FabSwingers.com forum: Happy birthday, Granny Crumpet

By *inky_couple2020 OP Couple
over a year ago

North West

Please join us in wishing everyone's favourite OAP a most jolly of birthdays, filled with Doritos, popcorn and vegan ice cream

Merry birthday, Granny

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Happy birthday.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Happy birthday Granny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday meemaa

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

A happy flappy birthday granny - I trust it involves lots of cake/alcohol/debauchery

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Has that telegram from the Queen arrived yet?

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Happy birthday, birthday sharer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Granny!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Happy birthday GC!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Granny!

Happy birthday anniversary to you!

Are you aged to perfection yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Granny

Lots of joy and happiness to all our favourite sage of fab

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Many happy returns Granny xxx

Eat a huge slice of cake for me please

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear Grånny, 'offering you the heartiest of birthday felicitations.

Partake in whatever you wish but make sure there's plenty of Huntley and Palmers biscuits, Camp Coffee, Bird's Trifle, lashings of ginger beer and Lyons Maid ice cream.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I don't usually join in these threads but will make the exception for the right honourable granny of crumpet.

Happy Birthday x

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Time to buy some more wrinkled stockings Granny. Or certainly get one of your numerous Gentlemen friends to buy you some.

Happy Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Granny

NBVN x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Happy Birthday GC

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Dear Granny Crumpet

If it is your birthday I want to wish you a very heartfelt happy birthday - I hope you're having a lovely day reading softcore smut wannabes and being you.

If it's not, please return to this on the appropriate date.

Happy Birthday GC.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Birthday tits granny?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Happy birthday G with a C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Granny. You're one my favourite forum people.

I hope you're having a wonderful day.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I thought his birthday was next month?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Happy birthday Granny

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Happy birthday grannie

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Happy birthday GC

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By *oubletroubleCouple
over a year ago

South West

Have a great birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday to the forums favourite no nonsense Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many happy returns, Granny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny? Who the fuck is GC?? Lol

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Happy birthday GC!!

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By *il sub princessWoman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Happy cake day xx

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

Happy birthday, have a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HBD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was an old lady called Granny

Who cleaned every nook and then cranny

It was her birthday

But to her dismay

She'd forgotten to spruce up her fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Granny x

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"There was an old lady called Granny

Who cleaned every nook and then cranny

It was her birthday

But to her dismay

She'd forgotten to spruce up her fanny"

Oooo heck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a lovely lady and proper funny happy birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real one ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Happy birthday GC, whenever it is

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Don't know who dug this up BRYAN........

I think I smell the salty air of the seaside BRYAN.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Real one ? "

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Your a lovely lady and proper funny happy birthday x"

Well Stumpy - thank you for your kind words....

I'll put them in a lace envelope for eternity to peep at now n then.

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Don't know who dug this up BRYAN........

I think I smell the salty air of the seaside BRYAN.

Have you opened all your presents yet ?.What did you get.. Was it all-sorts..or liquorice or liquorice allsorts.....

Once again happy birthday ...and a big big happy birthday from people who don't read threads ..from all over the world.. including Russia and Cleckheaton...

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By *usman 199Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Happy Birthday young fella. Have a wonderful day

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Grånny is like Paddington Bear; she's also got two birthdays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Real one ?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo "

Happy birthDay then

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Happy birthday!

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By *ryan...Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Happy Birthday young fella. Have a wonderful day

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How many is that now granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many is that now granny?

She must be older than jeaNne calmEnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I could

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Thread started 4 weeks ago ??? Does Granny have two Birthdays like the Queen

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"Thread started 4 weeks ago ??? Does Granny have two Birthdays like the Queen

Drawing comparisons to the queen might not be such a good idea, bearing in mind she’s currently laid in a box waiting in the departure lounge.

I know Granny is old but she should have a bit of life left in her yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Birthday Granny,

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