FabSwingers.com forum: Why is it so hard

By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

...the penis?

Do you even know? Do you understand the anatomy of it? Do you know about the blood circulation and the Corpora Cavernosa ? Do you even know what the Corpora Cavernosa is? Or the Corpus Spongiosum?

Of course you don't...cause all you care about is the end result...all you care about is hard penis...HARD PENIS...

Especially you ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does yours get hard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, it does look a little sad looking when all down and floppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me, I love playing with a floppy willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want it hard enough to crack a walnut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But why is it soft?…. Nobody cares about a soft cock…

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"But why is it soft?…. Nobody cares about a soft cock…

Soft is good sometimes.

Ever tried to take a shit with a hardon........

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It is indeed most interesting studying the stages of an erection; if you look closely, it rises up to full mast in a series of little twinges.

In fact, I can almost hear a David Attenborough voice over commentary whenever I observe mine elevating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh I do love a really hard cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But why is it soft?…. Nobody cares about a soft cock…

Soft is good sometimes.

Ever tried to take a shit with a hardon........

I’m not into that …

Why would I go to the loo with a hard on?….

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Why does yours get hard? "

Why? Uhm...to make some people happy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"But why is it soft?…. Nobody cares about a soft cock…

Soft is good sometimes.

Ever tried to take a shit with a hardon........

Even having a piss is a challenge first thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin

I taught the same thing! Used sketch loads in my mates' notebooks. They never appreciated it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But why is it soft?…. Nobody cares about a soft cock…

Soft is good sometimes.

Ever tried to take a shit with a hardon........

No I haven't, because I don't have the requisite equipment. Please explain this to me.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Mine is like a stale loaf of bread, rock hard and goes to waste

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"But why is it soft?…. Nobody cares about a soft cock…

Soft is good sometimes.

Ever tried to take a shit with a hardon........

I’m not into that …

Why would I go to the loo with a hard on?….

Well....according to 'a friend' it's not uncommon to wake up after a late night bender, ending with a sizeable kebab covered in extra hot chilli sauce and coincidentally also have a raging hard on because whilst you had the major horn the night before your OH really wasn't in the mood for some d*unken twat to wallow about on top of her like a beached walrus, smelling of cider and kebab and then make the huge mistake of making a pint of coffee to try and sober up.........and of course as has been scientifically proven - coffee can create the urge to crap.

*TLDR - if you wake up with morning glory the day after consuming spicy food DONT, I repeat DONT make yourself a large coffee until you've lost the horn.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin

I taught the same thing! Used sketch loads in my mates' notebooks. They never appreciated it though

Ah, but these sketches are of cross sections through penii and in biological drawing, you're supposed to draw fairly large and fill the paper. So, rough sketches of weirdly proportioned giant half penii

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin

I taught the same thing! Used sketch loads in my mates' notebooks. They never appreciated it though

I'll have you know, my sketches were art! I included the veins and everything. Do your fancy sketches also have the jizz coming out the end? I think not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does yours get hard?

Why? Uhm...to make some people happy

I could do with getting happy ...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin

I taught the same thing! Used sketch loads in my mates' notebooks. They never appreciated it though

I'll have you know, my sketches were art! I included the veins and everything. Do your fancy sketches also have the jizz coming out the end? I think not!

No jizz allowed

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Why does yours get hard?

Why? Uhm...to make some people happy

I could do with getting happy ..."

With my penis?

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Ohhhh I do love a really hard cock

Do they love you back ?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You said hard penis. In CAPITALS.

I now need some personal adult time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does yours get hard?

Why? Uhm...to make some people happy

I could do with getting happy ...

With my penis?

Is it available?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Explain how erections happen then. Educate us all…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Ohhhh I do love a really hard cock

Do they love you back ?

Sometimes promises throw up all over us

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Why does yours get hard?

Why? Uhm...to make some people happy

I could do with getting happy ...

With my penis?

Is it available?"

I find it very HARD ( pun intended

) to say no to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does yours get hard?

Why? Uhm...to make some people happy

I could do with getting happy ...

With my penis?

Is it available?

I find it very HARD ( pun intended

) to say no to you

Then don't.

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By *agic.M OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Why does yours get hard?

Why? Uhm...to make some people happy

I could do with getting happy ...

With my penis?

Is it available?

I find it very HARD ( pun intended

) to say no to you

Then don't.

My fair lady, my penis is yours should you ever be in need of it

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Excuse me, I love playing with a floppy willy! "

Careful. You might cause the M3 to clog up as guys head down your way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excuse me, I love playing with a floppy willy! "

If you do a handstand, it looks like Roland Rat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does yours get hard?

Why? Uhm...to make some people happy

I could do with getting happy ...

With my penis?

Is it available?

I find it very HARD ( pun intended

) to say no to you

Then don't.

My fair lady, my penis is yours should you ever be in need of it

Now I'm happy

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"Excuse me, I love playing with a floppy willy! "

Free Willy 5: Willy's Dead

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Actually, I do, I teach this stuff! I'd sketch a diagram now, if I could. Always amusing after we teach the anatomy, lots of rough sketches of penises in the recycling bin

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Where's the cock stopcock ..is there a shrader valve?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"...the penis?

Do you even know? Do you understand the anatomy of it? Do you know about the blood circulation and the Corpora Cavernosa ? Do you even know what the Corpora Cavernosa is? Or the Corpus Spongiosum?

Of course you don't...cause all you care about is the end result...all you care about is hard penis...HARD PENIS...

Especially you ladies!

Yep, up to speed with penile physiology and how it works after having prostate issues. Do you know that 50% of the penis is inside the body? - so when guys on here are claiming 12 inches but only flop out 6 inches, they are technically correct!

The nerves responsible for erectile function are so fine they were only discovered recently. (I think it was about 40 years ago)

A common misconception is that the testes produce semen, they don't, they produce the sperm. The prostate produces seminal fluid and the seminal vesicles are glands that produce the fluids that will turn into semen. So if the prostate is removed, the male will not ejaculate but have dry orgasms and if the nerves are damaged, he can have orgasms without an erection.

It is important for the penile tissue to be kept healthy and flexible with a good blood supply, so men will have as many as 5 nocturnal erections each night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50% inside? Didn't know that. So I can actually go and fuck myself, like people keep telling me?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who cares about the whys of this world they dont change the way it slides up a girls anal extravaganza cave

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Wait, penises can be soft?!

Can't say I've ever seen one like that near me

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