everytime you walk by?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Who put the bop in the bop shoowap Di bop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just like me, they long to be, close to you"

Aw shucks, thank you

"BUT.. why do stars fall down from the sky everytime you walk by?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will I, will I be famous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id come close to you but that blue shirt ohmy !

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It'll be the bird feed I carry around to sell for tuppence a bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I could turn back time

If I could find a way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"id come close to you but that blue shirt ohmy !

Oh no - Not another public attack on my shirt! *Closes eyes, thinks of a warmer climate and wishes the shirt haters bad karma.

Anyway - back to the thread.

Is there life on Mars?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Why does it always rain on me?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What do you get when you kiss a guy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you get when you kiss a guy?"

Stubble rash?

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Does your chewing gum loose its flavour on the bedpost overnight ?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door, to a thousand million questions about hate and death and war?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why are all the weapons called peacekeepers, when their aims to kill?

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?"

Because it says so in the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a BJ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a BJ?

as my father in law i have to decline lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a BJ?

as my father in law i have to decline lol"

make that a tit wank then, I wont tell if you dont

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

What's that on your head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a BJ?

as my father in law i have to decline lol

make that a tit wank then, I wont tell if you dont

Hmmm father

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cos they want presents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you have bird food in your hand.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Why do fools fall in love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do fools fall in love?"

Because wise men don't.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"Why does it always rain on me?"

I'd give up the watersports if I were you

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Did I disappoint you? Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?

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