FabSwingers.com forum: When you’ve got the horn at work

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you’ve got the horn at work and there’s nothing you can do. Procrastination leads to masturbation so I wrote these words for you.

Stay busy and keep your mind occupied never let a moment go blank. Otherwise you might nip away to the loo and have workplace wank.

Think of anything but the deed itself while drinking tea from fine China, otherwise you might spill your seed inside the secretary’s vagina.

Ok I got bored and wrote a stupid poem. Kind of in the style of monty python. I imagine Eric idle singing it in my head and hopefully it reads like that.

Add your own verse

By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

There's nothing wrong with a workplace shaggy,

It can get you nice and wet.

The only time it's best avoided,

Is if you're an undertaker or a vet.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do nothing because im too bussy to do anything about it

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I do nothing because im too bussy to do anything about it "

Not that busy that you cant reply on a thread.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A work place wank is always fun, just don’t shout here I CUM

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught me banging on the copier

Wasn't me