FabSwingers.com forum: Do Aliens Masturbate?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just wondered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Yes but they do it cerebrally and avoid the mess

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yes. A huge circle jerk around the poor soul being anally probed in front of them.

*allegedly...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes but just their left hand cock at weekends and the right hand one during the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody masturbates ! Don't they ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The female ones do. What would be the point in those long fingers if they’re not going to poke the tuna tin?

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By *panking masterMan
over a year ago

Washington

"Just wondered"
of course they do,,, thats why they always land in the woods ,, to go dogging and wank while watching earthling fuck

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Shit, I thought you were talking about illegal aliens....

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"poke the tuna tin?"

I've literally never heard it referred to as that.

Brilliant.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I dont think they actually exists, so why would I think that they masturbate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the gooey one's that go in the fridge and that's not masturbating.. that's men fucking flubber.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

When I was abducted by aliens the other day I keenly observed as they pegged me - I mean, inserted the probe inside my anus, that they appeared to have no visible genitalia.

Mind you, they were wearing leather pants with crotchless chaps though so it was difficult to tell for sure…

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By *ps4funCouple
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"When I was abducted by aliens the other day I keenly observed as they pegged me - I mean, inserted the probe inside my anus, that they appeared to have no visible genitalia.

Mind you, they were wearing leather pants with crotchless chaps though so it was difficult to tell for sure…"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one's who work in the bakers do. I remember watching a film when an alien says we cum in piece lol

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