FabSwingers.com forum: Worst Movie ever

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jumping on a trend here I know

But what's the worst movie you've ever seen?,I don't mean any bad movie but one that is burned into your brain as "the bad movie" the one you forever compare all movies to.

Mine would probably be Riddick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The snowman !!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

The room.

I mean it's a great bad movie

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Piranha 3D

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Anything with Gerard Butler or Jenifer Lopez in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braveheart

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Braveheart "

Yeah, that is pretty bad

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By *enfleetMaleMan
over a year ago

Hadleigh

Cliffhanger. Not even Sand Sharks was as bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The room.

I mean it's a great bad movie"

Oh hai Mark!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The Piano was crap.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Bar for a few exceptions, any film directed by Jesus (Jess) Franco.

Even though they invariably feature abundant nudity, they’re STILL pretty much unwatchable.

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Krampus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

But not sorry

Most boring film goes to

Mission impossible

More like impossible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50 shades. All 3 of them are terrible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Tourist

The Mist

Zombeavers

Teeth

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The Blair Witch Project. Dullest thing I've ever seen. I wished all the characters dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Blair Witch Project. Dullest thing I've ever seen. I wished all the characters dead"

Good shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Churchill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannibal Holocaust. I watched it out of curiosity because of it's notorious history.

Shite and I'll never watch it again.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Benjamin Button

I'd rather be butt fucked by a horny rhino than watch that steaming pile of shite ever again.

It would certainly be 166 minutes of sphincter wrecking pain, agony and carnage.

Hence I'd opt for the rhino instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a directors cut of Riddick with extra scenes, which makes the film flow much better. Probably an extra 20 minutes or so.. the extra ending scene makes much more sense especially. But I'd agree it's the weakest in that series of films.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a directors cut of Riddick with extra scenes, which makes the film flow much better. Probably an extra 20 minutes or so.. the extra ending scene makes much more sense especially. But I'd agree it's the weakest in that series of films.

Ahh so like with Kingdom of Heaven and its directors cut(it made the film three hours long but made it much more smooth).

I loved Pitch Black and actually quite enjoyed Chronicles(which is supposed to be the weakest according to critics)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh so like with Kingdom of Heaven and its directors cut(it made the film three hours long but made it much more smooth).

I loved Pitch Black and actually quite enjoyed Chronicles(which is supposed to be the weakest according to critics)"

I liked dark fury too, which connects pitch black to chronicles...it's an animation, but i thought it worked well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spirit. Never left a cinema before it finished

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ahh so like with Kingdom of Heaven and its directors cut(it made the film three hours long but made it much more smooth).

I loved Pitch Black and actually quite enjoyed Chronicles(which is supposed to be the weakest according to critics)"

Same with Alien 3.

Awesome directors cut - shit cinema release.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"50 shades. All 3 of them are terrible."

What else would you expect from a twilight fanfic?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 shades. All 3 of them are terrible.

What else would you expect from a twilight fanfic?"

Wait what??

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"50 shades. All 3 of them are terrible.

What else would you expect from a twilight fanfic?

Wait what??"

50 shades started as a twilight fan fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh so like with Kingdom of Heaven and its directors cut(it made the film three hours long but made it much more smooth).

I loved Pitch Black and actually quite enjoyed Chronicles(which is supposed to be the weakest according to critics)

Same with Alien 3.

Awesome directors cut - shit cinema release.

Daredevil has a Directors Cut that improves the film. Includes a side plot that has him defend a wrongfully accused criminal played by Coolio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"50 shades. All 3 of them are terrible.

What else would you expect from a twilight fanfic?

Wait what??

50 shades started as a twilight fan fiction"

Words cannot describe both my disbelief and how it also makes perfect sense

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By *onmacMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Hoffa

Should have walked out

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"50 shades. All 3 of them are terrible.

What else would you expect from a twilight fanfic?

Wait what??

