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"DanBerks took it up the chutney for a few chips and a scrap of doner kebab
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"DanBerks took it up the chutney for a few chips and a scrap of doner kebab
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Is in the KGB!"Plays strip chess every saturday night | |||
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Plays strip chess every saturday night "Strains his tea for guests through his crusty socks from under his bed | |||
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Plays strip chess every saturday night "We meet weekly but he's too embarrassed to admit it | |||
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"The person above (and this is moving fast!) has lewd sexual fantasies involving themselves, Boris Johnson and a prize winning marrow….." Person above enjoys wearing boxers in shops and returns the ones he was wearing | |||
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"^ Once wrote me a fake verification that made me seem like a sex god, but had sooo many typos in it I couldn’t bear to post it…" He’s not that dangerous. In fact he on the FBI’s most undangerous list Marc | |||
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"^ Once wrote me a fake verification that made me seem like a sex god, but had sooo many typos in it I couldn’t bear to post it…" Hes the most popular fluffer in porn right now, and also used to lick Barbara Cartland for hours, as he can breathe through his ears | |||
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"^ Once wrote me a fake verification that made me seem like a sex god, but had sooo many typos in it I couldn’t bear to post it… Hes the most popular fluffer in porn right now, and also used to lick Barbara Cartland for hours, as he can breathe through his ears " It’s supposed to be a lie? | |||
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"Renowned for shagging a mole in a post box" Likes to have banana slices on a Hawaiian pizza after sex. | |||
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"Renowned for shagging a mole in a post box Likes to have banana slices on a Hawaiian pizza after sex. " He ^^^ loves an Hawaiian clothes whilst doing the food shop | |||
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"Only has sex to the sound of the high school musical soundtrack " Supports Sunderland | |||
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"Only has sex to the sound of the high school musical soundtrack " In my cheerleading costume… hell yeah | |||
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"After a night of passion when the partner falls asleep he picks their nose and eats it" After a night of passion when the partner falls asleep he picks the partner’s nose and eats it | |||
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"Only has sex to the sound of the high school musical soundtrack " Their not geordies ones a Mackem the others a monkey hanger | |||
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"Sniffs undies in the gym changing rooms" She has been saving all her toenail clippings in a coffee jar for 6 years so far, it stays hidden under her bed.. occasionally she chews them and puts them back in the jar | |||
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"They use there penis to make polo mints" Pays to lick elderly mens armpits.. 75+ is his favorite | |||
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"Lets her gerbil nibble on her clit." Gets soaking wet watching Japanese fart porn | |||
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"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers " She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere | |||
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"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere " More pecs than sex... | |||
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"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh " | |||
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"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere Those nipple piercings aren’t by design but due to an horrendous kebab accident in 2004 That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh " | |||
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"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh "Dunks gerkhins in her tea and feeds them to her pet pigeon... | |||
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"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh "Those nipple piercings aren’t by design but due to an horrendous kebab accident in 2004 | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:44:55] She eats 3 Pritsticks a day" Is jealous because the pritsticks were for his arse | |||
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" She eats 3 Pritsticks a day" All my pictures are stolen. Gbat | |||
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"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh
Dunks gerkhins in her tea and feeds them to her pet pigeon..."Waits for the pigeon to shit them out and licks the floor afterwards. Dirty boy | |||
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"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh
Dunks gerkhins in her tea and feeds them to her pet pigeon...
Waits for the pigeon to shit them out and licks the floor afterwards. Dirty boy"Doesn't wait for the pigeon to shit but just eats the pigeon with the gherkins still inside | |||
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"Bites his toenails and forbids clippers She licks the fresh fruit in tesco when no one is looking and puts it back, she also gets wet fondling the sausages. Can't take her anywhere That's because I lick the sausages too... duuuuuh
Dunks gerkhins in her tea and feeds them to her pet pigeon...
