FabSwingers.com forum: Mile High Club

By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Are you a member of the prestigious Mile High Club?? Have you ever gotten freaky at 30,000 feet??

I’ll start...

No..but I have done it in a Car, Boat and Megabus..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Last time I flew in an airliner I was 10, so no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Technically yes.

I had a wank at 15000ft on Kilimanjaro.

Counts because it’s over a mile up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Technically yes.

I had a wank at 15000ft on Kilimanjaro.

Counts because it’s over a mile up

Which peak though? Did you cross the bridge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Megabus?

Nope. Perhaps it's too late now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just concentrate on staying alive when that high up.

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that."

Hahahahaha - yeah it’s £25 per min

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) am a member of the Mile High Club - solo fliers division.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that."

I imagine there are cleaning costs, similar to d*unken vomiting in taxis

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I had sex on a London bus in rush hour once. I joined the Mile-an-Hour Club.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I had sex in the east end of London once. I joined the Mile End Club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.

I imagine there are cleaning costs, similar to d*unken vomiting in taxis"

How messy is your sex?

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I just concentrate on staying alive when that high up. "

Me too. I don’t really like flying but I reckon having sex would take my kind off it lol

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.

I imagine there are cleaning costs, similar to d*unken vomiting in taxis

How messy is your sex?

You think I have sex? Awww, that's cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Technically yes.

I had a wank at 15000ft on Kilimanjaro.

Counts because it’s over a mile up

Which peak though? Did you cross the bridge?"

Not quite at the peak.

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Megabus?

Nope. Perhaps it's too late now.

Yeah Megabus...that’s how I roll lol

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By *afksedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.

I imagine there are cleaning costs, similar to d*unken vomiting in taxis

How messy is your sex?

You think I have sex? Awww, that's cute!"

Let me have a word with your stylist and profile designer, preferably with pliers and a blowtorch… or just sack them and hire me. I’m a creative type!

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club

I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.

I imagine there are cleaning costs, similar to d*unken vomiting in taxis

How messy is your sex?

You think I have sex? Awww, that's cute!

Let me have a word with your stylist and profile designer, preferably with pliers and a blowtorch… or just sack them and hire me. I’m a creative type!"

My stylist and profile designer is me and I sacked myself years ago. What's your going rate?

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

Ryanair wouldn't let me board the plane because my penis was too long to fit in the cabin baggage measurement thingy.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes, several times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but i do have a friend who had to go to hospital to remove a to plane from his anus

The doctor was new and just winged it

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Yes, several times

Several times? Wow

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club

I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon

236 metre club whilst not 30,0000 feet is still very impressive non the less lol

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By *ussieChrisMan
over a year ago

Walsall

"I just concentrate on staying alive when that high up. "

Given the chance, I'd help make you feel live at that height

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club

I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon

Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

Yes many times for the mile high club. Also joined the 10 metre club (10 metres below the surface of the ocean)

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club

I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon

Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there"

I take it your from the area ?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club

I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon

Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there

I take it your from the area ?"

I grew up in Hamstead

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Yes many times for the mile high club. Also joined the 10 metre club (10 metres below the surface of the ocean)"

Very Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Technically yes.

I had a wank at 15000ft on Kilimanjaro.

Counts because it’s over a mile up

Was the wank purely just to stop your cock from freezing at altitude?

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By *orkiebar51Man
over a year ago

Keighley

I had a shag in Denver, Colarado.......the mile high city, far more comfortable than a plane

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I had a shag in Denver, Colarado.......the mile high city, far more comfortable than a plane"

Respect - Equally as impressive

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Yes many times for the mile high club. Also joined the 10 metre club (10 metres below the surface of the ocean)"

How you wore the rubber suit and a snorkel lol

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By *azzaman1970Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Hope you had the rubber suit and a snorkel on for under the ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.

Hahahahaha - yeah it’s £25 per min "

Least I'll get a £24.99 refund then

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.

