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By *olin44 OP Man
over a year ago

houghton

Luv watching my gf suck my mates 8.3 inch fat uncut cock he cums loads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can he sing at the same time though ?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Can he sing at the same time though ? "

Of course I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luv watching my gf suck my mates 8.3 inch fat uncut cock he cums loads "

To the exact length '.3' lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can he sing at the same time though ?

Of course I can.

You have the most beautiful voice I have ever heard too

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"Luv watching my gf suck my mates 8.3 inch fat uncut cock he cums loads "

8 3/10 inch? How did you measure it with such precision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can he sing at the same time though ?

Of course I can.

You have the most beautiful voice I have ever heard too "

You've listened Caerphilly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5.2341 inches on a floppy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can he sing at the same time though ?

Of course I can.

You have the most beautiful voice I have ever heard too

You've listened Caerphilly."

Every time before an oily wank

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Can he sing at the same time though ?

Of course I can.

You have the most beautiful voice I have ever heard too

You've listened Caerphilly.

Every time before an oily wank "

One day lads, we're gonna take this barbershop quartet on the road.

We just need our Ringo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bet she can't put a fruit pastille in her mouth without chewing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luv watching my gf suck my mates 8.3 inch fat uncut cock he cums loads

8 3/10 inch? How did you measure it with such precision? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can he sing at the same time though ?

Of course I can.

You have the most beautiful voice I have ever heard too

You've listened Caerphilly.

Every time before an oily wank

One day lads, we're gonna take this barbershop quartet on the road.

We just need our Ringo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can he sing at the same time though ?

Of course I can.

You have the most beautiful voice I have ever heard too

You've listened Caerphilly.

Every time before an oily wank

One day lads, we're gonna take this barbershop quartet on the road.

We just need our Ringo.

Let's make beautiful music together in a Travelodge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can he sing at the same time though ?

Of course I can.

You have the most beautiful voice I have ever heard too

You've listened Caerphilly.

Every time before an oily wank

One day lads, we're gonna take this barbershop quartet on the road.

We just need our Ringo.

Let's make beautiful music together in a Travelodge."

Let’s take crappy pictures of it too please

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By *olin44 OP Man
over a year ago

houghton

Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos

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By *over not a fighter69Man
over a year ago

greenock

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos"

From the watching his mate get all the fun!

Ok Walter Mitty, dream on…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos"

I’m a loser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos

I’m a loser

Me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos

I’m a loser

Me too."

Look what Colin has done to us. I hope he’s really proud of himself.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos"

What comments was you expecting?

Congratulations?

Well done?

Your post didn't really leave it open for a discussion as it's just a comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos

I’m a loser

Me too.

Look what Colin has done to us. I hope he’s really proud of himself."

I could go for a bit of Colin right now, the cake version.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losers club anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Losers club anyone? "

I'll make badges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Losers club anyone?

I'll make badges "

Can mine say ‘Fat Loser’?

Yours can be ‘Ryan’s Loser’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos

I’m a loser

Me too.

Look what Colin has done to us. I hope he’s really proud of himself.

I could go for a bit of Colin right now, the cake version. "

Oooo someone shops at M&S

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

We really should be adopting standard units by now...

*210.82mm

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Luv watching my gf suck my mates 8.3 inch fat uncut cock he cums loads "

Stories section?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos

I’m a loser

Me too.

Look what Colin has done to us. I hope he’s really proud of himself.

I could go for a bit of Colin right now, the cake version.

Oooo someone shops at M&S

Only on a Wednesday

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments.."

So that would be 1,3,5 or 7 balls making comments rather than the regular two then?

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By *ananaman41Man
over a year ago

Dublin

The friend is Mr. Bo jangles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos"

There's a forum for swinging chat and another for stories and fantasies where this post may be recieved differently. This is the lounge - a virtual pub if you like. What kind of reaction would you expect if you walked into a bar (even one full of swingers) and just blurted out your OP?