Waits for the pigeon to shit them out and licks the floor afterwards. Dirty boy
Doesn't wait for the pigeon to shit but just eats the pigeon with the gherkins still inside"Has scrot rot | |||
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"Steals shoes from sleeping elderly " Its a great side hustle.. recession and all.. | |||
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"Wrote a kiss and tell story of a wild night with sooty and sweep" Eats bannanas with the skin on.. | |||
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"Steals shoes from sleeping elderly Its a great side hustle.. recession and all.. "Crisbrix….. pinched my knickers from the washing line …  | |||
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"Wrote a kiss and tell story of a wild night with sooty and sweep Eats bannanas with the skin on.." Like there’s another way | |||
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"Steals shoes from sleeping elderly Its a great side hustle.. recession and all..
Crisbrix….. pinched my knickers from the washing line … "Yes that was I, and I'd do it again in an instant! *runs off cackling* | |||
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"Thinks doing doughnuts in Morrisons car park means going through a whole box of crispy cremes " Has a thing for tentacles... | |||
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"Once pee'd in the swimming pool and liked it because it made her bits all warm" Licks his pet cat clean so they get a bond | |||
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"Eats with his feet only" Licks her pussy clean so they can bond  | |||
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"Eats with his feet only Licks her pussy clean so they can bond "Drinks 7 bottles of Henry weston Gets in arguments with postboxes "What you lookin at ya fat red C***" | |||
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"Eats with his feet only Licks her pussy clean so they can bond "He's hardly a fool Oh, a lie you say? He is a fool.
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"Cut their grass with scissors and hoover their drive x" Got their nipples pierced cos they like being touched up at the airport metal detector. | |||
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"Cut their grass with scissors and hoover their drive x" She has a real rocket...sometimes she keeps it in her pocket | |||
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"Keeps a jar of human skin under their bed..." they have me tied up under there bed .heeeeelllpp | |||
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"Keeps a jar of human skin under their bed... they have me tied up under there bed .heeeeelllpp " Hush now. You don't really want help... | |||
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"Hoping Sunderland get to the prem & win at first attempt " That's not a lie I am actually a Sunderland fan!! | |||
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"Is actually a bunch of squirrels in a trench coat "His mother is a hamster and his father smells of elderberries  | |||
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"Kissed a frog for a prince, fell into the pond and got spawned instead. " Paper tree keeps begging me to buy him a copy of razzle | |||
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"Kissed a frog for a prince, fell into the pond and got spawned instead. Paper tree keeps begging me to buy him a copy of razzle " Director of Eldorado who believes in the product. | |||
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"Kissed a frog for a prince, fell into the pond and got spawned instead. Paper tree keeps begging me to buy him a copy of razzle Director of Eldorado who believes in the product." Leaves origami animals at all of his meets. T | |||
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"Kissed a frog for a prince, fell into the pond and got spawned instead. Paper tree keeps begging me to buy him a copy of razzle Director of Eldorado who believes in the product. Leaves origami animals at all of his meets. T" Once ran off from the icecream van without paying | |||
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"Traveled across the county for a blind date, she was his sister… they now have 6 kids together" Don't think you understand the post mate.. It's supposed to be a scandalous lie?? | |||
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"Not actually straight. Destroyed my bottom in a club one time. P.S I came first" Yes but it was close | |||
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"But it wasn't close when we did it... was it "No but that was at Xmas and you insisted on sitting in the snow with your pants down | |||
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"Above re-enacts their favourite Wookiee porn scenes at Star Wars conventions " He is the Stig | |||
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"Above re-enacts their favourite Wookiee porn scenes at Star Wars conventions He is the Stig" Her fanny smells of vim with a soupçon of burnt tyres | |||
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"Bonked Nigella Lawson live on air while she had a roast in the oven " Ate Freddie Starrs hamster | |||
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"Above re-enacts their favourite Wookiee porn scenes at Star Wars conventions He is the Stig Her fanny smells of vim with a soupçon of burnt tyres " She can't decide who make her fanny get all moist the most, Boris or Trump | |||
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"Above re-enacts their favourite Wookiee porn scenes at Star Wars conventions He is the Stig Her fanny smells of vim with a soupçon of burnt tyres She can't decide who make her fanny get all moist the most, Boris or Trump" Rick rolls themselves and still wears boot cut jeans | |||
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"Seeing as I’ve been missed out (as fucking usual) I’ll tell a lie about myself I’m the world’s prominent expert on fanny farting. " Hes actually the worlds prominent expert in actual farting. | |||
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"Seeing as I’ve been missed out (as fucking usual) I’ll tell a lie about myself I’m the world’s prominent expert on fanny farting. Hes actually the worlds prominent expert in actual farting." He doesn’t have a head shaped like a pineapple | |||
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"Seeing as I’ve been missed out (as fucking usual) I’ll tell a lie about myself I’m the world’s prominent expert on fanny farting. Hes actually the worlds prominent expert in actual farting. He doesn’t have a head shaped like a pineapple " His house is a shrine to his hero in life, mother Theresa. | |||
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"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin "Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart | |||
