FabSwingers.com forum: Can strict vegans do BJ's and oral sex?

By *onLicks OP Man
over a year ago

Worthing

One of the stupid things I have always wondered.... Does that class as eating meat?

What is the silliest question that you have unanswered?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Since it is consensual, doesn't involve farming or killing and is not eating anything that has been sentient, I think it's a bit of a stretch suggesting vegans shouldn't do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose that swallowing cock snot isn’t quite vegan. It’s an animal product after all.

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By *onLicks OP Man
over a year ago

Worthing

"I suppose that swallowing cock snot isn’t quite vegan. It’s an animal product after all.

Exactly. Those poor little wrigglers...

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Every sperm is sacred

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Would’st thou like to sup on my bollock tadpoles tonight my fine wench?’

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Every sperm is sacred

Every spent is great,

If a sperm is wasted.

God gets quite irate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Would’st thou like to sup on my bollock tadpoles tonight my fine wench?’ "
and pour me an ale when your have swallowed

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By *etLikeMan
over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

If I’ve had a vasectomy, does that make my ejaculate suitable for vegans?

It certainly makes it halal, as I didn’t look away during the procedure and saw the knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose that swallowing cock snot isn’t quite vegan. It’s an animal product after all.

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you actually made me laugh & snort at "cock snot"

it's the best I've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* If a vegan performs oral on a meat eater, they need to understand the makeup of their body, their cells, their bones, muscles, hair and pretty much everything are at least partly made from the animals they've consumed.

So, they are technically consuming animal products by proxy.

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* Disclaimer, I am a vegan and this is not a serious answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose that swallowing cock snot isn’t quite vegan. It’s an animal product after all.

you actually made me laugh & snort at "cock snot"

it's the best I've heard "

I can’t lay claim to the term, but glad it raised a smile

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Cock porridge sounds vegan..

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Every sperm is sacred

Every spent is great,

If a sperm is wasted.

God gets quite irate

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"If I’ve had a vasectomy, does that make my ejaculate suitable for vegans?

It certainly makes it halal, as I didn’t look away during the procedure and saw the knife "

Did they put a mirror up or were you on cam - couldn't see bugger all when I had mine done except the 'you might feel a slight pull' felt like a kick in the bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a modern day “not tonight, I’ve got a headache” kind of thing

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By *onLicks OP Man
over a year ago

Worthing

"Every sperm is sacred

Every spent is great,

If a sperm is wasted.

God gets quite irate

Who knew there were so many monty python fans here.... Sit on my faaaace and tell me that you love me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every sperm is sacred

Every spent is great,

If a sperm is wasted.

God gets quite irate

Who knew there were so many monty python fans here.... Sit on my faaaace and tell me that you love me...."

Who doesn't love a bit of classic Monty Python

My 80 year old granny had her coffin carried out to "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"* If a vegan performs oral on a meat eater, they need to understand the makeup of their body, their cells, their bones, muscles, hair and pretty much everything are at least partly made from the animals they've consumed.

So, they are technically consuming animal products by proxy.

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* Disclaimer, I am a vegan and this is not a serious answer

Technically what you say is true...

They would need to get the male to wear a condom so they don't get spunk in their mouths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Technically what you say is true...

They would need to get the male to wear a condom so they don't get spunk in their mouths. "

However, Latex condoms are not vegan -- (they're softened with casein) -- so they'd need to be the hypoallergenic type to be extra safe.

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Every sperm is sacred

Every spent is great,

If a sperm is wasted.

That's bloody hilarious

God gets quite irate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose that swallowing cock snot isn’t quite vegan. It’s an animal product after all.

you actually made me laugh & snort at "cock snot"

it's the best I've heard

I can’t lay claim to the term, but glad it raised a smile

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"One of the stupid things I have always wondered.... Does that class as eating meat?

What is the silliest question that you have unanswered?

Has there ever been a case where a woman is wrong ??

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

In that case, I suppose I should check a potential sex partner's dietary preferences before inviting them to drink my kids.

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By *oody33Man
over a year ago

milford haven

What if the guy is a farmer ??

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"One of the stupid things I have always wondered.... Does that class as eating meat?

What is the silliest question that you have unanswered?

Has there ever been a case where a woman is wrong ??

Not knowingly

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"Every sperm is sacred

Every spent is great,

If a sperm is wasted.

God gets quite irate

Who knew there were so many monty python fans here.... Sit on my faaaace and tell me that you love me...."

I started a Monty Python thread a few months ago. Give it a search.

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