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"I'd add a snorkel to the ensemble as well " Good shout, covered for all eventualities | |||
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"Not if you own one the cumming penises ! " Uh oh troubles back | |||
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"Not if you own one the cumming penises ! " Would it not be sensible to think about the backslash? *pulls out risk assesment* look! | |||
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"I'd add a snorkel to the ensemble as well Good shout, covered for all eventualities" Breathing is a must when drowning in semen | |||
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"Yes I would. And flippers" How much spaff are you expecting?! | |||
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"Yes I would. And flippers How much spaff are you expecting?!" All the spaff Jim | |||
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"Yes I would. And flippers How much spaff are you expecting?!" You've got to separate the feet from the spaff. | |||
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"Yes I would. And flippers How much spaff are you expecting?! All the spaff Jim " That's the spirit. | |||
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"Yes I would. And flippers How much spaff are you expecting?! You've got to separate the feet from the spaff." Well Dreavus certainly does. | |||
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles " I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake. | |||
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"A face shield. It's a sexy look " But you would only be able to bash all of the lovely bishops. | |||
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake." Splatoon. | |||
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"Would you wear swimming goggles?" Nope. A *probably a welders mask...... | |||
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake. Splatoon." Keep your pecker hard and your paws dry. | |||
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake. Splatoon. Keep your pecker hard and your paws dry." Charlie's Peen | |||
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake. Splatoon. Keep your pecker hard and your paws dry. Charlie's Peen" I know where it's been. | |||
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"Latex hood " Now you're talking my language | |||
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"Would you wear swimming goggles? Nope. A *probably a welders mask...... " Sperms will fly. | |||
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"I have those proper fancy lenses that Anthony Mackie wears when he was the Falcon, he doesn't use them now he got promoted to Captain so he gave them to me. They can monitor the trajectory, speed and volume of each happybang! " Snazzy. | |||
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"Not if you own one the cumming penises ! " Omg! Baaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyy. | |||
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"Not if you own one the cumming penises ! Omg! Baaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyy. " I'm pretty much over the return of F&B now | |||
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"Not if you own one the cumming penises ! Omg! Baaaaaaaaabyyyyyyyy. I'm pretty much over the return of F&B now" Haha. I only just noticed. I only pop on once a day now usually. That may change now! | |||
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"Would you wear swimming goggles?" No just a shower cap and a clothes peg on my nose. | |||
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"Urgh! Which one of you dudes fired the cottage cheese consistency load over me? …..and is that garlic I taste in it? " That was probably me, sorry! | |||
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"I'd be in full scuba gear x" same here...or one of those diving suits with the brass helmet you have to screw on | |||
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"Probably that box David Blaine sat in over the Thames. With a blindfold. And a good audio book. And those little slip over socks you put on your shoes, for a hygienic exit." I don't think your heart is in being bukkaked. | |||
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"Just a Robin outfit whilst surrounded by Batmans going na na na na na na" Holy spunkgun Robin! I think this calls for a splatterang from my fertility belt... | |||
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"I’d like to be bukkaked on a sun bed wearing those little eye cup things. Imagine the uv light it, I’d look like a Jackson Pollock. " Would you be wearing paper pants? | |||
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"Would you wear swimming goggles? No just a shower cap and a clothes peg on my nose." It's F&B. | |||
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"Would you wear swimming goggles? No just a shower cap and a clothes peg on my nose. It's F&B." I can pull that style off to be honest | |||
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"Would you wear swimming goggles? No just a shower cap and a clothes peg on my nose. It's F&B. I can pull that style off to be honest " | |||
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"Wife did once with big group. She likes a bit of mess but was too much for her so not again " I didn't know Nora's married. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/08/22 16:37:01]" Me too, dude, me too. | |||