50 shades started as a twilight fan fiction

Words cannot describe both my disbelief and how it also makes perfect sense"

Yup. My ex wasn't very nice to me, but she knew her pop culture

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By *arriedcoupleNECouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

The Road

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By *heDeliveryManMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Hannibal, the red dragon one. The best bit was the body in the wheelchair burning down the hill. Had everyone in hysterics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hannibal, the red dragon one. The best bit was the body in the wheelchair burning down the hill. Had everyone in hysterics. "

Oh right!!,never seen any of those

Honestly thought you meant Hannibal Barca,spent minutes thinking why is there a wheelchair?

Has there ever actually been a Barca film?

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Absolutely crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything starring Dick Van Dyke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lone Ranger or

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

But the one film that started to watch but gave up on is

Mary Poppins Returns

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Bird man

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Bird man

I started to watch that as I’m a fan of Micheal Keaton.

….I lasted about twenty minutes with my mouth rendered agape at the sheer pretentious of it all.

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By *antasyrealmCouple
over a year ago

Congleton

Solaris...

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Every James Bond film ever made, my dad was a James Bond fan and my partner is, those films have been inflicted on me most of my life and they bore me to tears

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ah ha! I’ve remembered another utterly terrible film!

Enemy starring Jake Gyllenhaal.

What…..the…..actual……fuck…?!

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By *exyPirateMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Mike Basset England manager!!!

Pile of steaming turd!

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

Titanic. someone sitting a row in front whispered the ending to their partner and spoiled it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Tourist

The Mist

Zombeavers

Teeth"

Zombeavers knows it’s bad though, and enjoys revelling in it, don’t you think?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Absolutely Fabulous The Movie was mostly shite.

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By *hisisntpofMan
over a year ago

bristol

The human centipede

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Absolutely Fabulous The Movie was mostly shite."

That was so bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Braveheart

Yeah, that is pretty bad"

Always remember it was supposed to be part of a trilogy

I kinda want to see the third one how the skirt thier way around a “national hero” falling for the most obvious ambush to have ever ambushed

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Far & Away - Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman.

Two of the most shit(est), Irish accents I've ever heard in a film.

Not a fan of Cruise's acting abilities & this just hammers the nails in his acting coffin! I don't care if Ron Howard directed it & what it grossed.

You just can't polish a turd......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open water.. hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Open water.. hands down "
float around for 2 hours show boobs and get eaten by sharks. That's the synapse of it.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I've seen some pretty awful films in my time

Clownado - (Yes, that is a Tornado combined with killer clowns)

Burlesque - Christina Aguilera should be ashamed of herself

VHS - Bag of wank horror film

None of these or any others I could mention are as bad as this utter abomination of a film:

Paranormal Prison

I still can't believe an entire team of people; actors, directors, script writers, producers and film crew created this... It's barely even a film.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I really didn't like

No country for old men

As Astra

Donnie Darko

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Open water.. hands down float around for 2 hours show boobs and get eaten by sharks. That's the synapse of it."

Believe it or not, it's based on a true story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face Off.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"The snowman !!! "

Get out! Seriously, just leave now!

Unless there's something with that name that's not by Raymond Briggs.

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By *ifewantsmore777Couple
over a year ago

North West

Independence Day 2…….god awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The room.

I mean it's a great bad movie"

I came here to say this, it's bad but also I love it.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Open water.. hands down float around for 2 hours show boobs and get eaten by sharks. That's the synapse of it."

Sounds pretty neural to me

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The room.

I mean it's a great bad movie

I came here to say this, it's bad but also I love it. "

It's great metric to judge other movies by I find

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Battlefield Earth.

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By *ldbutrandyMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I've seen some pretty awful films in my time

Clownado - (Yes, that is a Tornado combined with killer clowns)

Burlesque - Christina Aguilera should be ashamed of herself

VHS - Bag of wank horror film

None of these or any others I could mention are as bad as this utter abomination of a film:

Paranormal Prison

I still can't believe an entire team of people; actors, directors, script writers, producers and film crew created this... It's barely even a film."

Ashamed to say I now have to seek out clownado. I loved killer klowns from outer space. So maybe I won't hate this one.