Tbf, it isn't particularly kind to gang together and take the piss in the way many have. Sadly, people forget sometimes that online it isn't the same as them and their mates sharing a bit of private banter, everyone gets to see what is written and even innocent humour comes very close to bullying when enough join in.

My verdict? Your OP was only ever going to either get ignored or turned into a bit of a piss take. As is often the case with a bit of piss taking, where one or two comments would be funny, a page full of them is unpleasant but no one wants to believe they're the ones to cross that line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seem sum odd balls makeing daft comments on here probs jealous because ya all losers and saddos

I’m a loser

Me too.

Look what Colin has done to us. I hope he’s really proud of himself.

I could go for a bit of Colin right now, the cake version.

Oooo someone shops at M&S

Only on a Wednesday "

I’m more a Cuthbert cake from Aldi kinda guy. I knew you were too posh for me

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By *olin44 OP Man
over a year ago

houghton

I'm ex airborne 7rha no comments here cud and wud hurt me I've took shit verbal and physical from the best and hardest airborne warriors of the British army and still won served 12 years I suk these comments up with a straw and I laugh at most of u woke brigade members

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By *olin44 OP Man
over a year ago

houghton

I'll shag ya grandma's asses in hell ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ex airborne 7rha no comments here cud and wud hurt me I've took shit verbal and physical from the best and hardest airborne warriors of the British army and still won served 12 years I suk these comments up with a straw and I laugh at most of u woke brigade members

You seem offended. Are you ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luv watching my gf suck my mates 8.3 inch fat uncut cock he cums loads

8 3/10 inch? How did you measure it with such precision?

"
calibrated tape measure a a set of verniers

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By *otandhardcouple2Couple
over a year ago

stockton

That .3 would make all the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem offended. Are you ok?"

Fingers crossed he is. He seems like a lovely bloke from the Army.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I'll shag ya grandma's asses in hell ??"

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By *ustlooking900Man
over a year ago

Donegal

[Removed by poster at 18/08/22 18:39:56]

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By *ustlooking900Man
over a year ago

Donegal

"Losers club anyone?

I'll make badges "

Losers love badges can I have one

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I need my glasses so I can catch up with what half the thread says, the spellings shocking....I'm still stuck on the penis length at the minute.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

[Removed by poster at 19/08/22 15:41:04]

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

I'm 100% female , hope that answers your question

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"OP

I'm 100% female , hope that answers your question

After checking your pictures I can confirm 100% female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minimus Imperialimus Boreoffidus there everyone.

Give him a clap

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"OP

I'm 100% female , hope that answers your question

After checking your pictures I can confirm 100% female

He seemed confused for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hammer time du du du du du du cant touch this

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"OP

I'm 100% female , hope that answers your question

After checking your pictures I can confirm 100% female

He seemed confused for some reason "

how??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hammer time du du du du du du cant touch this

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sorry wrong thread

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"OP

I'm 100% female , hope that answers your question

After checking your pictures I can confirm 100% female

He seemed confused for some reason

how??

I have no idea

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"OP

I'm 100% female , hope that answers your question

After checking your pictures I can confirm 100% female

He seemed confused for some reason

how??

I have no idea "

I've not seen many men with a body like that !

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"OP

I'm 100% female , hope that answers your question

After checking your pictures I can confirm 100% female

He seemed confused for some reason

how??

I have no idea

I've not seen many men with a body like that !

Could depend where you come from though I guess

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"OP

I'm 100% female , hope that answers your question

After checking your pictures I can confirm 100% female

He seemed confused for some reason

how??

I have no idea

I've not seen many men with a body like that !

Could depend where you come from though I guess

Well outside Bangkok that is !!

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

is 8.3 inch, 8 & 3/10 inches or 8 & 3/12 Inches, in which case it's 8 & 1/4 inches?

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By *orthmanMan
over a year ago

Kendal

"is 8.3 inch, 8 & 3/10 inches or 8 & 3/12 Inches, in which case it's 8 & 1/4 inches?"

8 & 3/10 inches, assuming that the OP is using base 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll shag ya grandma's asses in hell ??"

