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"For me my right plum is a bit bigger than the left. Love and Peace "The middle three are all similar sized to be fair!!  | |||
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"My bollocks are bigger than my boobs." Nice. I could be tempted | |||
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"For me my right plum is a bit bigger than the left. Love and Peace
The middle three are all similar sized to be fair!! "Multi bollocks. I like your style. | |||
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"I dunno, it's not something that I think to check" Dude, why so down? Turn that frown upside down  | |||
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"Left boob is bigger Her "They’re both ample to be fair  | |||
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand? "Will a sky remote do? | |||
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand? "Watch the stampede!!!! | |||
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"Mr right "I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark here and say you you call the left one Mr Left by any chance? | |||
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand? "I have a Sky remote | |||
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"Left bollock is the larger. I also have more body hair on the left as well." Do you sleep on your right side? | |||
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"Think my left boob slightly bigger "They both look big to me | |||
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one" Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? | |||
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"All of my right side is bigger. I have a weird elf ear as well. I think I came out wonky. " Is your right foot bigger than your left?  | |||
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Bollocks are not applicable to me | |||
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"Left boob. Seems to need a different cup size always bellowing out " I like bellowing boobs | |||
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Bollocks are not applicable to me "Yes they are, you like bollocks Babs  | |||
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"All of my right side is bigger. I have a weird elf ear as well. I think I came out wonky. Is your right foot bigger than your left? "By a small amount. Oh I just realised though, my left flap is slightly bigger. My left flap is a bad ass! | |||
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"I dunno, it's not something that I think to check Dude, why so down? Turn that frown upside down "I'm not too sure actually. My mood tends to bounce around a fair amount | |||
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"Left boob. Massively so" Does your right one go bigger once you travel over the equator? | |||
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"All of my right side is bigger. I have a weird elf ear as well. I think I came out wonky. Is your right foot bigger than your left?
By a small amount. Oh I just realised though, my left flap is slightly bigger. My left flap is a bad ass! "I’ll let you wank me off with your left hand then  | |||
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"Left boob. Massively so Does your right one go bigger once you travel over the equator? "Both about the same | |||
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"Right boob
Bollocks are not applicable to me
Yes they are, you like bollocks Babs "Wrinkly, dangly little things | |||
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"Right boob
Bollocks are not applicable to me "I am doing a bollock loan scheme where those who qualify can borrow both my bollocks for the evening as long as they take the platinum package which includes cock and the rest of me - plus jaffa cakes!! | |||
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"Right boob
Bollocks are not applicable to me
Yes they are, you like bollocks Babs
Wrinkly, dangly little things "Some dangle quite a lot as well | |||
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"For me my right plum is a bit bigger than the left. Love and Peace "My right wad the size of a fist and my left the size of a grape. Had surgery and now their both like grapes!  | |||
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"Left boob. Massively so Does your right one go bigger once you travel over the equator? "Dunno. I should try it. Buy me a holiday please Rex. | |||
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"Left boob is bigger " I need to check this  | |||
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"For me my right plum is a bit bigger than the left. Love and Peace
My right wad the size of a fist and my left the size of a grape. Had surgery and now their both like grapes! "Sounds painful man | |||
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"Left boob. Massively so Does your right one go bigger once you travel over the equator?
Dunno. I should try it.
Buy me a holiday please Rex."I’ll see you down under, and other sweaty regions | |||
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"Left boob. Massively so Does your right one go bigger once you travel over the equator?
Dunno. I should try it.
Buy me a holiday please Rex.
I’ll see you down under, and other sweaty regions "That's hot | |||
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"Left boob is bigger I need to check this "I'll let you check my balls out at the same time | |||
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? " there normally resting in a cup | |||
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup " Never having a brew at yours again | |||
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup Never having a brew at yours again " again i thought it was a dream were you there for the bit when i put my willy in you just checking  | |||
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup Never having a brew at yours again again i thought it was a dream were you there for the bit when i put my willy in you just checking "Ewwww no one's willy goes in me | |||
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup Never having a brew at yours again again i thought it was a dream were you there for the bit when i put my willy in you just checking
Ewwww no one's willy goes in me "so it was a dream bollox  | |||
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"I dunno, it's not something that I think to check" Check it out and let us know | |||
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"My bollocks are bigger than my boobs." | |||
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"Left boob. Massively so Does your right one go bigger once you travel over the equator?
Dunno. I should try it.
Buy me a holiday please Rex.
I’ll see you down under, and other sweaty regions
That's hot"I’ll put me cork hat on | |||
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"Left boob is bigger I need to check this
I'll let you check my balls out at the same time "This get even better | |||
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup " Ahhhhh a nice cup of Tbag | |||
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"I dunno, it's not something that I think to check Check it out and let us know "^^ exactly this | |||
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"My left boob is bigger, as I've had some of my right boob removed. " | |||
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"Right " Are they still white or has the Mediterranean sun give them a little baking yet?  | |||
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"I dont touch em so dunno but my right boob is much better than the left one Have you never looked in the mirror at the dangle of the angle? there normally resting in a cup Never having a brew at yours again " All New meaning to tea bagging | |||
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"I think my boobs are pretty even, no obvious difference in size but I’m happy for them to be professionally assessed. Lou x " You’ve come to exactly the right place for professional boob testing | |||
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"Right Are they still white or has the Mediterranean sun give them a little baking yet? "Even whiter now | |||
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"I've got to the age where I seem to have both all I need now is long hair and a pair of heels "Is your ballbag skin losing its elasticity as well? | |||
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"Left boob bigger, it was the most efficient milk producer and the slight extra size has remained (just in a heavily deflated form)..." Can’t beat a bit of bitty | |||
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"Right Are they still white or has the Mediterranean sun give them a little baking yet?