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By *elshrider95Man
over a year ago

LLANTWIT MAJOR

I would say the worst film I have watched is jeepers creepers 3 the CGI could of been much better

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"Open water.. hands down "

I could write a whole essay on why this film angers me so much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Open water.. hands down

I could write a whole essay on why this film angers me so much

I want to read it

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Battlefield Earth. "

Yep.

But then it's based on a book written by a religious loon (Scientologist founder L. Ron Hubbard) and was largely funded by another (Travolta). The plot sucks, the acting sucks and it should never have been released.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Independence Day 2…….god awful"

Agreed .. As the original is one of my favourites ever I was so disappointed

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By *illybob12Man
over a year ago

Sunderland

Top Gun 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Battlefield Earth.

Yep.

True, but, isn't it kinda fun to drop into the collective lunacy. Like, at no point did anyone question it, the collaborative cognitive dissonance is astounding haha.

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By *immyGGMan
over a year ago

South Cheshire

The Matrix Resurrections, so disappointed when I watched this as I'm a big fan of the original trilogy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghostbusters 2016

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By *olf and RedCouple
over a year ago

Nr Cardiff or at Chams Darlaston

Waterworld with Kevin Costner in. Terrible film.

Red

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Jumping on a trend here I know

But what's the worst movie you've ever seen?,I don't mean any bad movie but one that is burned into your brain as "the bad movie" the one you forever compare all movies to.

Mine would probably be Riddick"

Natural Born Killers!

I went to the cinema to watch it with my partner and the bit where it just stops in the middle left the auditorium muttering, then when it started up again, a guy sat along the tow from us just said, loudly enough so the whole cinema could hear it.. “ Oh shit, no, the here’s more!”

The whole cinema erupted into laughter

It is a truly awful film

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Grease 2 was awful, even the delights of Michelle Pfeiffer couldn’t save it.

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

La la land

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Open water.. hands down float around for 2 hours show boobs and get eaten by sharks. That's the synapse of it."

The film has got boobs on display in it and you say it’s a bad film?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Waterworld with Kevin Costner in. Terrible film.

Red"

Red is a great film (Red 2 not so much maybe)!!!

Helen Mirren is awesome in it as is John Malkovich.

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By *oliday slutCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Jumping on a trend here I know

But what's the worst movie you've ever seen?,I don't mean any bad movie but one that is burned into your brain as "the bad movie" the one you forever compare all movies to.

Mine would probably be Riddick"
mama mia

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Vanilla Sky- Tom Cruise at his absolute worst !!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Bird man

I started to watch that as I’m a fan of Micheal Keaton.

….I lasted about twenty minutes with my mouth rendered agape at the sheer pretentious of it all.

I actually watched it all. Then reread all the film reviews to check that I had watched the same film. I am certain the film critics watched some other film

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

The Strangers

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Picnic at hanging rock

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By *olarMan
over a year ago

woking

Simply seeking Susan. Literally fell asleep in the cinema

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Simply seeking Susan. Literally fell asleep in the cinema"

I guess you could say you were simply seeking sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes Wide Shut, I’m sure Stanley Kubrick died of embarrassment after that movie

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Mama Mia sucks

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Flash Gordon

Shit script

Shoddy acting

Appalling soundtrack

The movie equivalent of treading on a slug in the dark, while barefoot

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Simply seeking Susan. Literally fell asleep in the cinema"

Desperately hating the title too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human centipede

Miss S x

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I hated Gravity....Plus it made me feel sick

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Freejack

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

The House that Jack built. There’s a scene with a Mother and her Children that stopped me from watching any further. Not the biggest of Lars Von Trier anyway, so I don’t think I missed that much.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Snakes on a Plane was decent, however Snakes on a Train is not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Braveheart

Yeah, that is pretty bad"

Bloody awful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Snakes on a Plane was decent, however Snakes on a Train is not!"

I'm sorry what?

There was a sequel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellboy (the 2019 reboot). So so bad.