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"Yes I would. I wouldn't want to as I love being splashed in jizz juice but my eyes go very red and sore so I can't take that risk with 30 men who might be carrying sexual diseases. I'd make sure they were sexy goggles though so I woildn't put anyone off. " They are probably red because the sperm don't realise that's not an egg they are trying to impregnate.... | |||
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"Yes I would. I wouldn't want to as I love being splashed in jizz juice but my eyes go very red and sore so I can't take that risk with 30 men who might be carrying sexual diseases. I'd make sure they were sexy goggles though so I woildn't put anyone off. " Wear sexy sheer goggles for me. | |||
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"Would you wear swimming goggles?" Probably not! Missy x | |||
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"Sorry did some accidental deletes of my posts. Butterfingers... " I accidentally deleted, I saw lemon post, next thing, spunkfingers. | |||
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"Would you wear swimming goggles? Probably not! Missy x" Face bareback! | |||
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake." I wasn't probably clear enough but the defensive firing squad could be armed versus the bukkake squad who'd be going about their business. | |||
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"A different kind of firing squad on defense, to punish anyone getting anything in my eyes, should prevent any need for goggles I would watch that film, Bukkake vs. Bukkake. I wasn't probably clear enough but the defensive firing squad could be armed versus the bukkake squad who'd be going about their business. " Sounds like Bukkake vs. Bukkake to me. | |||
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"And a swim cap, I don't want that crap in my hair. " I think you misunderstand the concept of bukkake. It doesn't involve shitting on someone's head. | |||
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"Sorry did some accidental deletes of my posts. Butterfingers... I accidentally deleted, I saw lemon post, next thing, spunkfingers." I've uploaded a new pic to help you reach climax | |||
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"Sorry did some accidental deletes of my posts. Butterfingers... I accidentally deleted, I saw lemon post, next thing, spunkfingers. I've uploaded a new pic to help you reach climax " | |||
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"Having once accidently being bukkaked upon going through the wrong door in a club which only opened one way in... having to walk through that dark room trying to find a way out that by the time someone opened the door at the other side of the room and I got out, well, I was a hot mess... my black jeans would have raised Cruella De Villes interest in a 101 Dalmatians way...so depending where it was next time, perhaps a mini torch or keyring with light, some wet wipes, fully wipeable clothes and an astronauts helmet...I would prefer to see who Bukakes me... " | |||
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"Sorry did some accidental deletes of my posts. Butterfingers... I accidentally deleted, I saw lemon post, next thing, spunkfingers. I've uploaded a new pic to help you reach climax " Thank you. | |||
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"No one wants pink eye, Jim." I'll put you down as a yes. | |||
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"Having once accidently being bukkaked upon going through the wrong door in a club which only opened one way in... having to walk through that dark room trying to find a way out that by the time someone opened the door at the other side of the room and I got out, well, I was a hot mess... my black jeans would have raised Cruella De Villes interest in a 101 Dalmatians way...so depending where it was next time, perhaps a mini torch or keyring with light, some wet wipes, fully wipeable clothes and an astronauts helmet...I would prefer to see who Bukakes me... " An accidental bukkake, how serendipitous. | |||
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"I'd wear Darth Vaders helmet as it has breathing apparatus " you can borrow mine | |||
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"I'd wear Darth Vaders helmet as it has breathing apparatus you can borrow mine" I can imagine the contrast of white globules of spunk slowly rolling down the black space helmet. Only to leave horny trails, reflecting the light like a sex disco. | |||
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"I'd wear Darth Vaders helmet as it has breathing apparatus you can borrow mine I can imagine the contrast of white globules of spunk slowly rolling down the black space helmet. Only to leave horny trails, reflecting the light like a sex disco." yep thats deffo stomach lining im tasting right now she can keep the helmet il make a new one | |||
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"I'd wear Darth Vaders helmet as it has breathing apparatus you can borrow mine I can imagine the contrast of white globules of spunk slowly rolling down the black space helmet. Only to leave horny trails, reflecting the light like a sex disco.yep thats deffo stomach lining im tasting right now she can keep the helmet il make a new one " Hahahaha. | |||
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