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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

Thanks

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Nooooo you won’t sleep tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nooooo you won’t sleep tonight

I don't anyway, it's fine ssssshhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

Thanks

Ankle hair?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

Thanks

Ankle hair?"

I mean, I have a few areas you can pick from.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"Nooooo you won’t sleep tonight

I don't anyway, it's fine ssssshhhhh"

Trust me… 10 minutes with me talking shite would send you off

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Of course. We can even pop on some Bigfoot porn in the background if you like?

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

There’s a say “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” We don’t mind though…have a snooze just don’t drool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ok. See you soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of course. We can even pop on some Bigfoot porn in the background if you like?

Nightmares here I come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

Thanks

Ankle hair?

I mean, I have a few areas you can pick from."

If you’ve got knuckle hair you can count me in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There’s a say “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” We don’t mind though…have a snooze just don’t drool. "

I do snore.

And drool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh ok. See you soon

Yay.

I'll do you tomorrow night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

Thanks

Ankle hair?

I mean, I have a few areas you can pick from.

If you’ve got knuckle hair you can count me in."

I actually looked

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"There’s a say “Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” We don’t mind though…have a snooze just don’t drool.

I do snore.

And drool."

Those poor pillows.....

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

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Get a cat.

Lie down.

Stick the cat on your head.

Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

Thanks

Ankle hair?

I mean, I have a few areas you can pick from.

If you’ve got knuckle hair you can count me in.

I actually looked"

I love a woman with hands like Robin Williams.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

Thanks

Get a cat.

Lie down.

Stick the cat on your head.

Sorted.

Off to find a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fanny beard?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The fanny beard? "

For you, yes

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

Thanks

Get a cat.

Lie down.

Stick the cat on your head.

Sorted.

Off to find a cat "

Trust me - it's the perfect solution.

If you can find one that just pads your scalp gently whilst purring softly in your ear it's heaven.

And if you find one that'll occasionally lick your earlobe with that good old spiky cat tongue........better than a shiatsu massage any day of the week.

It's no wonder there are so many crazy cat ladies around.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can someone stroke my hair while I fall asleep, I'm shattered and I don't even have a physical job!

Oh, please don't breathe on me though. Or touch anywhere else.

Thanks

Get a cat.

Lie down.

Stick the cat on your head.

Sorted.

Off to find a cat

Trust me - it's the perfect solution.

If you can find one that just pads your scalp gently whilst purring softly in your ear it's heaven.

And if you find one that'll occasionally lick your earlobe with that good old spiky cat tongue........better than a shiatsu massage any day of the week.

It's no wonder there are so many crazy cat ladies around.........

Now I really want a cat

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