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Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart "Is not actually from Wales but from Dudley and fakes his accent | |||
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"He’s been shagging my 70 year old neighbour for months "Listen mate she's a good shag and the inheritance is worth it!! Has a secret camera set up in his 70 year old neighbours bathroom to watch her on the toilet | |||
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Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart "Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive | |||
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"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin
Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart
Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive "Pays women to fasten his tie | |||
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"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin
Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart
Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive
Pays women to fasten his tie "Both love watching teletubbies while eating donuts in the nude | |||
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"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin
Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart
Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive
Pays women to fasten his tie "Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics | |||
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"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin
Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart
Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive
Pays women to fasten his tie
Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics"Loves the mayo from burger king | |||
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"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin
Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart
Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive
Formed a chuckle brothers tribute band ……….. is currently seeking new employment
Pays women to fasten his tie
Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics
Loves the mayo from burger king " | |||
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"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin
Is in the guiness book of records for doing the longest fart
Bought a completed rubix cube off eBay to impress women, but uses it as a sex toy instead. More impressive
Formed a chuckle brothers tribute band ……….. is currently seeking new employment
Pays women to fasten his tie
Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics
Loves the mayo from burger king " | |||
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"Once shagged his sister thinking it was his cousin
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Formed a chuckle brothers tribute band ……….. is currently seeking new employment
Pays women to fasten his tie
Works at burger King and has been jizzing in the mayo for 27 years, he just did it again this morning whilst browsing hotpics
Loves the mayo from burger king "Got his dadbod by eating out of the skips behind Morrisons. | |||
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"Hides his condoms in the toilet bowl and doesn't tell his women why it tastes like sewage." Once shouted at the referee at a footy match and he saw that beautiful arse and changed his mind | |||
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"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos" Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly | |||
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"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly "Supplied the hobknobs and curly wurly....... | |||
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"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly
Supplied the hobknobs and curly wurly......."Hahahaha | |||
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"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly
Supplied the hobknobs and curly wurly.......
Hahahaha "Used to dress up as bungle from rainbow to masterbate | |||
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"Holds the Guinness world record for largest collection of glass dildos Once took it in the back door for a packet of hobknobs and a curly wurly
Supplied the hobknobs and curly wurly.......
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Used to dress up as bungle from rainbow to masterbate "Blew on a didgeridoo and got his arse spanked with a wobble board | |||
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"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case"." Considers naked leapfrog to be a legitimate sport | |||
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"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case"." got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked | |||
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"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case". got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked "Was wearing the mr blobby suit | |||
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"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case". got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked
Was wearing the mr blobby suit"Drinks swarfega daiquiris | |||
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"Is a member of a Morris dancing troupe with his mum and her friends. " Won last year's tossing event at the Highland games | |||
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"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case". got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked
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Drinks swarfega daiquiris "That’s actually not that outrageous, if you’d said brake cleaner and occasionally brake fluid you’d have been pretty accurate | |||
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"Wears a condom 24/7 "just in case". got bummed by Mr Blobby whilst Gordan the Gopher watched and wanked
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That’s actually not that outrageous, if you’d said brake cleaner and occasionally brake fluid you’d have been pretty accurate "Works on the rigs and swims home every night | |||
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"He assassinated JFK." Damm the cats out of the bag xxx | |||
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"He assassinated JFK." _partharmony are actually at war most of the time... | |||
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"He assassinated JFK. _partharmony are actually at war most of the time... "Has the heart of a child. He keeps it in a box under the stairs! | |||
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