FabSwingers.com forum: I think I’m a special one

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

“Please, don’t call me arrogant. Because what I am saying is true… I am not one of the bottle. I think I’m a special one.” Jose Mourinho.

What do you think you’re good at and won’t hear otherwise.

Can be sexual. But I’m open to real

talents also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can count up to ten while doing my laces

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy cocks "

Can confirm that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a super fast tongue!

Like really really fast!!!!

Comes in handy when it gets intense while giving oral. Plus I will blow my own trumpet here, I kiss well too

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy cocks

Can confirm that

Cheers buddy, speaking from experience are we?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies

Can confirm that

I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can count up to ten while doing my laces "

Woah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy cocks

Can confirm that

Cheers buddy, speaking from experience are we?"

Fell right into that one, didn’t I ! ;-(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good at not being good.

I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies

Can confirm that

I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies.

Probably, I do like my food

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies

Can confirm that

I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies.

I don't know about him but I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a super fast tongue!

Like really really fast!!!!

Comes in handy when it gets intense while giving oral. Plus I will blow my own trumpet here, I kiss well too

Now we’re sucking diesel!! That’s what I’m talking about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can count up to ten while doing my laces

Woah.

Yes I know that’s quite a skill to have when you are a grown up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m special, at least that’s what people tell me

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy cocks

Can confirm that

Cheers buddy, speaking from experience are we?

Fell right into that one, didn’t I ! ;-( "

You did a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies

Can confirm that

I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies.

I don't know about him but I am. "

So we’ve heard

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I am a cocktail genius and have created a wonderful selection intoxicating creations

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good at not being good.

I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way. "

You’re the best worst fuck out there I’m sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm good at not being good.

I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way.

You’re the best worst fuck out there I’m sure.

I have badges that say so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m special, at least that’s what people tell me

How long have they been telling you, Wanda? Just asking because I’m curious.

*gets notebook out*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good at not being good.

I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way.

You’re the best worst fuck out there I’m sure.

I have badges that say so. "

Please, keep those to yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a cocktail genius and have created a wonderful selection intoxicating creations"

Oh nice!! Have they got names? What’s your fave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm good at not being good.

I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way.

You’re the best worst fuck out there I’m sure.

I have badges that say so.

Please, keep those to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played rugby from the age of 5 right the way through until lockdown. I was in the frint row from 13 and ive managed to keep my ears intact. Used to piss me off in my younger days but now im pretty chuffed with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything except sucking on big juicy ice lollies

Can confirm that

I bet he’s fucking amazing at sucking on big juicy ice lollies.

I don't know about him but I am. "

Unsurprising to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm good at not being good.

I don't mean in a sexual way, I mean in a I'm shit at sex way.

You’re the best worst fuck out there I’m sure.

I have badges that say so.

Please, keep those to yourself

This isn’t Hey Duggie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can count up to ten while doing my laces

Woah.

Yes I know that’s quite a skill to have when you are a grown up

Tying your laces is. Counting to ten, not so much. You should be able to count up to your age all the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I am a cocktail genius and have created a wonderful selection intoxicating creations

Oh nice!! Have they got names? What’s your fave? "
the most popular is the shag in't park

Vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and blue Curacao

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I played rugby from the age of 5 right the way through until lockdown. I was in the frint row from 13 and ive managed to keep my ears intact. Used to piss me off in my younger days but now im pretty chuffed with it "

Van Gough eat your heart out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can count up to ten while doing my laces

Woah.

Yes I know that’s quite a skill to have when you are a grown up

Tying your laces is. Counting to ten, not so much. You should be able to count up to your age all the time?"

Don’t kill my dreams please !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am a cocktail genius and have created a wonderful selection intoxicating creations

Oh nice!! Have they got names? What’s your fave? the most popular is the shag in't park

Vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice and blue Curacao "

Love the name!

The ingredients made my eyes water but I reckon you could make it work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can count up to ten while doing my laces

Woah.

Yes I know that’s quite a skill to have when you are a grown up

Tying your laces is. Counting to ten, not so much. You should be able to count up to your age all the time?

Don’t kill my dreams please ! "

Your birthday cards will help! We’re gonna get you back into set 1 for maths

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Once a friend woust to say how special , how lovely , how great , how great friend i was, how enough i was, how caring was , how she loved me, how loyal , how intriguing , how friendly , how loved ... but i learned that the reality of her words on my back were very diferent , they felt and they still feel like knifes on my back when i heard her voice recorded by someone ,inumerous times talking unkindly about me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can count up to ten while doing my laces

Woah.

Yes I know that’s quite a skill to have when you are a grown up

Tying your laces is. Counting to ten, not so much. You should be able to count up to your age all the time?

Don’t kill my dreams please !

Your birthday cards will help! We’re gonna get you back into set 1 for maths

Thank you very much you are too kind to me

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I can make an excellent cup of coffee

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Building computer systems within clients budget.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf."

Do you use a knitting machine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once a friend woust to say how special , how lovely , how great , how great friend i was, how enough i was, how caring was , how she loved me, how loyal , how intriguing , how friendly , how loved ... but i learned that the reality of her words on my back were very diferent , they felt and they still feel like knifes on my back when i heard her voice recorded by someone ,inumerous times talking unkindly about me ... "

Oh damn

Big hugs

you are all of those things even if they don’t realise it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can make an excellent cup of coffee

That’s enough to get you into the United first team, fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf."

