FabSwingers.com forum: Why is it so hard?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To get pussy round here?

FFS

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By *_Mr.K_xMan
over a year ago

North Worcestershire

"To get pussy round here?

FFS

I see what you did there, niiice

But yes, why is it so hard??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are playing the game wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your opening message to a lady consist of "your hot, lets fuck" and then followed up with an unsolicited cock pic?

If so, I bet my left bollock to a barn dance that's your issue. Usually is the case with most blokes on here, but if not, eh, who knows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are playing the game wrong

I threw in an extra ? Just for you

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *ekkatransTV/TS
over a year ago

Scarborough

Because there are many more men than women, lots of competition do you have to stand above the others and women can be choosy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does your opening message to a lady consist of "your hot, lets fuck" and then followed up with an unsolicited cock pic?

If so, I bet my left bollock to a barn dance that's your issue. Usually is the case with most blokes on here, but if not, eh, who knows

Really, you think that would be the problem...perhaps it's a sense of humour thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Albino?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are complicated creatures you need patience.and time. Ile be 100 before I get a reply. If ever..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Albino?"

Grey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are complicated creatures"

Well if you stop referring to them as creatures, that might up your chances a little...

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

Albino?

Grey?"

You fancy a bit of trouble eh??

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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Because there are many more men than women, lots of competition do you have to stand above the others and women can be choosy. "

You not too choosy then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Albino?

Grey?

You fancy a bit of trouble eh??

Always

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Well I'm not struggling

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ve been sending unsolicited dick pics (flaccid and held over my unflushed toilet to) out to every woman on site but STILL no blooming luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it on tap. I don’t know what people are complaining about.

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By *rofessor ElementalMan
over a year ago

Durham

That all depends…

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I get it on tap. I don’t know what people are complaining about."

I cant see how with a personality like yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get it on tap. I don’t know what people are complaining about.

I cant see how with a personality like yours

I have a very attractive penis and a lot of money

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I get it on tap. I don’t know what people are complaining about.

I cant see how with a personality like yours

I have a very attractive penis and a lot of money

Touchè

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you using premium cat food or standard Whisks..?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So glad I dont take myself seriously .... and less so on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you using premium cat food or standard Whisks..?"

Felix, he won't eat anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catnip , that will do the trick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Catnip , that will do the trick!"

Wouldn't that make them sneeze when sucking you off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because people have destroyed their pets in anticipation for the war.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kurt Zouma kicked them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat sanctuary have lots of furry ones you can stroke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrol price is too high, they won’t travel.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"Women are complicated creatures "

That's just a lie guys tell themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To get pussy round here?

FFS

Wimmin are so picky here. Boils my pee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are complicated creatures

That's just a lie guys tell themselves "

That’s just a lie women tell the men

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Petrol price is too high, they won’t travel. "

You think petrol is bad. Try diesel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petrol price is too high, they won’t travel.

You think petrol is bad. Try diesel!

I do.

it’s killing me.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Because you're not in the top tier of Fab men? They get all the pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because you're not in the top tier of Fab men? They get all the pussy."

nailed it.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I think it’s because we are men

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I find tapping a tin of cat food outside works wonders to attract pussy. She does bring in a mouse now and again though the little rascal!

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

You need to lure them in with catnip and jingly bells

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Have you tried dressing up your cock with some googly eyes, a moustache and a sombrero?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to lure them in with Gin and jingle your balls "

I’ll take note

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"You need to lure them in with Gin and jingle your balls

I’ll take note

You’ll catch some with Gin but whiskey will get my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Clothes Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:48:16]"

Wow. I’ve kinky just got the Gin out….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Clothes Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:48:16]

Wow. I’ve kinky just got the Gin out….

My phone actually auto corrects with ‘kinky’.. hilarious

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By *uckslut888Woman
over a year ago

Loughborough

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By *uckslut888Woman
over a year ago

Loughborough

"I’ve been sending unsolicited dick pics (flaccid and held over my unflushed toilet to) out to every woman on site but STILL no blooming luck

Howling pmsl

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"[Clothes Removed by poster at 15/08/22 21:48:16]

Wow. I’ve kinky just got the Gin out….

My phone actually auto corrects with ‘kinky’.. hilarious

You’re a naughty little bugger!! Gonna have to keep my eye on you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminds me of something...

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