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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

We are on holiday, and yes we understand it’s hot, there are mosquitoes, and when in Rome do as the Romans do.

However, I need to tell the mosquitoes I will wipe out their family if another one bites me.

Don’t think they understand English and I can’t speak Spanish.

Made me wonder, what would you like to remove from the world?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Soooooo many things, I wouldn't know where to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy helping you with the mozzies tbh. Failing that, people.

Mr

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

People….?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I'm happy helping you with the mozzies tbh. Failing that, people.

Mr"

snap!

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"People….? "

Mmm can we keep the fun ones?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"People….?

Mmm can we keep the fun ones?"

Damn! That’s me gone then but yes

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Mozzies are great pollinators of plants and are a food source for other creatures, from an ecological point of view the world would suffer without them.

I think getting rid of cars would probably be best. Obviously we maintain emergency and freight vehicles, but personal cars should be gone.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Wasps fucking wasps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People….?

Mmm can we keep the fun ones?"

That won't be many then.

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Mozzies are great pollinators of plants and are a food source for other creatures, from an ecological point of view the world would suffer without them.

I think getting rid of cars would probably be best. Obviously we maintain emergency and freight vehicles, but personal cars should be gone. "

From my cold dead hands will my car be removed

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

R*ts

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"R*ts"

Humam or rodent ? Lol

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa Cakes

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Wasps fucking wasps "

Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Another one: Nasal, arse and ear hair.

I mean seriously, why?!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Wasps fucking wasps

Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures "

I dont care ..they are little nasty shits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its for there own good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red ants

Wasps

Ofcom

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Wasps fucking wasps

Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures

I dont care ..they are little nasty shits "

But they speak so highly of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Roman’s spoke Latin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Another one: Nasal, arse and ear hair.

I mean seriously, why?! "

We should never meet....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Those fucking key thingies on tins of Corned Beef

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Wasps fucking wasps

Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures

I dont care ..they are little nasty shits

But they speak so highly of you "

Och ..everyone does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm with you on the mozzies. I've been attacked by a mutant this week. Fucker got me all up my arm and right in the middle of my forehead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flys! The little bastards serve no purpose other than ruining my summer by diving into my drinks and on my dinner

The little c###s even bother me when I’m out running…………… absolutely effing hate them

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Another one: Nasal, arse and ear hair.

I mean seriously, why?!

We should never meet...."

I believe that there must be a quantum worm hole between and linking the Amazon Rainforest and my nostrils.

….well that’s what it looks like is growing out of them at least….

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Any weapons

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Any weapons "

How should one defend oneself then?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then? "

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then? "

Bonk 'em on the head with a rock

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Any weapons "

But I want to keep my weapon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are on holiday, and yes we understand it’s hot, there are mosquitoes, and when in Rome do as the Romans do.

However, I need to tell the mosquitoes I will wipe out their family if another one bites me.

Don’t think they understand English and I can’t speak Spanish.

Made me wonder, what would you like to remove from the world?"

I thought you said you're in Rome, so speaking Spanish or English to them won't help you one iota

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world. "

This

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Any weapons

But I want to keep my weapon "

Your exploding spuds....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Any weapons

But I want to keep my weapon

Your exploding spuds...."

Oh why did I tell everyone

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world. "

So nobody ever attacks without a weapon?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Any weapons

But I want to keep my weapon

Your exploding spuds....

Oh why did I tell everyone "

At least we know what to look for when we pat you down

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford


"We are on holiday, and yes we understand it’s hot, there are mosquitoes, and when in Rome do as the Romans do.

However, I need to tell the mosquitoes I will wipe out their family if another one bites me.

Don’t think they understand English and I can’t speak Spanish.

Made me wonder, what would you like to remove from the world?"

I agree. Mosquitoes. Rome was bad but Venice was worse! I killed 35 with a ball of socks!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Any weapons

But I want to keep my weapon

Your exploding spuds....

Oh why did I tell everyone

At least we know what to look for when we pat you down "

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.

This "

Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.

But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.

This

Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.

But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them "

What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.

This

Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.

But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them

What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? "

I'd rather walk in to a fight where neither of us have weapons than one where we both do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any weapons

But I want to keep my weapon

Your exploding spuds....

Oh why did I tell everyone "

Lol I did the same with veggie soup learnt now pan or fuck all microwave good for some things

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.

This

Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.

But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them

What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?

I'd rather walk in to a fight where neither of us have weapons than one where we both do."

