FabSwingers.com forum: When you are d*unk what is the first thing you are wanting

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice sloppy bj

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

To not get a headache

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Kebab

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

A kebab

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By *ish you were here!Couple
over a year ago

Kidderminster ...ish

Mrs ..the ladies

Mr ..shop doorway

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Fish and chips

Or bacon

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Food

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

More beer

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s been a very long time since I was last dRunk. I think I craved crisps and orange juice at the time.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Bacon fries

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

Sobriety

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

My legs to do as they’re told

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By *imson87Man
over a year ago

Rossendale

"Pizza

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lady after my own heart what kind pizza tho haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A magic carpet to get me home, and a kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Another drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life back

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Usually bed, food, drinks in no particular order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea and 20 Nuggets

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By *flkfunseekerMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Stop the world I wanna get off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some good music to dance to

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By *JandCMCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Kebab n nice cold can of pop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greasy hot dog , bacon fries and a twix and diet too !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something salty

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Kebab/Indian, sex, sleep.. order not critical..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piss, a fight and then a kebab in that order, ah the good old days

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Kebab meat and chips and a cuppa tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and food

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Cigarettes and sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dirty kebab

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have this awfully new habit, since turning 30, of getting my tits out. It’s doesn’t matter where I am!

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By *sernametaken1Man
over a year ago

All over

Class A's

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Burger, kebab or chicken wings & chips

haha

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By *romagefraisWoman
over a year ago

Sunderland

To dance, always to dance.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Waffles and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hard sex

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan
over a year ago

Southend

A nice cuppa.

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Cheeseburger and chips, usually... Then some sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food and/or a blowjob

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

Always food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much food as is humanly imaginable, preferably kebab (s) or copious amounts of dirty fries.

Sexy time is always on my d*unken agenda but literally never happens so I drink my way through horniness and want more food again

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Sleep

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast food sometimes

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Cheesy chips and loads of mayonnaise

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Sleeeeeeeeep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To dance the night away then food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fast food sometimes "

Some good old maccies eh

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fast food sometimes

Some good old maccies eh

Miss S x"

Your memory is very good!

Him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fast food sometimes

Some good old maccies eh

Miss S x

Your memory is very good!

Him x"

Anal

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

Another beer of course

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Depending on how d*unk, if I'm passed tiddly probably just sleep - I'm a rubbish d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fast food sometimes

Some good old maccies eh

Miss S x

Your memory is very good!

Him x"

Funny

Her x

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Toast !!!!

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By *oppabear82Man
over a year ago

near you

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By *oppabear82Man
over a year ago

near you

Any food!

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Dancing , food and sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To go down on a guy

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Usually my bed.

I don't seem to get dr*nk now though.

I feel sick and tired and want to go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually my bed.

I don't seem to get dr*nk now though.

I feel sick and tired and want to go home."
and that’s just from the socialising

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By *9Karm69Man
over a year ago

plymouth/chesterfield

"To go down on a guy

Must meet up in the station bar sometime

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Usually my bed.

I don't seem to get dr*nk now though.

I feel sick and tired and want to go home. and that’s just from the socialising"

I have a very small circle I socialise with. It's getting old that's the problem.

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By *arko2020Man
over a year ago

Sale

My eyes to focus on that lamppost before I walk into it rather than after

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Another drink and sex

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan
over a year ago

All over the place

Another drink and to eat pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on my mood prior to getting d*unk. On Saturday it was cigarettes

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A piss

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I want a dance and to hug n kiss everyone

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

Back in the days, it would have been a greasy kebab

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

More booze. To talk, to dance, to eat a kebab.

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By *o scandalousWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

To dance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wee probably...

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Kebab with plenty of chilli sauce and garlic mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A wee probably...

agreed

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Donor kebab and chips

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

A wee, preferably one that doesn’t go all down my leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing and cock!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"A wee probably...

agreed "

Sleep first then up 4 times a night for the pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chicken leg

(Roasted like

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

Tends to be dancing and sex. Lots of each.

Mrs

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Dancing on cock! "

I like it!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A munchie box

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Cheeseburger

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Chips and curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victor's right, normally a wee hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once I'm 11 Stellas and a tray of Sambuca and Apple Sourz shots deep after a rowdy knees up with the lads, I love nothing more than to analyse economic performance under different political regimes.

An “oligarchic” society, where political power is in the hands of major producers, protects their property rights but also tends to erect significant entry barriers against new entrepreneurs.

Democracy, where political power is more widely diffused, imposes redistributive taxes on producers, but tends to avoid entry barriers. When taxes in democracy are high and the distortions caused by entry barriers are low, an oligarchic society achieves greater efficiency. Because comparative advantage in entrepreneurship shifts away from the incumbents, the inefficiency created by entry barriers in oligarchy deteriorates over time. The typical pattern is one of rise and decline of oligarchic societies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow

Yeah, I also get an overwhelming urge to build a snowman after a few bevvies, always find myself calling the weather man to see if he can make some fall for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snow

Yeah, I also get an overwhelming urge to build a snowman after a few bevvies, always find myself calling the weather man to see if he can make some fall for me"
same same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry

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maccis?

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

To sober up! Tipsy is nice, but I hate the feeling of being d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry

maccis?"

