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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

She comes with a footpump??

On the plus side we never argue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The neighbours complain about the noises above

But she only comes with a footpump

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"The neighbours complain about the noises above

But she only comes with a footpump"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you let her down, you're her boyfriend.

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"As long as you let her down, you're her boyfriend."
pmsl - its in the t&c’s - that made me lol - do i detect the bitter experience of a crap boyfriend? Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use expanding foam, much easier!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If you are still getting loads then she is not yet your girlfriend. If she's covered her ha'penny until you fix the fence...... she's your girlfriend.

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By *ormorantMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

If you hold hands in public then yes you can..

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"She comes with a footpump??

On the plus side we never argue!

I've never seen a girl cum with a footpump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She comes with a footpump??

On the plus side we never argue!

I've never seen a girl cum with a footpump

You're not doing it right.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"She comes with a footpump??

On the plus side we never argue!

Is she willing to share?

Saying that I'd probably puncture her with my pin dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girlfriend you can put in the wardrobe when your sick of her. Perfect

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"If you are still getting loads then she is not yet your girlfriend. If she's covered her ha'penny until you fix the fence...... she's your girlfriend."
pmsl - sad but true!! Xxx

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"A girlfriend you can put in the wardrobe when your sick of her. Perfect

Can do that with a live one but there tends to be more repercussions!!

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"She comes with a footpump??

On the plus side we never argue!

Is there a quick release valve? Puncture repair kit? Just wondering....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A girlfriend you can put in the wardrobe when your sick of her. Perfect

Can do that with a live one but there tends to be more repercussions!!

She still makes noise though… Should we invent soundproof wardrobes?

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"A girlfriend you can put in the wardrobe when your sick of her. Perfect

Can do that with a live one but there tends to be more repercussions!!

She still makes noise though… Should we invent soundproof wardrobes? "

I can see a joint venture happening nn

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"She comes with a footpump??

On the plus side we never argue!

If she goes down on you, you know you’ve bought the deluxe version.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Do you sing “stayin alive” when you pump her?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Must be very disappointing when she “goes down” on you.. ehhh…ehh.. nudge nudge, know what I mean ehhhhh

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"She comes with a footpump??

On the plus side we never argue!

If she goes down on you, you know you’ve bought the deluxe version."

If she goes down on you, you need a puncture repair kit

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Poor lass will feel deflated if she reads this thread.....

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

You’re all very damaged individual and i love you xxx

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"You’re all very damaged individual and i love you xxx"

But unlike your girlfriend, we can't be fixed with duct tape

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By *odgerMoore OP Man
over a year ago

Up Your Frock!

"You’re all very damaged individual and i love you xxx

But unlike your girlfriend, we can't be fixed with duct tape "

Me, you, duct tape and several items of kitchen equipment…. You know you can’t resist the egg whisk you saucy minx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does deep anal every 2nd Tuesday...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If you hold hands in public then yes you can.."

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Poor lass will feel deflated if she reads this thread....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She comes with a footpump??

On the plus side we never argue!

I bet even she still lets you down

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