Lose the question marks. Of course you'll shag my gran in hell. Now go give her one like you mean it.

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By *olin44 OP Man
over a year ago

houghton

Loving the shit I'm getting on here makes me feel great come on I want more bring it on u f###s and sad b######s u woke brigade scum u civie office penpushing wannabee heros

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loving the shit I'm getting on here makes me feel great come on I want more bring it on u f###s and sad b######s u woke brigade scum u civie office penpushing wannabee heros "

I ain’t in brigade, and certainly not the woke one as I am currently asleep and typing that from my dream x

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By *luboyoMan
over a year ago

North West / Birmingham

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Loving the shit I'm getting on here makes me feel great come on I want more bring it on u f###s and sad b######s u woke brigade scum u civie office penpushing wannabee heros "

Oh do behave Colin

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I'll shag ya grandma's asses in hell ??"
Very floppy and loose as hell if I remember correctly like day old rice pudding or Porridge

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Loving the shit I'm getting on here makes me feel great come on I want more bring it on u f###s and sad b######s u woke brigade scum u civie office penpushing wannabee heros "
Walt

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Luv watching my gf suck my mates 8.3 inch fat uncut cock he cums loads "

Would she have a go on mine?...only 7.35in though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this cracker!! 7rha

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do you think Colin is Scottish? I'm getting a Scottish vibe in his banter

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By *olin44 OP Man
over a year ago

houghton

From the north east u scumbags wannabees

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"From the north east u scumbags wannabees "
at least we aren’t using a picture from the internet

that clearly isn’t you in the pictures of the bird riding you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummy xx

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By *olin44 OP Man
over a year ago

houghton

Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

You ok OP?

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

"Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it "

It’s good to talk…

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

It’s a waste of a good boner to take the time measuring it.

Or is it just my age?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it "

Wow. Have you been stewing over that for 20 weeks?! Time for a break, OP. And a hug.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Loving the shit I'm getting on here makes me feel great come on I want more bring it on u f###s and sad b######s u woke brigade scum u civie office penpushing wannabee heros "

I'd make you stand in the corner and face the wall. You can just listen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it

Wow. Have you been stewing over that for 20 weeks?! Time for a break, OP. And a hug."

Do you think we should start a Hug service?

Actually, that sounds wrong somehow. Ignore!

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Has someone just been released..??

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"From the north east u scumbags wannabees at least we aren’t using a picture from the internet

that clearly isn’t you in the pictures of the bird riding you lol

I had to check, I think you're right.

In fairness, she does look hot though....

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

"Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it

Wow. Have you been stewing over that for 20 weeks?! Time for a break, OP. And a hug.

Do you think we should start a Hug service?

Actually, that sounds wrong somehow. Ignore!

Maybe cuddle service

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it

Wow. Have you been stewing over that for 20 weeks?! Time for a break, OP. And a hug.

Do you think we should start a Hug service?

Actually, that sounds wrong somehow. Ignore!

If you're giving Red, I'll take a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it

Wow. Have you been stewing over that for 20 weeks?! Time for a break, OP. And a hug.

Do you think we should start a Hug service?

Actually, that sounds wrong somehow. Ignore!

If you're giving Red, I'll take a hug

Absolutely!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it

Wow. Have you been stewing over that for 20 weeks?! Time for a break, OP. And a hug.

Do you think we should start a Hug service?

Actually, that sounds wrong somehow. Ignore!

If you're giving Red, I'll take a hug

Absolutely!

Room for me?

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it "

“I dreamed a dream in times gone by

When hope was high and sex worth having

I dreamed, that sex would never die

I dreamed that God would be forgiving

Then I was young and unafraid

And sex was made and used and wasted

There was no sex to be had

No shag unsung, no minge untasted”

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Ya sad dreamers wanna be poeple most just talk sex but never have it

Wow. Have you been stewing over that for 20 weeks?! Time for a break, OP. And a hug.

Do you think we should start a Hug service?

Actually, that sounds wrong somehow. Ignore!

NO! It’s not wrong!

Have you read my post?

Don’t I need a hug?

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