FabSwingers.com forum: Pineapple

By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell a&e you slipped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?"

Push it and then shake the tree.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?"

Turn it upside down ... guaranteed to get you a shag from here

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?"

I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.

Mrs

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Put it in your front window upside down. You'll soon have the ladies queuing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Display it in your window so people know your a swinger

Miss S x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit it with a baseball bat.

And get fit cleaning up the mess.

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Is this the upside down pineapple thing? Guess it didn’t work, how long were you walking around with it?

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Grate it if you are out of Parmesan….

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cut a hole in it and shove your knob in.

Apparently pineapple juice makes your cum taste better.......;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut a hole in it and shove your knob in.

Apparently pineapple juice makes your cum taste better.......;)

Liessssss

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Think pineapple has enzymes that actually eat you a bit?

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

That must be a euphemism?

"I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

Push it and then shake the tree."

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

What is this pineapple-swinger thing?

"I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.

Mrs "

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

Maybe fucking a pineapple isn’t a bad idea if it eats you, goes back to my thread yesterda

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

What if I live in a grocers?

"Display it in your window so people know your a swinger

Miss S x"

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By *otdave75Man
over a year ago

Chandlers Ford

"What is this pineapple-swinger thing?

I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on

your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.

Mrs "

Upside down pineapple in shopping trolley = swinger

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

But I had a shopping basket?

"What is this pineapple-swinger thing?

I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on

your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.

Mrs

Upside down pineapple in shopping trolley = swinger"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reverse quote replying is BLOWING MY MIND.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cut it into little rings or else cubes and then deposit them in the nearest urinal.

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By *nto the LouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

If none of the above appeal

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Cut off the top and bottom, cut end to end twice so you have four sections. Cut the core out of each section then cut the skin off

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

? Way this reply my posted I if help it would.

"This reverse quote replying is BLOWING MY MIND."

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"If none of the above appeal

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Cut off the top and bottom, cut end to end twice so you have four sections. Cut the core out of each section then cut the skin off

And what about the pineapple?

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"What is this pineapple-swinger thing?

I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

I'd suggest turning it upside down and balancing it on

your head whilst you roam the streets, that way everyone knows your a swinger apparently.

Mrs

Upside down pineapple in shopping trolley = swinger"

Is it the same for tinned pineapple?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This reverse quote replying is BLOWING MY MIND."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut the top and bottom off

Cut the outside off

De-core it so you make pineapple rings and then stack them up on your penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut the top and bottom off

Cut the outside off

De-core it so you make pineapple rings and then stack them up on your penis

SUPERMAN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?"

Cut the top off, cut the bottom off, slice the skin off, then cut the flesh into chunks off the core. Eat the chunks lol. Or use in smoothies etc

F (Mrs)

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cut the top and bottom off

Cut the outside off

De-core it so you make pineapple rings and then stack them up on your penis

… then walk around Asda with an upside down pineapple in my basket and pineapple rings on my cock to show im available? Who to? The local constabulary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just bought a fresh pineapple.

It’s on my kitchen work surface.

What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

Turn it upside down ... guaranteed to get you a shag from here

Beat me to it

NBVN x

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I just realised that this post was meant for Deliah Smith’s forum!

That must mean I posted the one on triple penetration to a cooking forum…

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Do you have any cheese?

And cocktail sticks?

Then you could make a cheese and pineapple hedgehog!

It's not a party without one......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut the top and bottom off

Cut the outside off

De-core it so you make pineapple rings and then stack them up on your penis

… then walk around Asda with an upside down pineapple in my basket and pineapple rings on my cock to show im available? Who to? The local constabulary?"

Why would you go to Asda if you was already home?

Go and watch the TV with your ready made holder for your pineapple rings

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By *afksed OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Cut the top and bottom off

Cut the outside off

De-core it so you make pineapple rings and then stack them up on your penis

Because my mobile won’t let me took at Fab until

I’m on my Wi-Fi at home, where I then learn about sticking pineapple rings on my cock at the supermarket! Come on, keep up.

… then walk around Asda with an upside down pineapple in my basket and pineapple rings on my cock to show im available? Who to? The local constabulary?

Why would you go to Asda if you was already home?

Go and watch the TV with your ready made holder for your pineapple rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have any cheese?

And cocktail sticks?

Then you could make a cheese and pineapple hedgehog!

It's not a party without one......

Oh we are coming to yours for a party if you do this hahaha

F (Mrs)

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