Loved the originals with Ron Perlman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharknado the first one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes wide shut

I can still hear the violins screeching...

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

44” chest. Quite how john Hurt and ray winstone put their names to that tripe is beyond me.

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Braveheart "

Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?

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By *raig82Man
over a year ago

manchester

Holmes and Watson. (The will ferrell one).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Braveheart

Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think? "

I deeply respect Scotland, but an award from people who mostly don’t know shit from putty about our nations’ histories, and cheap cardboard cut out, frankly racist, representation of English people wouldn’t get my vote

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By *raig82Man
over a year ago

manchester

"Ah ha! I’ve remembered another utterly terrible film!

Enemy starring Jake Gyllenhaal.

What…..the…..actual……fuck…?!

Agreed. WTF was the spider all about????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

"Ghostbusters 2016"

Never been so angry while watching a film, shockingly bad!

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By *ostAirmenMan
over a year ago

crewe

Birdemic absolutely terrible

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Birdemic absolutely terrible "

Never seen that, but did endure Michael Keaton in Birdman- which was fucking appalling and unwatchable, yet won dozens of awards

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Braveheart

Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?

Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Braveheart

Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?

Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success

That still doesn't make it a good film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Braveheart

Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?

Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success

Asbestos was successful, for a while

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Braveheart

Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?

Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success

Asbestos was successful, for a while "

very worried about you Dave you have a nice evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Birdemic absolutely terrible

Never seen that, but did endure Michael Keaton in Birdman- which was fucking appalling and unwatchable, yet won dozens of awards"

Yeah I always get this special letdown when I watch acclaimed movies and don't like them or they're mediocre,now I know there's quite a bit of a circlejerk when it comes to awards but still don't know what it is.

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Napoleon Dynamite or Donnie Darko. Didn't make it halfway through either of them. Utter shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moulin Rouge , pile of wank !!!

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By *ady CurvaceousWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Oh and ANYTHING with Adam Sandler in is guaranteed to be utter trash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Braveheart

Freedom! great film Golden Globe winner & nominations I think?

Your choice is yours, patriotic opinions not asked for… figures don’t lie Braveheart was a box office award winning success

Asbestos was successful, for a while

very worried about you Dave you have a nice evening "

Fair play, kind of you, but I’ll be ok. Happy Fabbing, sincerely

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By *ister CMan
over a year ago

liverpool

She hulk.

Audacious bollocks

Also honorable mention to ghostbusters 2016...

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Snakes on a Plane was decent, however Snakes on a Train is not!

I'm sorry what?

There was a sequel?"

No seperate films. It would have been good though if the snakes escaped as the plane landed and caught a train!

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By *ino70Man
over a year ago

Telford

Highlander 2

A sorta let's pretend this never happened film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything with Gerard Butler or Jenifer Lopez in it"

Summit about him ditching his wife and kid to go skiing in Greenland? Then the pilot died, and they may have considered eating him? But turned out they were within strolling distance of the town? And wtf there's a world wide crisis... But not in Greenland? And he started out as Scottish, but American half way through??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sweeney.

It's just Ray Winston being a super cockney and shooting guns.

MrWho.

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By *amie7474Man
over a year ago

stockport

Uncle Drew! A film based in a successful advert - absolutely terrible and time I’ll never get back.

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

Gone in 60 seconds 2

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Shazam...can't believe they made another one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is Prêt-à-Porter, isn’t it.

Do I win £5?

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

The English Patient….zzz fell asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Movie 43

It is the absolute worst film ever concocted. I would rather sit through a Steven Segal movie than that turd.

Magic Mike

So i'm not it's target demographic, however I failed to see anything worth watching. A friend recently coerced me to sit through half an hour from the middle of the second movie I think, but I'm not sure. Rediculous premices to shodily cut scenes where nothing made sense and the inane dialogue was so woodenly read out that I would rather binge watch the entire back catalogue of Neighbours while spooning my own eyeballs out with a melon baller!

The friend then proceeded to whip out her phone and show me the rediculous amount of photos and videos she took while watching the live show. Oh no.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I walked out of love story

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