Even whiter now "You’re the worst holidaymaker I know | |||
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"I've got to the age where I seem to have both all I need now is long hair and a pair of heels
Is your ballbag skin losing its elasticity as well? "Depends on the weather..the weather or not they've been emptied recently, I do have to hold them up if I use a thunder box | |||
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"I've got to the age where I seem to have both all I need now is long hair and a pair of heels
Is your ballbag skin losing its elasticity as well?
Depends on the weather..the weather or not they've been emptied recently, I do have to hold them up if I use a thunder box "Or when you go for a sit down wee | |||
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"I've got to the age where I seem to have both all I need now is long hair and a pair of heels
Is your ballbag skin losing its elasticity as well?
Depends on the weather..the weather or not they've been emptied recently, I do have to hold them up if I use a thunder box
Or when you go for a sit down wee "Ha yeah, standing up its one tucked in each sock | |||
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours " Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet | |||
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"I've got to the age where I seem to have both all I need now is long hair and a pair of heels
Is your ballbag skin losing its elasticity as well?
Depends on the weather..the weather or not they've been emptied recently, I do have to hold them up if I use a thunder box
Or when you go for a sit down wee
Ha yeah, standing up its one tucked in each sock "That’s what the white Slazenger was designed for right? | |||
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"Right Are they still white or has the Mediterranean sun give them a little baking yet?
Even whiter now
You’re the worst holidaymaker I know "Have sent you a white boob update | |||
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"Right Are they still white or has the Mediterranean sun give them a little baking yet?
Even whiter now
You’re the worst holidaymaker I know
Have sent you a white boob update "Yes, I can confirm the white boobage | |||
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet "My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions? | |||
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"The left one is the bigger boob" There’s not much difference though | |||
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions? "Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick | |||
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"I think my balls are fairly evenly matched - feel free to tell me otherwise "I’ll check, with the front of my right foot | |||
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions?
Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick "Ouch! My boobies bruise too easily. | |||
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"Left nut! I’m left handed see…." Does your knob dress to the left as well? | |||
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions?
Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick
Ouch! My boobies bruise too easily. "We’re talking about yer nips not your boobs | |||
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions?
Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick
Ouch! My boobies bruise too easily.
We’re talking about yer nips not your boobs "Rex, shut up & motorboat me!  | |||
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"I think my balls are fairly evenly matched - feel free to tell me otherwise
I’ll check, with the front of my right foot "Ooh I love that | |||
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"Mine are pretty much the same size, Rex, but my nipples are slightly different colours Squeeze the one that has a slightly lighter shade and you’ll be reet
My hands aren't big enough to give it the requisite squeeze. Any suggestions?
Trapping it between the door and frame should do the trick
Ouch! My boobies bruise too easily.
We’re talking about yer nips not your boobs
Rex, shut up & motorboat me! "Is that one of them torture interrogation techniques used in Guantanamo Bay? | |||
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"I think my balls are fairly evenly matched - feel free to tell me otherwise
I’ll check, with the front of my right foot
Ooh I love that " | |||
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand?
Will a sky remote do?"Have you not got something a little warmer?  | |||
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand?
Will a sky remote do?
Have you not got something a little warmer? "A sky remote that’s been next to the fire? | |||
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand?
Will a sky remote do?
Have you not got something a little warmer?
A sky remote that’s been next to the fire? "You've got the fire on in this weather? | |||
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"I can't remember which is bigger. Anyone got a handy measuring device who can give me a hand?
Will a sky remote do?
Have you not got something a little warmer?
A sky remote that’s been next to the fire?
You've got the fire on in this weather? "I’m ‘removing’ the evidence | |||
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"I'm not sure which one is bigger but I've definitely noticed a difference in size. I think it could be my right. My tits are sisters, not twins." I like your sisters | |||
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"I'm not sure which one is bigger but I've definitely noticed a difference in size. I think it could be my right. My tits are sisters, not twins. I like your sisters "And I'm rather fond of your brothers. X | |||
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"All of my right side is bigger. I have a weird elf ear as well. I think I came out wonky. Is your right foot bigger than your left?
By a small amount. Oh I just realised though, my left flap is slightly bigger. My left flap is a bad ass! "Just spat out my coffee! | |||
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"Just going to check my flaps... want a hand? "Or tongue | |||
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"Just going to check my flaps... " They're hanging fairly evenly too. Maybe it's because I do yoga. | |||
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"Just going to check my flaps... They're hanging fairly evenly too. Maybe it's because I do yoga. " Could you pick up a bank card side on with your flaps? | |||
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"Just going to check my flaps... They're hanging fairly evenly too. Maybe it's because I do yoga. Could you pick up a bank card side on with your flaps? "I dunno. Give me your credit card and I'll see what I can do with it. | |||
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"Just going to check my flaps... They're hanging fairly evenly too. Maybe it's because I do yoga. Could you pick up a bank card side on with your flaps?
I dunno. Give me your credit card and I'll see what I can do with it. "How about Costa Coffee loyalty card? | |||
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"Left boobie is bigger." We’ll just have to give the right one more attention then | |||
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"My left ball looks bigger. "Are you looking in the mirror when you look? It could be your right one in that case | |||
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