What about if the attacker is bigger etc. Would you not rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Spiders that hang out in my vicinity. The world is a big place, so sod off already!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.

This

Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.

But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them "

I'm still waiting for the Simpsons Dome to appear one day

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.

This

Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.

But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them

What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?

I'd rather walk in to a fight where neither of us have weapons than one where we both do.

What about if the attacker is bigger etc. Would you not rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? "

If there's no option to run or your loved ones are being attacked and you're the only one who can save them, then yes I guess in those moments a weapon would be helpful. In that instance (in a world where all weapons have been destroyed) you would have to weaponize something else, such as tools, sporting equipment or just a really heavy book. Another issue with this though is if your attacker is bigger and stronger they're just as likely to remove the weapon from your hands and then use it against you.

You'll never be able to eradicate weapons on a personal level, humans will find a way. But if we decide that a weapon is something that has been created with the sole purpose of causing harm and taking life, then the only things to be removed would be guns, chemical weapons, and most explosives.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Wasps fucking wasps

Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures "

Did I see see you on the men in black film?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Cars that do not display any form of indication when negotiating roundabouts.

Them and their occupants should be obliterated.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Wasps fucking wasps

Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures

Did I see see you on the men in black film?"

I just feel people are too quick to judge our winged brethren

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Can I get rid of body hair please?

I've just cut my nipple with the razor that was on the way to my underarm! .

We can keep the hair on our heads though

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Flys! The little bastards serve no purpose other than ruining my summer by diving into my drinks and on my dinner

The little c###s even bother me when I’m out running…………… absolutely effing hate them "

flies help solve murders ..and recycle dead things

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By *valon7Woman
over a year ago

Lancaster


"We are on holiday, and yes we understand it’s hot, there are mosquitoes, and when in Rome do as the Romans do.

However, I need to tell the mosquitoes I will wipe out their family if another one bites me.

Don’t think they understand English and I can’t speak Spanish.

Made me wonder, what would you like to remove from the world?"

My line Manager.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering ish

Middle lane drivers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very ignorant and annoying colleagues

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Money in politics.

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By *imAndBarbCouple
over a year ago

chester

Tories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? "

It's amazing how many times this hasn't been an issue for me.

I live in a world full of weapons and I have never considered obtaining one to deal with a home invasion - or indeed anything else.

Mr

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin


"

What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?

It's amazing how many times this hasn't been an issue for me.

I live in a world full of weapons and I have never considered obtaining one to deal with a home invasion - or indeed anything else.

Mr"

Fair enough. Im sure a lot of people do though

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Wasps fucking wasps

Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures

Did I see see you on the men in black film?

I just feel people are too quick to judge our winged brethren "

Hope you registered with central record.

Great response by the way.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"Wasps fucking wasps

Like the mozzies, wasps are great pollinators and a food source for other creatures

Did I see see you on the men in black film?

I just feel people are too quick to judge our winged brethren

Hope you registered with central record.

Great response by the way."

Thank you

What's central record?

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By *onLicksMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Traffic wardens. whilst I appreciate their efforts to keep roads clear they are utter heartless bar stewards; As are politicians from all sides. A plague on both their houses

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

Narcissistic leaders of many organisations who are charming superficially, but pisses the Dark Triad personality traits of:

Psychopathy,

Narcissism and

Machiavellianism.

These undesirable traits synergistically combine into a lethal cocktail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.

This

Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.

But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them

What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with? "

Keep a jar of mozzies/wasps, throw at said burglars

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Any weapons

How should one defend oneself then?

Nobody would have them. They would be obliterated from the world.

This

Completely agree that weapons should be banned and the world would be a better place without them. Humans will of course weaponize other objects when they want too though, but that's besides the point.

But there was that episode of the Simpsons when all weapons were banned and destroyed, earth was then immediately invaded and ensl*ved by aliens... With the Simpsons knack for predicting the future maybe we should keep them

What if someone breaks into your house in the middle of the night? Would you rather have a weapon to defend yourself with?

Keep a jar of mozzies/wasps, throw at said burglars "

Now, let’s talk beyond the paradigm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you remember to take your avon soft skin! Apparently it is fantastic at repelling mossies

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Did you remember to take your avon soft skin! Apparently it is fantastic at repelling mossies"

That’s the reason I don’t need to obliterate mosquitoes, my memory failed me

Odd question, what’s Avon in Spanish?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

The Republican party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"R*ts"

This is why I you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply cold weather for me. Because someone already said r*ts.

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