Vids or youre a liar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Building computer systems within clients budget. "

Oooooft. You sexy man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf."

Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.

Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.

Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.

Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!"

Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play keepy-uppy with a football for over an hour.

Jane.x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm anxiety girl. I can leap to the worst possible conclusion in a single bound

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.

Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.

Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!

Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!"

Omg if HWS is Brummie then…

Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm anxiety girl. I can leap to the worst possible conclusion in a single bound"

You’re like Little finger from Game of Thrones basically

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can play keepy-uppy with a football for over an hour.

Jane.x"

^ Jose Mourinho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im good at many things but im not sure how some of the things will work anymore without the same level of passion but my sport the for my age id say im pretty damn good and only getting better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything

Marc "

I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I'm good at 'reading' people... Their words, actions an facial expressions....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I excel at killing troubling 'friendships'. It's a particular skill.

I also excel at not needing friends, but enjoying thosee I want to maintain as friends.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I can make an excellent cup of coffee

That’s enough to get you into the United first team, fella

Running for more than 10 seconds at a time would also do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im good at many things but im not sure how some of the things will work anymore without the same level of passion but my sport the for my age id say im pretty damn good and only getting better "

U45s Rugby weekend league MVP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm alright at the sex. Hopefully I'll get the chance to be treated out of 10 soon.

Other than that I think I've got good intuition in a listening/ talking/ knowing how you're feeling and what you need kind of way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.

Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.

Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!

Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!

Omg if HWS is Brummie then…

Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed.

Whitney move over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.

Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.

Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!

Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!

Omg if HWS is Brummie then…

Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed.

Whitney move over

Ooh

She could be in trouble here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh! Thinking about it I would say I'm good at playing the dickhead and making other people laugh. Doesn't bother me if it's at my expense, just like spreading a little happiness from my corner of the world

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.

Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.

Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!

Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!

Omg if HWS is Brummie then…

Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed.

Whitney move over

Ooh

She could be in trouble here"

Yep. It’s a red card

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything

Marc

I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though

I can only be described as like the SAS. In and out without anyone noticing. Nothing left behind

Marc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything

Marc

I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though

I can only be described as like the SAS. In and out without anyone noticing. Nothing left behind

Marc "

Nothing left behind is particularly impressive.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything

Marc

I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though

I can only be described as like the SAS. In and out without anyone noticing. Nothing left behind

Marc

Nothing left behind is particularly impressive.

I was going to say no evidence but that sounds a little creepy

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wank a cock whilst knitting it a scarf.

Yawn. I do that to myself most weekends when watching the footy/f1.

Anyway- can you sing? I bet you can sing!

Brummies cant sing steve, I should know!

Omg if HWS is Brummie then…

Actually let me stay calm until it’s confirmed.

Whitney move over

Ooh

She could be in trouble here

Yep. It’s a red card

No blowing whistles then pfft.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

Hopeless at everything. Genuinely useless. Once built a self assembly wardrobe and celebrated with a two day bender.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything

Marc

I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though

Yes, yes he is

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Espionage....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn my elbows back to front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally."

The ‘and I took that personally’ reference is not lost on me. Elite comment.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"“Please, don’t call me arrogant. Because what I am saying is true… I am not one of the bottle. I think I’m a special one.” Jose Mourinho.

What do you think you’re good at and won’t hear otherwise.

Can be sexual. But I’m open to real

talents also. "

There are certain honors in specific fields of expertise that not many people attain.

I have several of those honors in several fields of expertise.

Winston

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything

Marc

I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though

Yes, yes he is

It takes 2 to tango. The talented one and the pillow princess

Marc

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

I have been known to play ‘London’s burning’ on the recorder, with my nose.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"I’m not sure I’m ‘that’ good at anything

Marc

I bet you’re good at ‘that’ though

Yes, yes he is

It takes 2 to tango. The talented one and the pillow princess

Marc "

Careful you'll get them all jealous of your tiara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally.

The ‘and I took that personally’ reference is not lost on me. Elite comment.

And this is why I missed you soooo much when you were gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been told I’m special at work don’t think I am pretty normal boring me read a lot don’t take any shit like the rest of us speak up when I need to and yes sometimes have big mouth that won’t stay shut

So no not special

Normal one

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very good at not charging my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m special in my own way just like everyone else are.

Many have said to me “you’ve gr8 oral skills and a divine silky wet tight arsehole”. This I found to be surprising since always believed I was never good at English and my hole was just like everyone else's

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over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm good at enduring and persisting and being resilient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can juggle 5 wine bottles whilst standing on one leg and singing 'who let the dogs out'. ........

.......well probably

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"I'm very good at not charging my phone "

This. Constantly on about 15%!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally."

I hope that you glassed them for it?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I'm not. I'm distinctly average at everything"

Being average at EVERYTHING is quite impressive, there are many sthings that I can't do in any way.

Cal

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Eating beef curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My job. I’m shite at everything else but I’m basically the Michael Jordan of my job. Someone once claimed they were better than me… and I took that personally.

I hope that you glassed them for it?"

Obviously. HR were not happy

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