Yip!

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By *toshitMan
over a year ago

Love xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken balls, fried rice, chips all covered in curry sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m d*unk Golden Arches herself taco wrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry

maccis?

Yip! "
you deserve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken balls, fried rice, chips all covered in curry sauce "

You know it's good to share with your friends right???

hi, I'm Shelley. Your new best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry

maccis?

Yip! you deserve it "

Yes I do, hm banana milkshake, and a Mcplant please, also Chicken nuts and a McFlurry. Diet because I need to watch my weight

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Tequilla shots ...

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Tequilla shots ...

Arribaaaa!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken balls, fried rice, chips all covered in curry sauce

You know it's good to share with your friends right???

hi, I'm Shelley. Your new best friend

Hello new best friend. My local chinese do a meal deal for 2 so welcome on board

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

My bed!

Failing that I’ll accept a sofa, chair or particularly comfy rug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another pint

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm hungry

maccis?

Yip! you deserve it

Yes I do, hm banana milkshake, and a Mcplant please, also Chicken nuts and a McFlurry. Diet because I need to watch my weight

"
I'm sure you don't but the meal is on point

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Tequilla shots ...

Arribaaaa!!

Or Sambucas

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By *atty39Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Kebab and cheesy chips ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kebab and cheesy chips ??"

Hell yeah lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The room to stop spinning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music and dancing

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By *orders-cplCouple
over a year ago

middx cpl

to strip off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A kebab

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

If I'm at home, I seem to like to brush my teeth. I know it's odd but I can tell when I start to get merry, because I want to do this.

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Sleep

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"If I'm at home, I seem to like to brush my teeth. I know it's odd but I can tell when I start to get merry, because I want to do this. "

...erm, that is rather odd

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Pepperoni pizza for me or anything that’s savoury

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I like to let others benefit from my wisdom.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Another drink.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

A good vindaloo, phall or naga curry.

Because...fuck it. If I'm going to have a hangover anyway, I'll make it one that puts me off drinking for at least a week.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"A good vindaloo, phall or naga curry.

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"A good vindaloo, phall or naga curry.

You think that's bad?

I make a chilli-con-carne I like to call "The Frodo".

Just like the books and the films once you start, you're determined to finish even though it takes an agonisingly long time to do so. However, the end result is the same: your ring gets destroyed in a raging inferno.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"A good vindaloo, phall or naga curry.

You think that's bad?

I make a chilli-con-carne I like to call "The Frodo".

You sound like you'd be a fan of 'ring sting hot sauce' if you've not already tried it ...

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

You sound like you'd be a fan of 'ring sting hot sauce' if you've not already tried it ...

Have you got a link to a retailer (i.e. not Etsy)?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a bit of chat and banter

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Just a bit of chat and banter "

Taxiiiiii!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a bit of chat and banter

Taxiiiiii!"

Everything else takes care of itself, wee soul that you are

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By *nicorn4uWoman
over a year ago

telford

"Kebab"

With you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife to get fucked by another man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually more alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shots!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knib creek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To know why

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

You sound like you'd be a fan of 'ring sting hot sauce' if you've not already tried it ...

Have you got a link to a retailer (i.e. not Etsy)?"

Any search engine on the world wide web can take you there

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

I don't get d*unk.

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By *nicorn4uWoman
over a year ago

telford

A cock or two

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By *iggingMan
over a year ago

Oldham

Sleep

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By *utlongjohnMan
over a year ago

Sloppy head

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

wilts

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Any search engine on the world wide web can take you there

All I get are Etsy or Facebook results for people making their own sauces.

There is one LinkedIn result for a Californian who has set up a company with a similar name (but no products).

If Google is unable to "take me there", I doubt Bing will. I'd Ask Jeeves but he's senile these days...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot passionate s*x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another Drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dance

Some food

Good fuck

Not bothered by the order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will let you know later today

Been ages since I was d*unk.

But probably could say Kebab and no spinning head when going sleep

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By *anJXMan
over a year ago

Warrington

A kebab

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By *abfitnfiftyMan
over a year ago

Dorking

"Toast !!!! "

Topping, just butter. Has to be real. Maybe peanut butter, any other top choices?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy + party

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By *ociferu69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *ociferu69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

white dust..

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Cheesy chips and BBQ sauce with can of pop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kebab! Then a little rumpie pumpie

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Food! Normally fried chicken and chips from the shop near me!!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Every woman in a 50-mile radius to ride me!

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

A good boogie, then chips and cheese on the way home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kebab! Then a little rumpie pumpie

Good shout. Rumpie pumpie if the room ain't spinning

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

Usually more drink or my cock being sucked. Failing those a good wank haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A decent blowy

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

One of three things...

I) Drink! More of it.

ii) big dirty kebab.

iii) Sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BJ LOL

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By *ovelaughliveCouple
over a year ago

Oldham

1 . My vibrator (hopefully its fully charged, if not a usb plug which you can never find when you need one)

2. Fingers

3. Food

4. Sleep

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sex, then food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Chips, cheese and curry sauce

2. Filthy, wild sex

3. Pint of water and paracetamol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Chips, cheese and curry sauce

2. Filthy, wild sex

3. Pint of water and paracetamol "
spot on ????????

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Your mum

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