Hahahahaha - yeah it’s £25 per min

Least I'll get a £24.99 refund then"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes... on a late flight to Lanzarote in the 1990's.. a daring dash to the rear toilets

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

"I had a shag in Denver, Colarado.......the mile high city, far more comfortable than a plane"

I had phone sex with someone living in Denver. I recall she said she "came like a freight train". Does that count?

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Yes... on a late flight to Lanzarote in the 1990's.. a daring dash to the rear toilets"

Nice

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"I had a shag in Denver, Colarado.......the mile high city, far more comfortable than a plane

I had phone sex with someone living in Denver. I recall she said she "came like a freight train". Does that count?"

I don’t think they will let you into the mile high club but I’m impressed - Nice work

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

"Hope you had the rubber suit and a snorkel on for under the ocean

Full scuba kit, but no suit just swimmers. But we were in the Red Sea so water was very warm

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Sort of. Neither of us finished. it was pretty awkward and I got paranoid our laughing would wake the other passengers or get the attention of the stewards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think we got above 3000'..

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Sort of. Neither of us finished. it was pretty awkward and I got paranoid our laughing would wake the other passengers or get the attention of the stewards

I think this still counts

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Yes a couple of times but years ago when there was a little more room

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By *afksedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Ryan Air probably charge you extra for that.

I imagine there are cleaning costs, similar to d*unken vomiting in taxis

How messy is your sex?

You think I have sex? Awww, that's cute!

Let me have a word with your stylist and profile designer, preferably with pliers and a blowtorch… or just sack them and hire me. I’m a creative type!

My stylist and profile designer is me and I sacked myself years ago. What's your going rate?"

I take the first 50% of whatever your increase in activity turns out to be!

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By *afksedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club

I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon

Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there

I take it your from the area ?

I grew up in Hamstead"

I once dated a girl from Hampstead.

Didn’t the ice cream van up the Beacon sell condoms at one point?

I damaged the suspension in my Mk3 Escort on the speed bumps.

As for height, there’s a pub on Hampstead Rd just up from the park. There’s a cupboard on the first floor which I found rather convenient.

There’s the seating area at the edge of the dance floor at Rosie’s in Solihull - 2nd floor?

Top floor hallway of Trident tower (Broad st) - 15th floor?

Backseat upstairs of the fast bus to Coventry (966 or 900?)

A decent play in the big wheel Centenary Square (who didn’t)

BMX track in Perry Barr park (top of)

A flat roof (can’t remember where)

The red pedestrian bridge over from the car park over the A38 to the Mailbox

The Arcadian Cinema

The Futurist Cinema

The old JFK memorial by Snow Hill

Too many to recall

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By *j JonesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

i was sat in the window seat.. a girl i was flying back from zante with was in the middle seat.. & a random sleeping guy on the aisle seat..

she couldn’t keep her hands off my cock.. luckily it was a night flight.. ended up releasing my cock from my shorts & sucking me while i was sat there.. a stewardess walked past but i just held her head down so it looked like she was sleeping..

does that count lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to join but hate airplane toilets and the smell in them

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"i was sat in the window seat.. a girl i was flying back from zante with was in the middle seat.. & a random sleeping guy on the aisle seat..

does that count lol"

Yeah that counts - Nice work

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Yep. Fully qualified member... twice!

First time was me and my then girlfriend flying Heathrow to Los Angeles when we were students and, as it was mainly a night flight, we sneaked into the loo, did the deed and joined the Club.

Then not long after my housemate started going out with a girl who was British Airways air stewardess and one d*unken night I, now being single, confessed to what had happened trans-Atlantic and she giggled their actual 'rules' to join are "Someone brand new but not other crew"

Never gave that another thought until a few years later I was, again single, flying from San Francisco to Paris CDG and there was an issue with my booking. They ended up promoting me to First Class and it was empty except for this gorgeous redheaded girl also about my age. Naturally we got talking and she was from the Netherlands and her father was a high ranking diplomat (hence her being in FC) and we just hit it off... and one thing led to another.

