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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's fridaaaaay! Let's have a giggle.. drop in your best jokes.. ill start..
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old
son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son saying,
"All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause
this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your
arse on the train, cause we're going down the tracks".
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and
you are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you
to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember
to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with
us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child
added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please
see the c*nt in the kitchen."
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