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I'd like to share my misfortune with you all ....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I decided to cook Posh shit tonight ..

This entailed Tinned New Potatoes cooked in one of plastic pots with a lid in the Microwave.

Quick 2 minutes done ..All good ..

Until as I retrieved said Potatoes from Microwave and carried the pot over to sink to drain them ..

When upon I opened the lid of said plastic pot and 1 rogue Spud decided to explode with the ferocity of a thousand volcanos all over the kitchen ceiling, my t shirt and my face ..

For approximately 30 seconds I resembled someone who'd fell asleep whilst 36 Sparrows held a bukkake party on my face and chest ...

No particular meaning behind this thread other than to let you all revel in my misfortune and utter stupidity..

As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight."

I hope you asked her first

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight ..

This entailed Tinned New Potatoes cooked in one of plastic pots with a lid in the Microwave.

Quick 2 minutes done ..All good ..

Until as I retrieved said Potatoes from Microwave and carried the pot over to sink to drain them ..

When upon I opened the lid of said plastic pot and 1 rogue Spud decided to explode with the ferocity of a thousand volcanos all over the kitchen ceiling, my t shirt and my face ..

For approximately 30 seconds I resembled someone who'd fell asleep whilst 36 Sparrows held a bukkake party on my face and chest ...

No particular meaning behind this thread other than to let you all revel in my misfortune and utter stupidity..

As you were "

Yeah, I dont think tinned potatoes are that posh Grumpy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first "

Oh dear I didn't think this through did I??

Told ya I'm stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have worn goggles.

What is with all the explosive cum like substances today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first

Oh dear I didn't think this through did I??

Told ya I'm stupid "

It was the capital P that did it

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first "

My thoughts exactly. I didn’t realise she was into hard sports

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Was it your shit and did she eat any

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight ..

This entailed Tinned New Potatoes cooked in one of plastic pots with a lid in the Microwave.

Quick 2 minutes done ..All good ..

Until as I retrieved said Potatoes from Microwave and carried the pot over to sink to drain them ..

When upon I opened the lid of said plastic pot and 1 rogue Spud decided to explode with the ferocity of a thousand volcanos all over the kitchen ceiling, my t shirt and my face ..

For approximately 30 seconds I resembled someone who'd fell asleep whilst 36 Sparrows held a bukkake party on my face and chest ...

No particular meaning behind this thread other than to let you all revel in my misfortune and utter stupidity..

As you were

Yeah, I dont think tinned potatoes are that posh Grumpy "

Kinda the point

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first

Oh dear I didn't think this through did I??

Told ya I'm stupid

It was the capital P that did it "

I did initially think this, I thought against making the assumption though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Was it your shit and did she eat any"

Shes busy she won't read this anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first

My thoughts exactly. I didn’t realise she was into hard sports "

She’s full of surprises

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first

Oh dear I didn't think this through did I??

Told ya I'm stupid

It was the capital P that did it "

Honestly didn't realise my phone did that ffs

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Was it your shit and did she eat any

Shes busy she won't read this anyway "

I bet you a million pounds messages are flying through those fibre optics right now telling her about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first "

I read this and first thought he was cooking Posh a shit meal

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Could have been worse, could have been explosive mushy peas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first

I read this and first thought he was cooking Posh a shit meal"

I thought he was frying her bowel movement but I have a warped mind

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first

I read this and first thought he was cooking Posh a shit meal

I thought he was frying her bowel movement but I have a warped mind "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was it your shit and did she eat any

Shes busy she won't read this anyway

I bet you a million pounds messages are flying through those fibre optics right now telling her about it "

I think she'll love it!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Are u OK? Did it burn your face? x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My misfortune was bad enough but now I've involved someone who knows nothing about this ..

Sorry oops

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Was it your shit and did she eat any

Shes busy she won't read this anyway

I bet you a million pounds messages are flying through those fibre optics right now telling her about it "

You best not be

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Why are you cooking Posh shit... I'm sure she deserves something much more enticing than that

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Thanks for the laugh!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

The damage a fucking capital letter can do

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"The damage a fucking capital letter can do "

It's ok Grumps, just watch out for any fake turds at Manchester

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

This is why I don’t cook. It’s far too dangerous. Hope you’re ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First aider to Mr Grumpy Manor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half a pound of tuppenny rice, Half a pound of treacle. That's the way the money goes, Pop goes the potato

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I decided to cook Posh shit tonight.

I hope you asked her first

Oh dear I didn't think this through did I??

Told ya I'm stupid "

I know she teases you .. but I'm sure she prefers something better than sautéed shit

Maybe send her a random pornado by way of apology?

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