So yes I joined the Club 'fully' as per the BA cabin crew rules.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club

I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon

Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there

I take it your from the area ?

I grew up in Hamstead

I once dated a girl from Hampstead.

Didn’t the ice cream van up the Beacon sell condoms at one point?

I damaged the suspension in my Mk3 Escort on the speed bumps.

As for height, there’s a pub on Hampstead Rd just up from the park. There’s a cupboard on the first floor which I found rather convenient.

There’s the seating area at the edge of the dance floor at Rosie’s in Solihull - 2nd floor?

Top floor hallway of Trident tower (Broad st) - 15th floor?

Backseat upstairs of the fast bus to Coventry (966 or 900?)

A decent play in the big wheel Centenary Square (who didn’t)

BMX track in Perry Barr park (top of)

A flat roof (can’t remember where)

The red pedestrian bridge over from the car park over the A38 to the Mailbox

The Arcadian Cinema

The Futurist Cinema

The old JFK memorial by Snow Hill

Too many to recall

What a player!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too busy being terrified tbh

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By *afksedMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Mr here not sure about the Mrs, but alas no I'm not a member of the mile high club

I am however a member of the 236 metre club as I once had a fabulous fuck up Barr Beacon

Ahh barr beacon, happy (nonsexual) memories there

I take it your from the area ?

I grew up in Hamstead

I once dated a girl from Hampstead.

Didn’t the ice cream van up the Beacon sell condoms at one point?

I damaged the suspension in my Mk3 Escort on the speed bumps.

As for height, there’s a pub on Hampstead Rd just up from the park. There’s a cupboard on the first floor which I found rather convenient.

There’s the seating area at the edge of the dance floor at Rosie’s in Solihull - 2nd floor?

Top floor hallway of Trident tower (Broad st) - 15th floor?

Backseat upstairs of the fast bus to Coventry (966 or 900?)

A decent play in the big wheel Centenary Square (who didn’t)

BMX track in Perry Barr park (top of)

A flat roof (can’t remember where)

The red pedestrian bridge over from the car park over the A38 to the Mailbox

The Arcadian Cinema

The Futurist Cinema

The old JFK memorial by Snow Hill

Too many to recall

What a player!

Far from it. I just get bored with missionary and a bed.

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By *lakeyboyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Yep. Fully qualified member... twice!

First time was me and my then girlfriend flying Heathrow to Los Angeles when we were students and, as it was mainly a night flight, we sneaked into the loo, did the deed and joined the Club.

So yes I joined the Club 'fully' as per the BA cabin crew rules. "

Nice one mate!

Although you're missing part of the BA cabin crew rules. I used to go put with a girl who was cabin crew and they're entry requirements to the VIP Mile High Club are:

"Someone new, not other crew and not in the loo"

Allegedly there are cabin crew out there who have achieved this!!!

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"Yep. Fully qualified member... twice!

First time was me and my then girlfriend flying Heathrow to Los Angeles when we were students and, as it was mainly a night flight, we sneaked into the loo, did the deed and joined the Club.

So yes I joined the Club 'fully' as per the BA cabin crew rules.

Nice one mate!

Although you're missing part of the BA cabin crew rules. I used to go put with a girl who was cabin crew and they're entry requirements to the VIP Mile High Club are:

"Someone new, not other crew and not in the loo"

Allegedly there are cabin crew out there who have achieved this!!!

Yes! That was the rule, cheers for that

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Wish I had time for that shite.

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By *hropshireGentMan
over a year ago

midllands, traveling with work

Yes on a flight back from new York in 2018

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By *tylebender03 OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Yep. Fully qualified member... twice!

First time was me and my then girlfriend flying Heathrow to Los Angeles when we were students and, as it was mainly a night flight, we sneaked into the loo, did the deed and joined the Club.

So yes I joined the Club 'fully' as per the BA cabin crew rules. "

Nice - they should make you chairman of the Mile High Club

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