FabSwingers.com forum: How clean is......

By *nabelle21 OP Woman
over a year ago

B38

Your car or your van or whatever you drive?

I don't drive so is not relevant to me but I had a lift last night. Inside of the car was immaculate. I could see my reflection in the shine of the interior.

This person didn't have kids or pets to leave a mess behind.

So...how clean is yours?

Are you out polishing it ever Sunday and giving it the once over?

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

The inside is clean but the exterior is dirty, I haven’t had it cleaned since June and until the possible threat of drought restrictions are lifted I won’t be getting it cleaned either, got to do my bit.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Your car or your van or whatever you drive?

I don't drive so is not relevant to me but I had a lift last night. Inside of the car was immaculate. I could see my reflection in the shine of the interior.

This person didn't have kids or pets to leave a mess behind.

So...how clean is yours?

Are you out polishing it ever Sunday and giving it the once over?

Did my dad give you a lift?

. Mines not great, much to my dad’s disappointment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always immaculate and smells nice.

Can't stand even leaving an empty water bottle in mine for long ha ha

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I have two large dogs and a carpentry fetish so past the rear seats it’s not that great. But up front it’s sparkling.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Mine is clean inside but not gleaming.

Outside: the big rain has left it looking shiny and clean.

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Inside is cleaner than the outside

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Cleaned it the other week for the first time in years.

All because I was going to be driving a female friend somewhere.

It's already begining to revert to it's natural state.

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Mines always very clean……nothing to do with me, I’ve not cleaned a car in 20 years

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Life's too short for cleaning cars!!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I've not washed my car since I bought 2 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy!! Would be embarrassed to pick someone up as is

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

It's my Dusty Bin

If you don't like it get the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have nice cars but in my line of work they all end up looking like a work van, so when I split with my ex just over a year ago, I sold the q7 and paid a measly grand for an old beemer and it does all I need it for.

Altho...I did have a meet a couple of weeks ago, just a social, gave her a lift back but had been doing some work for someone, on the back seat was a load of rope and some shears...I think she thought that was it for her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's my Dusty Bin

If you don't like it get the bus

Will clean it on Sunday inside and out get the jet wash out at work due as service on following Wednesday

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I've spent a lot of money on my car so it would be daft to treat it like a mobile dustbin! I try and get it cleaned externally once a week and the full mini valet about once every 2 months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine (MrWho) is exceptionally clean nearly all the time. I used to have a detailing business and it's something I still enjoy doing as a hobby.

I even take the wheels off to clean the barrels and all the suspension, brake and plastic wheel arch covers.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

It gets cleaned every now and again…I have kids and they seemingly think the car has a cleaning fairy that tidies their rubbish

They are right of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is filthy like my neighbor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is an embarrassment. But I don't have the time or energy to tackle it.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

T’a is spotless as new to him plus he cleaned it on Tuesday. Mine is used for shopping, vet trips, tip trips so a typical family car. Not clean but tidy

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines absolutely disgusting

I used to wash it regularly but parking near the docks for work, seagulls shit, sick and jizz all over my car. I now drive a Dalmatian print car

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"Mines absolutely disgusting

I used to wash it regularly but parking near the docks for work, seagulls shit, sick and jizz all over my car. I now drive a Dalmatian print car

Jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines absolutely disgusting

I used to wash it regularly but parking near the docks for work, seagulls shit, sick and jizz all over my car. I now drive a Dalmatian print car

Jizz

Some of the splats look questionable

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Spotless with the exception of the glove box which Is crammed full of all the crap I don’t want on show in the car - yet curiously no gloves ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines absolutely disgusting

I used to wash it regularly but parking near the docks for work, seagulls shit, sick and jizz all over my car. I now drive a Dalmatian print car

Bird shit is one of the worst things to leave on your cars exterior. It etches the paint and in extreme cases it can remove patches entirely.

A good quality wax or, even better, ceramic coating will reduce the risk massively and make the car easier to clean in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Car is a bit grubby outside but inside its clean

Work vehicle is spotless outside and near clinically clean inside

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Vans not been cleaned in years, bike gets done 'occasionally'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filthy inside and out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filthy inside and out."

My new profile header.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filthy inside and out.

My new profile header."

You're welcome

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Outside is sparkling clean , inside its as filthy as your mum

actually it just needs a quick hoover i tend to keep mine clean

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By *loudF7Man
over a year ago

South East

I try and clean my work van every couple of weeks inside and out

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By *i-ManMan
over a year ago

Barton

Was clean this morning but it’s bloody pissed it down so not anymore

. It’s white and has ceramic coating though so doesn’t look too bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Filthy inside and out."

Do you mind if I screenshot that post for later "research"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not great.. the outside hasn't been done since a truck decided to argue with my front wing and the inside... Well, the front's been let slip and the back seats are down with a tarp over them because I've been landscaping recently and it's been tip run galore.

2 out of 10, would not recommend me for a lift

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By *mwirralMan
over a year ago

wirral

I normally take mine to the local hand wash about once a month, so generally looks fairly clean

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Id say imaculate inside ( probably not to some standards though ) outside its a rain wash im afraid

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

My cars are used constantly so they are “lived in” clean. The outsides are mucky due to living in the countryside and the insides vary depending how much mud the boys bring in after football when I pick them up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t own a car - but the bus I get is usually clean enough. The occasional can or bottle rolling around. Outsides are often dirty

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine is my office for the main but it’s always immaculate

Even my pens and note pads are arranged in order and yes, I have bin bags in the glove box. I hate rubbish on the seats or in door bins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not clean at all these days iv no reason to clean it

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Mine gets a polish car wash every Saturday too

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By *erandHerManCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Car average

Van filthy

Motorbikes spotless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car is gross. MrWho calls it the Ebola Bus. To be fair it is also my work vehicle and full of muddy tools.

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Both shit tips different priorities nowdays,

Sort off miss the polishing car weekends clean the house instead, on a positive note I get polished more often can safely say my car cleaning weekends are over

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By *ordo320Man
over a year ago

Gatwick

Mine are normally spotless. Especially the interior. I do my best not to eat in them at all. There is also usually a hood coating of wax on the outsides too which makes washing a lot easier. I also love the beading! I really enjoy spending time washing and waxing them and keeping them looking as good as possible. Bit if I have to drive a distance I never worry about it getting dirty. I just live it it until the next weekend until it’s back looking shiny again

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

My car is like my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've 2 scrotes at home an a dog. I clean it as and wen required....lol

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Interior is clean as it's just me most of the time. Outside not too bad. Cleaned the wheels of brake dust a week or so ago and the heavy rain washed it enough.

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